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( , Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
Are you a QOTWer? Do you want to start a thread that isn't a direct answer to the current QOTW? Then this place, gentle poster, is your friend.
( , Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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So, we've all finished picking on the class flid now, have we?
I've been making stuff all week, for my mum's 60th birthday next Wednesday. Some of it is really quite good. I'm all proud and stuff.
What was the last thing you made / did / achieved that made you all tell-the-world proud?
Alt: why should we pick on you instead of CQ? Is it because you're a frightful bender, or because you touch yourself while looking at pictures of Monty's lustrous locks? Are the kind of dribbling imbecile that can't tie their own shoelaces? You disgust me.
( , Fri 29 Jun 2012, 12:23, 267 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
I've been making stuff all week, for my mum's 60th birthday next Wednesday. Some of it is really quite good. I'm all proud and stuff.
What was the last thing you made / did / achieved that made you all tell-the-world proud?
Alt: why should we pick on you instead of CQ? Is it because you're a frightful bender, or because you touch yourself while looking at pictures of Monty's lustrous locks? Are the kind of dribbling imbecile that can't tie their own shoelaces? You disgust me.
( , Fri 29 Jun 2012, 12:23, 267 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
I achieved the feat of getting home last night
For my absolute non-ability to do DIY I was very proud of the tiling and flooring I did in the kitchen (non-oak)
Alt:
Because I don't care
( , Fri 29 Jun 2012, 12:27, Reply)
For my absolute non-ability to do DIY I was very proud of the tiling and flooring I did in the kitchen (non-oak)
Alt:
Because I don't care
( , Fri 29 Jun 2012, 12:27, Reply)
i didn't pick on CQ :(
he was one of the first people here to like me and he was my favourite :((((
( , Fri 29 Jun 2012, 12:28, Reply)
he was one of the first people here to like me and he was my favourite :((((
( , Fri 29 Jun 2012, 12:28, Reply)
It's probably your fault everyone else hates him.
I suggest you DYAAKY.
( , Fri 29 Jun 2012, 12:29, Reply)
I suggest you DYAAKY.
( , Fri 29 Jun 2012, 12:29, Reply)
everyone else hates him because he filled a tiny tears doll with his own vomit, sputum, saliva, shit, spunk and piss
and then squirted from its fanny right into the eyes of Phillie Joe's youngest child
nothing to do with me, mate
( , Fri 29 Jun 2012, 12:30, Reply)
and then squirted from its fanny right into the eyes of Phillie Joe's youngest child
nothing to do with me, mate
( , Fri 29 Jun 2012, 12:30, Reply)
Really?
He specifically named you as the main cause of his upset.
( , Fri 29 Jun 2012, 12:32, Reply)
He specifically named you as the main cause of his upset.
( , Fri 29 Jun 2012, 12:32, Reply)
Oh I don't hate him.
I usually find him at best amusing, at worst easy to ignore, but yesterday I just found his repeated rudeness just because he had an arse-on about something tedious and unnecessary and there was an easy way avoid having to deal with it.
( , Fri 29 Jun 2012, 12:35, Reply)
I usually find him at best amusing, at worst easy to ignore, but yesterday I just found his repeated rudeness just because he had an arse-on about something tedious and unnecessary and there was an easy way avoid having to deal with it.
( , Fri 29 Jun 2012, 12:35, Reply)
Tomato and onion tart...aside from food I don't really make anything?
You should t pick on me I can't take it anymore
( , Fri 29 Jun 2012, 12:29, Reply)
You should t pick on me I can't take it anymore
( , Fri 29 Jun 2012, 12:29, Reply)
I'm his second favourite person on here, he said so
I've never had a bad word to say about him, and hope that his brain gets better and I'll gladly not go to the Dev to meet him for a drink
( , Fri 29 Jun 2012, 12:30, Reply)
I've never had a bad word to say about him, and hope that his brain gets better and I'll gladly not go to the Dev to meet him for a drink
( , Fri 29 Jun 2012, 12:30, Reply)
Wetherspoons when I'm in London, any one will do as I'll be guaranteed not to meet Naked Ape then
The Metropolitan in West Didsbury is pretty good, that sort of thing
( , Fri 29 Jun 2012, 12:40, Reply)
The Metropolitan in West Didsbury is pretty good, that sort of thing
( , Fri 29 Jun 2012, 12:40, Reply)
I am once and for all getting rid of that tag on me.
Just booked the Marriot on Park lane.
( , Fri 29 Jun 2012, 12:33, Reply)
Just booked the Marriot on Park lane.
( , Fri 29 Jun 2012, 12:33, Reply)
Oh my god, you can't say that and then not tell us why!
How will we live? How, Chompy? HOWWWWWWW?????????
( , Fri 29 Jun 2012, 12:34, Reply)
How will we live? How, Chompy? HOWWWWWWW?????????
