EVENING THREAD

( Ain't no 'igger like Gonz the J-'igger LETS GO GOBBO LETS GO !, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 19:37, Reply)

I've had an AGHHH FUCK day.
1) I get to kings cross and only half the busses are working and I didn't know my one wasn't so I was standing there for 30 minutes until I realised. By then I was so late, I jump for a cab....

2) A cabby tells me to fuck off and drives off because I asked for a £5 journey for £5. I simply said "Can you do XYZ for a fiver" he tells me to fuck off and drives off to the next customer.* The only word I said was "Can you take me to [address] for a fiver?" and the only words he said was "Fuck off".

3) The next cabby on the rank calls me a "a bit fucking cheeky" for jumping the queue because he didn't see me queue because I had already queued and the previous driver ran off. The journey I asked to come up to a fiver came to £4.80 and I gave him a fiver.

4) I get an email from someone important in regards to me "OMG I JUST WROTE A 'IF I END UP DEAD' THING" thing telling me I have nothing to worry about and that I'm a victim and pathetic small fry, but I'm still worried 'cus it could make people shout at me. This sets off a panic attack, my first one, I now know the difference between one of those an an anxiety attack. Thankfully I could feel it building up and work let me home a bit early. I now have to work all weekend to make up a deadline 'cus my mouth ran off with me with all that "i'll get it done this weekend".

4) I miss a train going from Kings Cross to Finsbury park by 1 minute so I have to wait 20 minutes for the next one; not a big deal, but it's just in that distance that makes it worth waiting for rather than taking the underground with all the walking, but it was delayed by 10 minutes on top of that. This always does my tits in. If it's 0-15 minutes, I'll wait. If it's more I'll take the underground. This was just on the border.

5) I get to finsbury park and I have my headphones on, so I don't hear any announcements, and I notice that the trains are only going half my journey. Turns out, the powerlines have fallen or some shit, there is a replacement bus journey though but I think "fuck that shit, I'll use the underground to go oakwood and get a bus from there".

6) I make it to oakwood and I'm like "How much to Enfield chase?" and he goes "£7" an I go "Don't worry, I'll take the bus", and he laughs and says "alright mate". I hang around for 20 minutes and remember the busses are fucked, so I nip into the chinese and ask them what minimum was for delivery and if I could pay a few quid to jump in the car with him. I offered to pay a couple of quid extra. They said it's alright but I'd have to wait 40 minutes and I CBA with hanging around.

7) I've took one less dose of tablets today because I have the exact amount to last me 'till monday morning and I always like being at least one dose spare for emergancies that ALWAYS happens. This might have explained the panic attack.

However, i've just taken my normal evening friday dose (which is heavier 'cus I have some once-a-week ones) and I can feel my eyes start to do that really nice thing eyes do on opiets (it's like the opersite of tears, can't explain it, its a little bit like if you've been swimming in a pool, but not unpleasent). And I have SUPPRISE DIAZIPAM that Ma' hid away for me.

And I have ordered the identical thing I had last night for supper because it was so good; deep fried corgette battons with tar tar sauce, breaded veal escolope and spegetti napoli.

* he did this because he's been waiting 20 minutes on the rank and only gets a fiver job.
( Ain't no 'igger like Gonz the J-'igger LETS GO GOBBO LETS GO !, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 19:37, Reply)

:(

( Citizen Cavy is reporting your crimes to the great leader on, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 19:42, Reply)

I'm watching a program about
fatty foods and things. It's making me want a fry up or a pizza or something. I'm not even hungry.
( Citizen Cavy is reporting your crimes to the great leader on, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 19:43, Reply)

It's hollyoaks time for me, not had a chance to see it this week yet.

( Ain't no 'igger like Gonz the J-'igger LETS GO GOBBO LETS GO !, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 19:50, Reply)

Tl; dc.

( Battered Nobody wants to buy your drugs here Louis, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 19:56, Reply)

I'm not sure how you could possibly think that I would think anything otherwise.

( Ain't no 'igger like Gonz the J-'igger LETS GO GOBBO LETS GO !, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 19:57, Reply)

You have the dullest life I have ever encountered. Please take a fatal overdose of the drugs you are clearly addicted to.

