This is the quendiferous evening thread.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 23 Jun 2012, 20:56, 40 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Quend me right in the ear big boy

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 23 Jun 2012, 20:58, Reply)

And you're the quender

(Bazongaloid, Sat 23 Jun 2012, 20:58, Reply)

I just accidentally ignored you

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 23 Jun 2012, 21:01, Reply)

Who said that?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 23 Jun 2012, 21:02, Reply)

Your mum

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 23 Jun 2012, 21:03, Reply)

His
mum can't speak just now, she's got her mouth full.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Sat 23 Jun 2012, 21:04, Reply)

I thought I was just queuing for the shitter

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 23 Jun 2012, 21:05, Reply)

Bet it wasn't your mum

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 23 Jun 2012, 21:05, Reply)

My mums not dead...jsyk

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 23 Jun 2012, 21:06, Reply)

Your mums dad

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 23 Jun 2012, 21:08, Reply)

Now he IS dead

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 23 Jun 2012, 21:09, Reply)

I made sure

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 23 Jun 2012, 21:09, Reply)

On the floor at 5am?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 23 Jun 2012, 21:18, Reply)

To
be fair, he's not easy to ignore.

I presume you mean fat fingers syndrome.

In a typing sense, rather than a happy girlfriend sense.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Sat 23 Jun 2012, 21:04, Reply)

iPhone syndrome

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 23 Jun 2012, 21:05, Reply)

Yeah
I do that too but more worringly, do the "I Like This" click when it's über skitter.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Sat 23 Jun 2012, 21:07, Reply)

Fuck!
I just liked this post in a morriset level of irony
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 23 Jun 2012, 21:08, Reply)

Torres looks like a girl

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 23 Jun 2012, 21:09, Reply)

He's
also got very smooth facial skin.

Bukakki, with the rest of the team in the plunge bath.

A new type of death in a modified version of Cleudo.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Sat 23 Jun 2012, 21:20, Reply)

yeah?
well this is me replying to the king of quendroids
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 23 Jun 2012, 21:22, Reply)

In
a corset?
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Sat 23 Jun 2012, 21:24, Reply)

I took it off
you can't slouch in a corset
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 23 Jun 2012, 21:24, Reply)

I
imagine not.

Did you have something to eat?
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Sat 23 Jun 2012, 21:26, Reply)

yes
i even made a thing - french toast with bananas, cinnamon and raisins. I'm not sure I recognise myself any more
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 23 Jun 2012, 21:27, Reply)

Good
God. That involves eggs, frying pans and other ingredients.

Are you OK?
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Sat 23 Jun 2012, 21:28, Reply)

I think all the tesco diet business
has affected my brain
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 23 Jun 2012, 21:31, Reply)

Why
didn't you attend whatever event you put the corset on for?

Or have I misunderstood?
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Sat 23 Jun 2012, 21:35, Reply)

It was this afternoon
got back about 1/2 6 a bit drunk. Mostly sober now and with tea
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 23 Jun 2012, 21:38, Reply)

Ah
OK.

Tea is good. I drink it all day then switch to light foaming ale in the evenings.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Sat 23 Jun 2012, 21:41, Reply)

spain wins

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 23 Jun 2012, 21:32, Reply)

Well proud gurl ! You rawk that badboy.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 23 Jun 2012, 23:03, Reply)

damn right
plus, there's so much healthy food in the house at the moment it's easier than finding something crap to eat. Ignoring the 4 boxes of chocolates there are hidden in a cupboard, but I'm not even looking at those
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 23 Jun 2012, 23:22, Reply)

watching The Godfather Part 2.
That rare thing- a sequel superior to the first one.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 23 Jun 2012, 21:38, Reply)

i have never seen either

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 23 Jun 2012, 21:40, Reply)

fantastic films.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 23 Jun 2012, 21:40, Reply)

I'm
watching some guy cooking Vietnamese food with an orphan as an assistant. The orphan clearly thinks the cook is a fuckin' idiot.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Sat 23 Jun 2012, 21:45, Reply)

I saw todmorton on telly
I thought it was made up like middle earth
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 23 Jun 2012, 22:23, Reply)

no, that's real, too

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 23 Jun 2012, 23:21, Reply)

Its nearish made-up sounding neighbours Mankinholes, Mytholmroyd and Luddendenfoot are real too.
Also, if memory serves, BGB lives somewhere round Tod.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sat 23 Jun 2012, 23:37, Reply)

*finger on nose*

( girlinthehole, Sat 23 Jun 2012, 23:43, Reply)