( , Fri 29 Jun 2012, 12:34, Reply)
I've never seen Monty, and his locks.
But would imagine he looks a bit like this.
images.google.com/imgres?q=tramps&num=10&hl=en&biw=1280&bih=830&tbm=isch&tbnid=EGhpGy1urIn5lM:&imgrefurl=http://blog.hopebythesea.com/2009_10_01_archive.html&docid=cVV3htPN_o0qkM&imgurl=http://www.hopebythesea.com/blog/uploaded_images/homeless-bums-tramps-722529.jpg&w=500&h=334&ei=oZLtT82GD4-3hAen3tj-DA&zoom=1&iact=rc&dur=493&sig=100965594400022831647&page=1&tbnh=141&tbnw=188&start=0&ndsp=24&ved=1t:429,r:2,s:0,i:108&tx=76&ty=46
( , Fri 29 Jun 2012, 12:34, Reply)
But would imagine he looks a bit like this.
images.google.com/imgres?q=tramps&num=10&hl=en&biw=1280&bih=830&tbm=isch&tbnid=EGhpGy1urIn5lM:&imgrefurl=http://blog.hopebythesea.com/2009_10_01_archive.html&docid=cVV3htPN_o0qkM&imgurl=http://www.hopebythesea.com/blog/uploaded_images/homeless-bums-tramps-722529.jpg&w=500&h=334&ei=oZLtT82GD4-3hAen3tj-DA&zoom=1&iact=rc&dur=493&sig=100965594400022831647&page=1&tbnh=141&tbnw=188&start=0&ndsp=24&ved=1t:429,r:2,s:0,i:108&tx=76&ty=46
( , Fri 29 Jun 2012, 12:34, Reply)
Passing my driving test nine years ago.
Only the second time in my life I felt proud of myself. The first was getting into my first choice of polytechnic.
( , Fri 29 Jun 2012, 12:35, Reply)
Only the second time in my life I felt proud of myself. The first was getting into my first choice of polytechnic.
( , Fri 29 Jun 2012, 12:35, Reply)
At the time it had quite a good art course.
Plus it seemed just the right distance from my family. Not too near and not too far.
( , Fri 29 Jun 2012, 12:37, Reply)
Plus it seemed just the right distance from my family. Not too near and not too far.
( , Fri 29 Jun 2012, 12:37, Reply)
It's supposed to be pretty good for computer sciences now
and it's a proper uni now and all.
When were you here?
( , Fri 29 Jun 2012, 12:39, Reply)
and it's a proper uni now and all.
When were you here?
( , Fri 29 Jun 2012, 12:39, Reply)
I can imagine.
I've not been back since leaving. I keep threatenig to visit Pooflake and the captain.
( , Fri 29 Jun 2012, 12:44, Reply)
I've not been back since leaving. I keep threatenig to visit Pooflake and the captain.
( , Fri 29 Jun 2012, 12:44, Reply)
That conformist bollocks always makes me laugh.
You're conformist because you don't comform to my particular sub-culture with its uniform and standards of behaviour.
( , Fri 29 Jun 2012, 12:41, Reply)
You're conformist because you don't comform to my particular sub-culture with its uniform and standards of behaviour.
( , Fri 29 Jun 2012, 12:41, Reply)
I've only ever picked on him the once, I'm almost entirely innocent, y'honour
You shouldn't pick on me, I'm a delicate flower and would cry and stuff. Why can't we all just be friends? :(
( , Fri 29 Jun 2012, 12:38, Reply)
You shouldn't pick on me, I'm a delicate flower and would cry and stuff. Why can't we all just be friends? :(
( , Fri 29 Jun 2012, 12:38, Reply)
I've just been given a ticket for the Stone Roses gig.
They're crap, but The Wailers are playing. Excellent.Large umbrellas, food and high vis vests are on the "banned Items" list.
( , Fri 29 Jun 2012, 12:40, Reply)
They're crap, but The Wailers are playing. Excellent.Large umbrellas, food and high vis vests are on the "banned Items" list.
( , Fri 29 Jun 2012, 12:40, Reply)
Why is everybody going to this gig?
That's three otters so far. That's practically a bash.
( , Fri 29 Jun 2012, 12:41, Reply)
That's three otters so far. That's practically a bash.
( , Fri 29 Jun 2012, 12:41, Reply)
You'd think it was the second coming of Jesus,
and not an overrated 80s band, who never made much.
( , Fri 29 Jun 2012, 12:43, Reply)
and not an overrated 80s band, who never made much.
( , Fri 29 Jun 2012, 12:43, Reply)
Shit it's cheetham hills very own Paul Gambaccini, why have I been so blind to the truth
( , Fri 29 Jun 2012, 12:48, Reply)
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I've noticed it's only the male B3tans that get into all this petty squabbling.