( Battered Nobody wants to buy your drugs here Louis, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 20:21, Reply)

succinct as ever

(Bill Paxton IT'S GAME OVER MAN!, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 20:34, Reply)

Gonz.
I've just got in from work and I've got no idea what to have for dinner.

Supermarket or a takeout.
( JeffTheDogFucker, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 19:54, Reply)

not takeout
I had to try really hard not to go to the chippy today and have a healthy thing instead so you aren't allowed take out either!
( Citizen Cavy is reporting your crimes to the great leader on, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 19:57, Reply)

It's a toughy.
You got food in? How about a take-out that you don't normally get?
( Ain't no 'igger like Gonz the J-'igger LETS GO GOBBO LETS GO !, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 19:58, Reply)

Curry.
I did and I have no regrets.
( tangledupinblue is your clam in a jam?, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 20:01, Reply)

Thank you Edith.

( JeffTheDogFucker, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 20:06, Reply)

I think he must have had
Pilauf rice
( Citizen Cavy is reporting your crimes to the great leader on, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 20:09, Reply)

Needs work this one.

( tangledupinblue is your clam in a jam?, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 20:11, Reply)

I think it would be better said than typed`

( Citizen Cavy is reporting your crimes to the great leader on, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 20:16, Reply)

Well I thought it was quite good.

( JeffTheDogFucker, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 20:17, Reply)

That means a lot coming from
the pun man, thank you
( Citizen Cavy is reporting your crimes to the great leader on, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 20:17, Reply)

Moi, je ne regrette rien.

( tangledupinblue is your clam in a jam?, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 20:09, Reply)

It's a takeaway you ghastly merkin

(Bill Paxton IT'S GAME OVER MAN!, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 20:30, Reply)

OMG!! LIKE WE'RE TOTALLY FLOODED!!!!!
I haven't been this excited since my nephew was born.
( Big-girl's-blouse is one quarter gyppo it seems, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 19:56, Reply)

get the water wings out!

( Citizen Cavy is reporting your crimes to the great leader on, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 19:57, Reply)

Oh man, is anything wrecked?

( Ain't no 'igger like Gonz the J-'igger LETS GO GOBBO LETS GO !, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 19:59, Reply)

My house is built up higher than the road but there are some houses futher down that aren't so lucky.

( Big-girl's-blouse is one quarter gyppo it seems, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 20:01, Reply)

Post some pictures!
Are the *waves* this evening more choppy?
( JeffTheDogFucker, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 19:59, Reply)

I took some but I don't think they show the flooding properly.
I'll see if it gets any worse first.
( Big-girl's-blouse is one quarter gyppo it seems, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 20:00, Reply)

Ooh. I know.
Go and park your car in the middle of the flood, walk about a bit and then take a photo. It'll help us get a sense of just how deep it is.
( JeffTheDogFucker, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 20:01, Reply)

The rain isn't set to abate till Sunday so we'll see what happens.

( Big-girl's-blouse is one quarter gyppo it seems, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 20:02, Reply)

The park opposite my home is like a lake.
There's a tributary of the calder river that runs along infront of my home and feeds into the park when it's high.
( Big-girl's-blouse is one quarter gyppo it seems, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 20:04, Reply)

( Big-girl's-blouse is one quarter gyppo it seems, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 20:11, Reply)

Your house really is built about the road.

( JeffTheDogFucker, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 20:15, Reply)

I no rite. Phew!
Photo was taken from bedroom window though. Further down it's much worse. The police have blocked the road off.
( Big-girl's-blouse is one quarter gyppo it seems, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 20:18, Reply)

If my wellies weren't such a nightmare to get off I'd go outside and investigate.

( Big-girl's-blouse is one quarter gyppo it seems, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 20:21, Reply)

I think you've got more pressing things to do than investigate.
*Studies the photo, and notices you've left two coffee much in your room*
( JeffTheDogFucker, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 20:23, Reply)

Wut??
Oh the reflections. Don't know what the hell they are.
( Big-girl's-blouse is one quarter gyppo it seems, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 20:24, Reply)

reflection
and he means mugs
( Citizen Cavy is reporting your crimes to the great leader on, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 20:26, Reply)

On 'reflection' they might be manhole covers.

( JeffTheDogFucker, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 20:26, Reply)

I can see someone further down the street chucking water out with a bucket.
Poor buggers.
( Big-girl's-blouse is one quarter gyppo it seems, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 20:31, Reply)

Is her name Liza?

