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Are you a QOTWer? Do you want to start a thread that isn't a direct answer to the current QOTW? Then this place, gentle poster, is your friend.

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Is Quentin the best thing that's happened to OT in a long while?
Alt: Sockpuppets - amusing fire starters or tedious little cunts?
(, Thu 31 May 2012, 16:22, 106 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
No.
Alt: It varies, some are excellent, INTERNETLAWYERMAN being one of the best.
(, Thu 31 May 2012, 16:29, Reply)

I don't know AA, you must admit it went through a stale stage just before Q showed up.
(, Thu 31 May 2012, 16:31, Reply)
You would say that wouldn't you Q?

(, Thu 31 May 2012, 16:33, Reply)

I'm Bobby!
(, Thu 31 May 2012, 16:34, Reply)
And also Quinten.

(, Thu 31 May 2012, 16:36, Reply)

You give me too much credit Mr B.
(, Thu 31 May 2012, 16:37, Reply)
Is he The Gentleman RHymer?

(, Thu 31 May 2012, 16:39, Reply)
I thought the same

(, Thu 31 May 2012, 16:41, Reply)
There is no credit attached to being Quinten or Bobby.

(, Thu 31 May 2012, 16:40, Reply)

you're so mean=(
(, Thu 31 May 2012, 16:42, Reply)
I don't think Bobby is smart enough to be Quinten

(, Thu 31 May 2012, 16:47, Reply)
Quinten is thick enough to be Bobby.

(, Thu 31 May 2012, 16:49, Reply)
The Earth's mantel isn't thick enough to be bobby

(, Thu 31 May 2012, 16:50, Reply)

think? dumbass.
(, Thu 31 May 2012, 16:53, Reply)
I've thought about it, and i'm sure i'm right on this

(, Thu 31 May 2012, 16:54, Reply)

I hope you are too, I don't want to be Quentin.
(, Thu 31 May 2012, 16:54, Reply)
Meh
There have been some worse than him, but I just don't understand the point of an established poster hiding behind a puppet for this long.

Short term puppets can be entertaining, but long term ones that show up more often than not aren't, IMO
(, Thu 31 May 2012, 16:38, Reply)
WHY WOULD I BE A PUPPET AAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRGH

(, Thu 31 May 2012, 16:58, Reply)

UPPET
IRATE
(, Thu 31 May 2012, 16:59, Reply)
hahahha, post of the week

(, Thu 31 May 2012, 17:00, Reply)
No, I am.
Alt: If posters are funny, I don't care if they are someone else in disguise.
(, Thu 31 May 2012, 16:30, Reply)

Like Batman.
(, Thu 31 May 2012, 16:31, Reply)
You're obsessed with Batman.
Put down the 'graphic novel' and go outside for a bit, lad.
(, Thu 31 May 2012, 16:34, Reply)

I;m going out later, now is internet time. I am a little obsessed yeah.
(, Thu 31 May 2012, 16:35, Reply)
Monty do you want to go to the hipster questiontime drinking thing with me?
www.guardian.co.uk/tv-and-radio/2012/may/31/dimble-dancing-bbc-question-time
(, Thu 31 May 2012, 16:38, Reply)
I'm taking your silence as a yes, see you there!

(, Thu 31 May 2012, 16:50, Reply)
At least the fellow is lively.
And hasn't fucked off.

Alt: some are great, such as Modgazzer General, Bollocks Parrot, and I have to say I absolutely love the Personality Horse story, v good parody.
(, Thu 31 May 2012, 16:33, Reply)
Bollocks Parrot wins. Everytime.

(, Thu 31 May 2012, 16:35, Reply)
I used to think so.
now I think he's a big, fat fraud.
Alt: can be funny, depends.
(, Thu 31 May 2012, 16:35, Reply)

enough with the fat jokes, jeez.
(, Thu 31 May 2012, 16:35, Reply)
offtopicland is dying, there was no lunch thread today

(, Thu 31 May 2012, 16:35, Reply)
Blame Bobtin or Quinny.

(, Thu 31 May 2012, 16:36, Reply)
there needs to be more made up girls

(, Thu 31 May 2012, 16:38, Reply)
CHICKEN BAQUETTE!!!!!!