Says it all really.
( , Fri 29 Jun 2012, 12:43, Reply)
Says it all really.
( , Fri 29 Jun 2012, 12:43, Reply)
I dunno, a lot of the squabbles are funny, the more serious ones are bent though.
( , Fri 29 Jun 2012, 12:49, Reply)
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Yup, that's why cq left, itis tiresome knowing that whatever you post is going to attract a load of abuse.
Different people have different reasons for coming on OT but it does seem to be a bit 4chan troll heavy these days.
( , Fri 29 Jun 2012, 12:55, Reply)
Different people have different reasons for coming on OT but it does seem to be a bit 4chan troll heavy these days.
( , Fri 29 Jun 2012, 12:55, Reply)
I don't think it's trolling.
It's just losing it's light hearted feel.
( , Fri 29 Jun 2012, 12:57, Reply)
It's just losing it's light hearted feel.
( , Fri 29 Jun 2012, 12:57, Reply)
I know there's a couple of b3tans here who try to upset folk but to be honest it's quite tame.
( , Fri 29 Jun 2012, 13:01, Reply)
( , Fri 29 Jun 2012, 13:01, Reply)
You've been moaning about how it's not as good as it used to be from your second day here.
( , Fri 29 Jun 2012, 13:26, Reply)
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That's horseshit. I got accused of being you for a few months you bespectacled twonk.
( , Fri 29 Jun 2012, 13:33, Reply)
Maybe we should just fetch a ruler and end the argument for once and for all.
( , Fri 29 Jun 2012, 12:46, Reply)
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After working in a factory full of men for ten years I can state most confidantley that they often act like a bunch of old women.
( , Fri 29 Jun 2012, 12:53, Reply)
( , Fri 29 Jun 2012, 12:53, Reply)
Two old women at bingo, Phyllis and Margaret
"Did you come on the bus Phyllis"
"Yes dear, but I made it look like an asthma attack!"
( , Fri 29 Jun 2012, 12:54, Reply)
"Did you come on the bus Phyllis"
"Yes dear, but I made it look like an asthma attack!"
( , Fri 29 Jun 2012, 12:54, Reply)
What that says is there are only about four female /OTers these days.
And that CQ is a whiny, holier-than-thou judgemental gossipy queen.
And a Wilf Lunn prick.
( , Fri 29 Jun 2012, 13:03, Reply)
And that CQ is a whiny, holier-than-thou judgemental gossipy queen.
And a Wilf Lunn prick.
( , Fri 29 Jun 2012, 13:03, Reply)
We all have our opinions on each other here.
I just keep mine to myself.
Edit: The Loon doesn't count.
( , Fri 29 Jun 2012, 13:08, Reply)
I just keep mine to myself.
Edit: The Loon doesn't count.
( , Fri 29 Jun 2012, 13:08, Reply)
Well for one thing, it keeps people from buggering off because they're fed up of being hounded.
( , Fri 29 Jun 2012, 13:12, Reply)
( , Fri 29 Jun 2012, 13:12, Reply)
Niggaz need to grow a pair.
Also, one man's 'hounded' is another man's 'perfectly jutifiable criticism dressed up as humour'.
( , Fri 29 Jun 2012, 13:14, Reply)
Also, one man's 'hounded' is another man's 'perfectly jutifiable criticism dressed up as humour'.
( , Fri 29 Jun 2012, 13:14, Reply)
I know
i am this close ] [ to flouncing, due to the awful bullying
( , Fri 29 Jun 2012, 13:14, Reply)
i am this close ] [ to flouncing, due to the awful bullying
( , Fri 29 Jun 2012, 13:14, Reply)
I had French Onion soup and a baguette
in honour of our FALLEN STREET SOLDIER Krone-dogg.
( , Fri 29 Jun 2012, 13:22, Reply)
in honour of our FALLEN STREET SOLDIER Krone-dogg.
( , Fri 29 Jun 2012, 13:22, Reply)
I had a wildebeest burger
it was very nice, somewhat like venison.
I also purchased a haggis scotch egg for this evening.
Street Market FTW.
( , Fri 29 Jun 2012, 13:31, Reply)
it was very nice, somewhat like venison.
I also purchased a haggis scotch egg for this evening.
Street Market FTW.
( , Fri 29 Jun 2012, 13:31, Reply)
Is that one in Whitecross St?
If so, those scotch eggs are made by Andy Bates and they fucking RULE.
( , Fri 29 Jun 2012, 13:32, Reply)
If so, those scotch eggs are made by Andy Bates and they fucking RULE.
( , Fri 29 Jun 2012, 13:32, Reply)
It is indeed
it's some old East End dear what sells them, there's also pies and stuff.
( , Fri 29 Jun 2012, 13:52, Reply)
it's some old East End dear what sells them, there's also pies and stuff.