( JeffTheDogFucker, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 20:32, Reply)

Pfft!

( Big-girl's-blouse is one quarter gyppo it seems, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 20:33, Reply)

With a bit of luck, you could snap up something viral !

( Ain't no 'igger like Gonz the J-'igger LETS GO GOBBO LETS GO !, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 20:04, Reply)

Hooray!
I need to lose some weight.
( Big-girl's-blouse is one quarter gyppo it seems, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 20:05, Reply)

Haha

( Ain't no 'igger like Gonz the J-'igger LETS GO GOBBO LETS GO !, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 20:07, Reply)

If that was what you meant.... getting an sti being a means of losing weight.

( Ain't no 'igger like Gonz the J-'igger LETS GO GOBBO LETS GO !, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 20:07, Reply)

It was : )

( Big-girl's-blouse is one quarter gyppo it seems, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 20:11, Reply)

Have you been self saucing?

(Bill Paxton IT'S GAME OVER MAN!, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 20:30, Reply)

I'm supposed to be going to Shoreditch later.
I really can't be fucked. Stupid plans.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 20:13, Reply)

Alright Baz

( JeffTheDogFucker, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 20:15, Reply)

Bonjour geezer.
I'm knackered. All set for tomorrow?
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 20:19, Reply)

Hell yeah!
Or at least I will be when I've read some work stuff, organised dinner, had a cheeky beer and stuck some threads in a bag.
( JeffTheDogFucker, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 20:23, Reply)

I can't find the sunglasses I wish to wear.
And every item of clothing I have down here needs washing or ironing or both. I'll do it tomorrow.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 20:31, Reply)

your mum stole them

(Bill Paxton IT'S GAME OVER MAN!, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 20:32, Reply)

Don't know what train to aim for tomorrow morning.
I'm always late for things.
( JeffTheDogFucker, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 20:33, Reply)

How long's the journey.
And what station does it come into? Paddington? The south west trains are a mystery to me. I'm a Kings Cross man. Aim to get here for two I reckon.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 20:37, Reply)

I can't make it I'm afraid
try and contain your sadness, it's not becoming for a man to weep in public
(Bill Paxton IT'S GAME OVER MAN!, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 20:39, Reply)

I'll come into Paddington
Then make my way to Stunneds in Lewisham
( JeffTheDogFucker, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 20:53, Reply)

Bear nonce

( tangledupinblue is your clam in a jam?, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 20:56, Reply)

You'll come inside Paddington?
You fuck dogs, not bears.
( Big-girl's-blouse is one quarter gyppo it seems, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 20:56, Reply)

Give us a shout if you wanna meet us in 'sham. I live two minutes away.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 20:56, Reply)

Arr. I'll finish my Chinese and gaz you my number.

( JeffTheDogFucker, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 20:59, Reply)

alright?

(DOZERTRON! Baseball!, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 20:19, Reply)

QUEND!

( JeffTheDogFucker, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 20:24, Reply)

The quender is you.

(DOZERTRON! Baseball!, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 20:31, Reply)

verily

(Bill Paxton IT'S GAME OVER MAN!, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 20:31, Reply)

forsooth

(DOZERTRON! Baseball!, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 20:32, Reply)

so who here uses the word quender offline?

(DOZERTRON! Baseball!, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 20:31, Reply)

you?
and people who watch red dwarf
(Bill Paxton IT'S GAME OVER MAN!, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 20:33, Reply)

REAL LIFE DRAMA GOING ON AND ALL YOU CARE ABOUT IS SEMANTICS.

( Big-girl's-blouse is one quarter gyppo it seems, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 20:33, Reply)

what drama?

(DOZERTRON! Baseball!, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 20:34, Reply)

*facepalms*
See above.
( Big-girl's-blouse is one quarter gyppo it seems, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 20:34, Reply)

holy shit beegeebee

(DOZERTRON! Baseball!, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 20:34, Reply)

is there a turd with a halo floating past

(Bill Paxton IT'S GAME OVER MAN!, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 20:37, Reply)

I know right.
Who needs the internet with shit like this going down.
( Big-girl's-blouse is one quarter gyppo it seems, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 20:39, Reply)

you do
to tell us all about it!
( Citizen Cavy is reporting your crimes to the great leader on, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 20:59, Reply)

she's flooded her knickers

(Bill Paxton IT'S GAME OVER MAN!, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 20:35, Reply)

A
few years ago, my mother-in-law was rescued in a boat. By a fireman. In a sou'wester.

