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The comments are lol, fat fuckers.
So guess what bit of gossip happened to me this weekend?
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Someone you thought you knew stole from you soyou beat him and dumped him in the canalafter 5am couch raping his corpse?
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oh no it wasn't that, I'm going to only answer questions directly and vaguely.And not bother to summarise the whole story in one place, which would be polite.
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You'd get an Out Of Orifice reply(
sportscow The Kofi Annan of offtopic, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 11:27,
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Who to believe...177.Val
I am 43, 5'1" and weigh 63 kg. I look fat and feel fat, despite the fact that I eat a healthy diet (in both quality and quantity) and do aerobic exercise for about an hour a day.
In the last year, I've lost a grand total of 3kg. It seems I just can't win. I'm sure people view me as fat, even though if they knew me they'd realise I'm doing everything I can. I will never resort to surgery.
176.Statistician
I honestly don't understand fat people. All it takes is to eat less and do a bit of exercise - why would you let yourself get to the stage where you're obese without a bit of self control. I know this probably won't be a popular opinion because people on here seem to have all sorts of excuses. However, just because it isn't easy to change at the start is no excuse for being fat!
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You got pregnant?(
Kroney Dignity is having the stones to dress in hemp, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 11:16,
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chompy this morning1.bp.blogspot.com/-1G0e7YFla8w/T5JkPKHDXjI/AAAAAAAAQWI/lXJXkQCRq58/s1600/Pregnant-Man.jpg
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that 2nd the men who made us fat documentary last week was rubbishit took him an hour to say 'making portion sizes larger has made us fatter'
and that was it
alt, you got dumped
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A A Gill was very rude about it in the Sunday Timesiin other news the "Funday Times" is back!
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Scaturday Saturday.(
Battered I was Agent Orange, Special Agent Orange, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 11:25,
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Best day of the week.(
Kroney Dignity is having the stones to dress in hemp, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 11:26,
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Scaturday Pooperstore(
Monty Boyce Dignity is having the stones to dress in lycra, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 11:26,
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Tiswas(h your hands)(
Monty Boyce Dignity is having the stones to dress in lycra, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 11:30,
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You were having a 'lamb shank' with your headphones onand when you opened your eyes Barry had nicked your cup of tea?
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Monty Boyce Dignity is having the stones to dress in lycra, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 11:21,
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You stole a dildo?(
tangledupinblue Your beat kicks back like death, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 11:21,
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"Good morning sir, we have reason to believe you have stolen goods secreted upon your person"(, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 11:22, Reply)
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Monty Boyce Dignity is having the stones to dress in lycra, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 11:26,
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You've passed your genital warts to your girlfriend, despite the clinic giving you the 'all clear'.(
Battered I was Agent Orange, Special Agent Orange, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 11:23,
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Those aren't genital warts on itThey are instructions in braille for her
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sportscow The Kofi Annan of offtopic, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 11:25,
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thats not a wart, I just haven't cleaned my cock for a couple of weeks(, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 11:25, Reply)
SMEG"HEAD"HAHAHAHAHAHA
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Kroney Dignity is having the stones to dress in hemp, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 11:27,
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Are tehre any dentists in here?My jaw aches on one side when i try and bite down, i wonder if it's wisdom teeth?
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It's a strokeAct FAST (and put a webcam up so we can watch you)
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sportscow The Kofi Annan of offtopic, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 11:28,
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Phossy jaw.It's lethal, I'm afraid.
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Kroney Dignity is having the stones to dress in hemp, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 11:28,
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Until Barry stole it?(
tangledupinblue Your beat kicks back like death, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 11:30,
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Can you give us a full crime report.Just the facts stunned, just the facts.
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I am going to say it was a misunderstanding. No need for a witch hunt.
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He stole my heart :((
Kroney Dignity is having the stones to dress in hemp, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 11:36,
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I'm a dentist, and I'm sorry to advise that what you've describedis a classic case of bum-AIDS.