(, Thu 31 May 2012, 16:38, Reply)
^ it might be late but we need this important information as a posting internet community

(, Thu 31 May 2012, 16:39, Reply)
I'm hungry again now though, stupid stomach.

(, Thu 31 May 2012, 16:40, Reply)
Scotch egg and a large salad.

(, Thu 31 May 2012, 16:42, Reply)
Chicken salad vienna

(, Thu 31 May 2012, 16:48, Reply)
Is that a Chicken salad that you don't care about?

(, Thu 31 May 2012, 16:49, Reply)
IT MEANS NOTHING TO ME!

some jokes need to be spealt out to you cunts.
(, Thu 31 May 2012, 16:54, Reply)
I liked it.

(, Thu 31 May 2012, 18:27, Reply)
Or to be amusing.

(, Thu 31 May 2012, 18:30, Reply)
Why are you so obsessed with quentin?

(, Thu 31 May 2012, 16:41, Reply)
Afternoon Chompy

(, Thu 31 May 2012, 16:42, Reply)
Hello, I'm here and have never had another account tyvm
I'm funny enough as it is.
(, Thu 31 May 2012, 16:42, Reply)
this is what i don't get, why would you need more than one account?

(, Thu 31 May 2012, 16:57, Reply)
So you can tag team chicks while you're gaz cybering.

(, Thu 31 May 2012, 16:57, Reply)
can you cc more than one person into a gaz?

(, Thu 31 May 2012, 16:59, Reply)
Yeah, but only with a gold account.

(, Thu 31 May 2012, 17:00, Reply)
i'm not forking out for that shit £15.99 a month and you get free nude pics of rob manuel doing joel veitch?
fuck that
(, Thu 31 May 2012, 17:01, Reply)
You can fuck off an' all.

(, Thu 31 May 2012, 16:42, Reply)
Anger issues?

(, Thu 31 May 2012, 16:45, Reply)
Short man syndrome

(, Thu 31 May 2012, 16:48, Reply)

I'm not obsessed with you Quentin, I just admire your work (and penis)
(, Thu 31 May 2012, 16:43, Reply)

Hmmm, a lot of your posts have been about Quentin recently. Why is that?
(, Thu 31 May 2012, 16:45, Reply)

Fuck off Bert
(, Thu 31 May 2012, 16:48, Reply)
Hartley Hare is coming clean
www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1631388
(, Thu 31 May 2012, 16:43, Reply)
it's riveting

(, Thu 31 May 2012, 16:43, Reply)
I'm as clean as a whistle

(, Thu 31 May 2012, 16:46, Reply)

clean as a whistle dull as watching paint dry.
(, Thu 31 May 2012, 16:47, Reply)
awwwwwwwww still not nice :(
I could try and reach up to height of fame you have, and tell people to fuck off.
(, Thu 31 May 2012, 16:50, Reply)
Maybe if you told more tall stories on QOTW

(, Thu 31 May 2012, 16:54, Reply)
Small jokes are beneath me

(, Thu 31 May 2012, 16:55, Reply)
You shouldn't look down on people who don't come up to your lofty expectations.

(, Thu 31 May 2012, 17:25, Reply)
Where do judges come from? There was people in my school, or my friend's schools, of pretty much ever profession, except judges.
You just don't see people these days going to judging university.
(, Thu 31 May 2012, 16:44, Reply)
They usually come from the law profession. And they're usually 150 years old.

(, Thu 31 May 2012, 16:45, Reply)
But don't they need some kind of extra qualification?

(, Thu 31 May 2012, 16:59, Reply)
people who aren't lawyers have no idea, gonz
they are nearly always barristers who've been practising for about 20 years. but some of them are solicitors.
(, Thu 31 May 2012, 17:38, Reply)
lawyers who become QCs and then outlive the rest

(, Thu 31 May 2012, 16:51, Reply)
CQ off here is a LAWYER?
I thought he was a kerrazy anarcho-vegan or some shit.
(, Thu 31 May 2012, 17:04, Reply)
I saw a dyslexic yorkshire man today
he was wearing a cat flap.
(, Thu 31 May 2012, 17:07, Reply)
hahaha

(, Thu 31 May 2012, 17:28, Reply)
he's the one who kept the "occupy" twats on their plot for long
Poor swipe couldn't get to pret a Manger
(, Thu 31 May 2012, 17:08, Reply)
Public service that.