She was chuffed and didn't understand my constant comments that I liked complimenting the man in the boat as well.

Not her man in the boat, to avoid confusion.

Thursdays were any man in a boat days, though.

Fuckin' lifeboat crews.
(Phudbree Like a teuchter Albert Fish, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 21:23, Reply)

I've been outside in boots that I thought were more waterproof than they actually are.
Woo!
( Big-girl's-blouse is one quarter gyppo it seems, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 21:35, Reply)

And then what happened?

( tangledupinblue is your clam in a jam?, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 21:06, Reply)

he woke up and it was all a dream
and his pillow was gone

then he found 5 dollars
( Citizen Cavy is reporting your crimes to the great leader on, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 21:09, Reply)

And you and you and you were there
But you couldn't have been could you?
( tangledupinblue is your clam in a jam?, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 21:18, Reply)

Hey, Tangles.
I'm gonna have a smoke in a minute.
( JeffTheDogFucker, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 21:23, Reply)

A proper one? Or a tab?

( tangledupinblue is your clam in a jam?, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 21:24, Reply)

Tab man!
Ho'way the smurks!
( JeffTheDogFucker, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 21:25, Reply)

Meh. Not interested.
Get back to me when you've got some weed for me.
( tangledupinblue is your clam in a jam?, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 21:29, Reply)

I miss weed
but i also miss my memory
(Bill Paxton IT'S GAME OVER MAN!, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 21:32, Reply)

Evening NA

( JeffTheDogFucker, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 21:35, Reply)

evenin' Jeff, soz I can't come and meet you tomorrow

(Bill Paxton IT'S GAME OVER MAN!, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 21:37, Reply)

Never mind.
Maybe next time.
( JeffTheDogFucker, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 21:38, Reply)

this was said will little belief

(Bill Paxton IT'S GAME OVER MAN!, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 21:39, Reply)

You coming out in September?

( JeffTheDogFucker, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 21:40, Reply)

no idea at all, far too far away to plan anything!

(Bill Paxton IT'S GAME OVER MAN!, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 21:41, Reply)

Well put it on your kitchen calendar and then tell your Judy it's been on there for months.

( JeffTheDogFucker, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 21:42, Reply)

+ then punch her in the tits

( tangledupinblue is your clam in a jam?, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 21:43, Reply)

oooh! I know.
And then delete your account and kill yourself.

Have you got all that Ape?
( JeffTheDogFucker, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 21:45, Reply)

top advice

(Bill Paxton IT'S GAME OVER MAN!, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 21:45, Reply)

^ This
Come to Montystunnedjeffbash and we can all make fun of you (instead of me)
( tangledupinblue is your clam in a jam?, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 21:41, Reply)

do you mean jeff or me?
i'll try, but my real life is very separate to my this one
(Bill Paxton IT'S GAME OVER MAN!, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 21:44, Reply)

We're not asking you to be best buddies with us.
Just turn up and have a laugh.
( Big-girl's-blouse is one quarter gyppo it seems, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 21:46, Reply)

This sounds as though you are coming then?

( tangledupinblue is your clam in a jam?, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 21:47, Reply)

I'm hoping to. I've booked the Monday after off.

( Big-girl's-blouse is one quarter gyppo it seems, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 21:50, Reply)

that's not what I mean at all
I'm not sure how I would explain that I waste my working day chatting to you lot; believe it or not I work hard and am relatively successful, who knows what I could achieve without the distraction...

The real answer is of course to get a job I enjoy more that /OT lol
(Bill Paxton IT'S GAME OVER MAN!, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 21:48, Reply)

Yeah me too.
I get stuff that needs to be done, done but I guess I could do a lot more unimportant stuff if I needed to.
( Big-girl's-blouse is one quarter gyppo it seems, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 21:51, Reply)

not unimportant stuff, stuff that moves me on
stuff that is more than the day to day, career progression stuff.

