Off TopicAre you a QOTWer? Do you want to start a thread that isn't a direct answer to the current QOTW? Then this place, gentle poster, is your friend.
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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I bet they are.Would somebody please fetch me chocolate? kthxbai
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 16 Jun 2012, 19:22,
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latest was 12 years ago)
There's no chocolate, but there's some Clitoris Allsorts up there.
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They'reseventy per cent clitoris butter. Made by Mills & Boon.
No, that's not right. Something and Green.
And it's maybe batter rather than butter.
I don't know, I'm getting old.
(, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 19:29, Reply)
Would somebody please fetch me all the details of your boring life please?Oh, that's right, they're already here.
What's up b3th? Why the need for chocolate?
(, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 19:26, Reply)
an X chromosomeWhat's up with you, baldy? Enjoy shitting in a field last weekend?
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 16 Jun 2012, 19:28,
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Not so much. Got very cold and wet which let to me missing two days of work this week feeling ill.On the plus side I got to hang out with Clenders and BGB and sleep in my van, which always feels like a little adventure.
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I did have a shit whilst resting my well proportioned buttocks against the back of my van.It was one of the most pleasant bowel movements I had all weekend as I could feel a gentle breeze wafting while I stared out over some green fields and a herd of Monkjack deer.
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Pleaseshow your workings by means of the Brstol Stool Chart.
Actually, please don't.
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