(, Thu 31 May 2012, 17:09, Reply)
i heard it nearly bankrupted them

(, Thu 31 May 2012, 17:12, Reply)
huh
coming from a moonfaced bespectacled prick whose opinion matters a LOT, that's very very painful.
(, Thu 31 May 2012, 17:37, Reply)
*popcorn*

(, Thu 31 May 2012, 17:38, Reply)
if it's salty, you can stick it up your arse
sweet/toffee and i might have a piece
(, Thu 31 May 2012, 17:39, Reply)
Hey woah
fewer of the spectacle insults, you douche :(
(, Thu 31 May 2012, 17:47, Reply)
LOLZ

(, Thu 31 May 2012, 17:10, Reply)
Oh do fuck off, even I look down on those hipster cunts.

(, Thu 31 May 2012, 17:29, Reply)
i like the soups at pret
but i am too fussy for most of their sandwiches. they put tomato in EVERYTHING.
(, Thu 31 May 2012, 17:41, Reply)
when the fuck was this thread started and why wasn't i told?
i've been hanging around that old thread for fucken hours
(, Thu 31 May 2012, 16:51, Reply)

really?
(, Thu 31 May 2012, 16:51, Reply)
ok maybe not hours, but i was bored

(, Thu 31 May 2012, 16:54, Reply)

What are you doing this evening? anything fun with the missus?
(, Thu 31 May 2012, 16:55, Reply)
she's off to the dentist tonight and then we'll just be going back to hers
nothing exciting, apparently she's made loads of cornflake cakes out of the chocolate i bought her
(, Thu 31 May 2012, 16:56, Reply)

Have you seen this dentist? is she cheating on you? I hope not Q. Cornflake cakes are fun.
(, Thu 31 May 2012, 16:57, Reply)
i have, he's a short little weasily man who looks a bit like mr bean with glasses
last time she went i went with her and this downs syndrome kid kept asking if we were together, and then he said dentists are really scary, then he asked if w were together.

his carer looked the type to be abusing him for sure
(, Thu 31 May 2012, 16:59, Reply)
Fuck off Bobby.

(, Thu 31 May 2012, 16:51, Reply)

harsh times bro.
(, Thu 31 May 2012, 16:52, Reply)
this is the worst insult i've ever had hear
for a start i don't have tattoos, a weight problem, or fuck kids
(, Thu 31 May 2012, 16:55, Reply)

Q, even the kids turned me down. =(
(, Thu 31 May 2012, 16:56, Reply)
we can all believe that

(, Thu 31 May 2012, 16:56, Reply)

even the stickers wouldn't help.
(, Thu 31 May 2012, 16:58, Reply)
Rejection's pants init :(
The key is to fill the gaping hole of sadness with an iPad. It kind of helps.
(, Thu 31 May 2012, 17:31, Reply)
Oh Barrington.

(, Thu 31 May 2012, 17:37, Reply)

I'm sorry to hear about your loss.
(, Thu 31 May 2012, 17:38, Reply)
Like a certain Norfolk based radio presenter I'm bouncing back.
Just called a girl, taking her out tomorrow. Am I a cunt? Probably.
(, Thu 31 May 2012, 17:41, Reply)

"We have a caller on the line who fears he may be a gay, he's married so we'll only refer to him by his christian name. This is Domingo from little Oakley."
(, Thu 31 May 2012, 17:42, Reply)
I wish it wasn't raining
then I could go shoot some arrows
(, Thu 31 May 2012, 18:30, Reply)
I wish I hadn't lost my train ticket.
It's gonna cost about a hundred quid to get another one at Kings Cross later. Someone hold me.
(, Thu 31 May 2012, 18:46, Reply)
only if I can try and cop a feel
it's been a long time, you understand
(, Thu 31 May 2012, 19:13, Reply)
80 quid.
I want to cry.
(, Thu 31 May 2012, 19:17, Reply)
You should volunteer to work with disabled and mentally impaired people
IT WORKS FOR ME !!!!!!!
(, Thu 31 May 2012, 19:27, Reply)

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