I do after all have a family to provide for these days!
(Bill Paxton IT'S GAME OVER MAN!, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 21:54, Reply)

Well bugger off and progress then : )

( Big-girl's-blouse is one quarter gyppo it seems, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 21:56, Reply)

this is what's gone and ruined it all :)
*job done*
(Bill Paxton IT'S GAME OVER MAN!, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 21:59, Reply)

OMG!!! I want to squeeze those cheeks.

( Big-girl's-blouse is one quarter gyppo it seems, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 22:01, Reply)

*Moons for Blousie*

( JeffTheDogFucker, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 22:02, Reply)

Put your arse away, you're taken.

( Big-girl's-blouse is one quarter gyppo it seems, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 22:04, Reply)

she makes me laugh every day, she's awesome!

(Bill Paxton IT'S GAME OVER MAN!, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 22:02, Reply)

THAT'S NOT OAK!

( tangledupinblue is your clam in a jam?, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 22:01, Reply)

hahahahaha

(Bill Paxton IT'S GAME OVER MAN!, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 22:02, Reply)

I fully understand this
I wasn't sure how to explain who the fuck you all were to my missus.
( tangledupinblue is your clam in a jam?, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 21:53, Reply)

My family 'got it' pretty easily.
They've even met some of them.
( Big-girl's-blouse is one quarter gyppo it seems, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 21:55, Reply)

not sure how mine would take it, I would probably just say it was a menatl health forum

(Bill Paxton IT'S GAME OVER MAN!, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 21:56, Reply)

I'm sure she'd be pleased you were getting some support

( tangledupinblue is your clam in a jam?, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 21:58, Reply)

see below

(Bill Paxton IT'S GAME OVER MAN!, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 21:59, Reply)

You
Jeff will be one of the ones poking fun.
Are you trying to imply that you are not a bent spastic in real life?
( tangledupinblue is your clam in a jam?, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 21:46, Reply)

in real life I am...
there's no way of saying anything that doesn't make me sound like chompy
(Bill Paxton IT'S GAME OVER MAN!, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 21:49, Reply)

also dapper

(Bill Paxton IT'S GAME OVER MAN!, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 21:51, Reply)

I'm even shitter IRL than I am on here.

( tangledupinblue is your clam in a jam?, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 21:54, Reply)

oh dear :(
I think you are quite amusing, certainly very rude and amusing!
(Bill Paxton IT'S GAME OVER MAN!, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 21:55, Reply)

It's all group hugs in evening threads
Bender.
( tangledupinblue is your clam in a jam?, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 21:58, Reply)

Lol

( Big-girl's-blouse is one quarter gyppo it seems, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 21:59, Reply)

*hugs*

( Citizen Cavy is reporting your crimes to the great leader on, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 22:01, Reply)

You enjoying a quiet night in, on the sofa, with a beer listening to music?

( JeffTheDogFucker, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 21:35, Reply)

Exactly that.
Bloody kids. This time last year I was out watching bands live several times a week.
( tangledupinblue is your clam in a jam?, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 21:37, Reply)

Never mind.
Give it a few years and they'll be festival-ready.
( JeffTheDogFucker, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 21:39, Reply)

I don't want kids there cramping my style.
They can stay with their grandparents or someone.
( tangledupinblue is your clam in a jam?, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 21:43, Reply)

did anyone even know Big brother was on?

(Bill Paxton IT'S GAME OVER MAN!, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 21:40, Reply)

I knew that!
someone told me the other day. I am well proud of my modern culture knowledge
( Citizen Cavy is reporting your crimes to the great leader on, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 21:41, Reply)

who knew?!

(Bill Paxton IT'S GAME OVER MAN!, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 21:43, Reply)

I told you
I KNEW!
( Citizen Cavy is reporting your crimes to the great leader on, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 21:45, Reply)

You're Welsh you don't count





*ducks*
(Bill Paxton IT'S GAME OVER MAN!, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 21:46, Reply)

I'M NOT WELSH!




*gooses*
( Citizen Cavy is reporting your crimes to the great leader on, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 21:48, Reply)

even better there is a David Bowie doc on BBC 4

(Bill Paxton IT'S GAME OVER MAN!, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 21:42, Reply)

I knew.
I even watched them go into the house to remind me how fucking shit they are.
( Big-girl's-blouse is one quarter gyppo it seems, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 21:45, Reply)

I guess the irony is that as no one is watching
it is back to being a game show, as there is no hope of post house celebrity

*strokes chin*
(Bill Paxton IT'S GAME OVER MAN!, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 21:46, Reply)

How is the rain looking?