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Monty Boyce Dignity is having the stones to dress in lycra, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 11:29,
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I watched some of 'Attack the Block' last night.It was mildly engaging but the acting was 'bare shit blud innit doe'.
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Monty Boyce Dignity is having the stones to dress in lycra, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 11:31,
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i saw it too, it was eastenders level actingi don't like seeing stage school kids doing london accents, it's shit
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also, aliens with luminous teeth, no eyeswho hunt by smell and sound, but can't hear or smell a woman leaving a room because she doesn't have female alien pheremones on her?
fuck off
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and also why were they attacking the things that smelled of the female?surely they should have been trying to fuck them instead?
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and where the hell did those little boys get the petrol to put in their water pistols?(, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 11:37, Reply)
and when they were hiding in the bin, why the hell didn't the lighter blow their water pistols up?(, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 11:37, Reply)
They're inner city London kidsthey probably had some left over from the riots last year.
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Kroney Dignity is having the stones to dress in hemp, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 11:37,
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You're right, I do.What WAS I thinking?
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Kroney Dignity is having the stones to dress in hemp, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 11:42,
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Scene 4 there was a calendar in the background, it had the year 2022 on it.(, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 11:45, Reply)
*gets away from her you bitch*/film
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sportscow The Kofi Annan of offtopic, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 11:37,
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Superman could NEVER fly, I mean it's SO UNREALISTIC , I hate it!(
Monty Boyce Dignity is having the stones to dress in lycra, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 11:38,
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course he could, he was an alien who abided by the rules applied to him within his own fixional universeits not like he could make picnic baskets with his mind or anything
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What rule made him the only person to which the gravitational pullof a solar body (to whit; the Earth) would be ineffective?
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Kroney Dignity is having the stones to dress in hemp, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 11:49,
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Density would make him more susceptible to gravitynot less. I think.
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Kroney Dignity is having the stones to dress in hemp, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 11:55,
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you're thinking too literallyin superman's universe there are rules that allow his kind to fly, in attack the block a completely shit and easily defeatable and stupid alien seems to have evolved purely to be killed by children
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Yet they still have the capability of interstellar flight. Which no kids from Lewisham have, as far as I know.
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they were fuckwitsthere were a few moments in the film where i thought to myself, why doesn't the alien jsut attack now, or do this now, they'd leap about like gorillas and then suddenly struggle down some stairs
and why didn't that bin one just open the lid?
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I watched BBC4's Julius Caesar last night, it was bloody brilliant.Caesar was losing by about 8-0 at half time, but when Antony came on as a sub, the match went to penalties, etc.
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Bartleby I am sir, your disobedient servant., Mon 25 Jun 2012, 11:38,
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BBC4 is superb.(
Monty Boyce Dignity is having the stones to dress in lycra, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 11:38,
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I hope you watched the prog about saxon art before the above.(
Bartleby I am sir, your disobedient servant., Mon 25 Jun 2012, 11:39,
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Tonight is iplayer night by the sounds of it.I was trying to play pissed-up Scrabble before trying that film.
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Monty Boyce Dignity is having the stones to dress in lycra, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 11:44,
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I enjoyed the film, but their faux Jamaican patois annoyed me.(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 11:46,
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AND ALSO RIGHT, THE MOST IMPORTANT THINGall the white people survive, and the only surviving black guy gets arrested at the end
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BURN JOE CORNISHBURN THAT CORNISH DAIRY ICE CREAM STUFF
BURN EVERYTHING CORNISH, EVEN THE PASTIES
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I probably deserve itTheir are a lot of racists here, I'm not racist though, I like Jimi Hendrix
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PhillieJoe Ariston and on and on and on and on and on and on, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 11:53,
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Does her arse look big in that?There's a guy in my local who has to walk sideways, he's so fat. And unrelated, he falls asleep and pees himself.
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Do they have arms?Flippers surely? And what is the plural of Walrus? Walri? I'm bored.
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