( JeffTheDogFucker, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 21:47, Reply)

Still sheeting it down.
The water is up to the top of the wheels of the car down the road and the pub and the house next door has boards up to the door to stop the water coming in.
( Big-girl's-blouse is one quarter gyppo it seems, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 21:48, Reply)

You're safe though, yes?

( JeffTheDogFucker, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 21:49, Reply)

she can use her boobs to float
if it gets too bad
( Citizen Cavy is reporting your crimes to the great leader on, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 21:51, Reply)

I reckon.
It would have to get really deep to effect me in any way.
( Big-girl's-blouse is one quarter gyppo it seems, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 21:53, Reply)

You might want to go to sleep on a Li-Lo this evening.
Just to be on the safe side.
( JeffTheDogFucker, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 21:56, Reply)

affect, not effect
FFS
(DOZERTRON! Baseball!, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 21:56, Reply)

*zzzzzzz*

( Big-girl's-blouse is one quarter gyppo it seems, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 21:57, Reply)

stay safe beegeebee
*bites knuckle*
(DOZERTRON! Baseball!, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 21:51, Reply)

I'm ok. It's the poor buggers down the road that are up shit creek.

( Big-girl's-blouse is one quarter gyppo it seems, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 21:52, Reply)

Phew!

(DOZERTRON! Baseball!, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 21:52, Reply)

Thanks for your concern.
The only worry for me is that I really want some chips and the takeaway won't be able to get to my house.
( Big-girl's-blouse is one quarter gyppo it seems, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 21:54, Reply)

FFS
amateurs
(DOZERTRON! Baseball!, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 21:55, Reply)

I can't believe the Chinese haven't got a boat they can use.
How else did they get here in the first place?
( JeffTheDogFucker, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 21:58, Reply)

Probably British Airways.

( Big-girl's-blouse is one quarter gyppo it seems, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 21:59, Reply)

Have they said when they expect the water level to peak?

( JeffTheDogFucker, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 22:00, Reply)

I keep checking the enviroment agency site but no real specific info.

( Big-girl's-blouse is one quarter gyppo it seems, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 22:02, Reply)

anyone?

( mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 22:03, Reply)

Don't mind if I do.

( Big-girl's-blouse is one quarter gyppo it seems, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 22:05, Reply)

\o/

( mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 22:06, Reply)

The one man in the world better looking than me.
*cries*
(DOZERTRON! Baseball!, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 22:07, Reply)

don't feel so bad, I am very sexy.

( mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 22:20, Reply)

I meant the Hoff.
Sorry bbz.
(DOZERTRON! Baseball!, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 22:27, Reply)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=fmDuNnEre3M
(Bill Paxton IT'S GAME OVER MAN!, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 22:08, Reply)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=s7RSTuwKxe8
( Big-girl's-blouse is one quarter gyppo it seems, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 22:13, Reply)

oooh, yeeeeeeeeeeeeah

( Citizen Cavy is reporting your crimes to the great leader on, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 22:09, Reply)

go on cavy, grab it!

( mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 22:21, Reply)

She will an' all

( tangledupinblue is your clam in a jam?, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 22:21, Reply)

the chest hair?

( Citizen Cavy is reporting your crimes to the great leader on, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 22:22, Reply)

You can't all have gone to bed already?
I've just opened another beer...
( tangledupinblue is your clam in a jam?, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 22:21, Reply)

I'm here.

( JeffTheDogFucker, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 22:22, Reply)

Phew
I thought you'd decided to stay outside smoking.
( tangledupinblue is your clam in a jam?, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 22:23, Reply)

I think a new Friday night thread will liven people up.
Off you go then. Get it started.
( JeffTheDogFucker, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 22:24, Reply)

but this is the evening thread
can we really handle two in one evening?
( Citizen Cavy is reporting your crimes to the great leader on, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 22:25, Reply)

Yeah. 'Cos I'm here.

( JeffTheDogFucker, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 22:25, Reply)

IT'S ALREADY DONE
Get over there.
( tangledupinblue is your clam in a jam?, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 22:29, Reply)