( , Fri 29 Jun 2012, 13:52, Reply)
I wasn't the one doing the hounding
There's only so many times you can have the same dull comment directed at you before you give up and think 'sod you then'.
I probably wouldn't have mentioned it here if I did this morning over again mind, but if you're going to act like a prick then it's not really my place to protect you from it either, so I don't feel too concerned.
'you' being someone, not you personally, obviously.
( , Fri 29 Jun 2012, 13:34, Reply)
There's only so many times you can have the same dull comment directed at you before you give up and think 'sod you then'.
I probably wouldn't have mentioned it here if I did this morning over again mind, but if you're going to act like a prick then it's not really my place to protect you from it either, so I don't feel too concerned.
'you' being someone, not you personally, obviously.
( , Fri 29 Jun 2012, 13:34, Reply)
all those antidepressants she's on make her immune to insults
you could kick a kitten to death right in front of her face and she'd just shrug and sigh wistfully
( , Fri 29 Jun 2012, 13:41, Reply)
you could kick a kitten to death right in front of her face and she'd just shrug and sigh wistfully
( , Fri 29 Jun 2012, 13:41, Reply)
you lying jam tart
i saw you slagging me off the other day, i was well :(( about it
( , Fri 29 Jun 2012, 13:33, Reply)
i saw you slagging me off the other day, i was well :(( about it
( , Fri 29 Jun 2012, 13:33, Reply)
it's because
The OT guys are intimidated by my movie star good looks, my suave sophistication and my dapper sartorial sense. The OT chicks all dig me, so the guys get all squabbled out yo.
I can't help being this attractive.
( , Fri 29 Jun 2012, 12:51, Reply)
The OT guys are intimidated by my movie star good looks, my suave sophistication and my dapper sartorial sense. The OT chicks all dig me, so the guys get all squabbled out yo.
I can't help being this attractive.
( , Fri 29 Jun 2012, 12:51, Reply)
My kid's pirate hat. I am inordinately proud of it, because I am shit at practical stuff.
Alt: Because the fastest I could make it round the world was in 83 days :O((((((((((
( , Fri 29 Jun 2012, 12:59, Reply)
Alt: Because the fastest I could make it round the world was in 83 days :O((((((((((
( , Fri 29 Jun 2012, 12:59, Reply)
Speaking of your practicality,
what do you want to do about your machine? Did you want to wait until I can do swipe's the same day and all go out for beers, or just get it sorted out?
Either's fine with me.
( , Fri 29 Jun 2012, 13:01, Reply)
what do you want to do about your machine? Did you want to wait until I can do swipe's the same day and all go out for beers, or just get it sorted out?
Either's fine with me.
( , Fri 29 Jun 2012, 13:01, Reply)
If you really don't mind taking a look then it's entirely up to you.
Might as well make a LOLevent out of it though, I would say.
( , Fri 29 Jun 2012, 13:05, Reply)
Might as well make a LOLevent out of it though, I would say.
( , Fri 29 Jun 2012, 13:05, Reply)
Wouldn't offer if I minded.
I'll see if I can't press that dozy doris into giving me a date, then.
( , Fri 29 Jun 2012, 13:06, Reply)
I'll see if I can't press that dozy doris into giving me a date, then.
( , Fri 29 Jun 2012, 13:06, Reply)
Also on the subject of practical stuff
Have you decided on a venue for September yet? Non-London attendees will soon need to sort out travel/accomodation plans.
( , Fri 29 Jun 2012, 13:04, Reply)
Have you decided on a venue for September yet? Non-London attendees will soon need to sort out travel/accomodation plans.
( , Fri 29 Jun 2012, 13:04, Reply)
The night of Barrygate was *supposed* to be a research trip.
My suggestion is the upstairs function room of The Griffin, Leonard St, Arseditch. It's suitably grim, two mins from a Holiday Inn and the same from Old Street tube. It's also hopefully free to hire.
WINNORRRR.
( , Fri 29 Jun 2012, 13:08, Reply)
My suggestion is the upstairs function room of The Griffin, Leonard St, Arseditch. It's suitably grim, two mins from a Holiday Inn and the same from Old Street tube. It's also hopefully free to hire.
WINNORRRR.
( , Fri 29 Jun 2012, 13:08, Reply)
+around in your pockets to see if you can find a coin for the glass.
( , Fri 29 Jun 2012, 13:32, Reply)
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Now I may be depraved
but even I draw the line at sucking off the dog from Neighbours.
Where IS Jeff today?
( , Fri 29 Jun 2012, 13:40, Reply)
but even I draw the line at sucking off the dog from Neighbours.
Where IS Jeff today?
( , Fri 29 Jun 2012, 13:40, Reply)
You're only allowed to watch the dumpy with the club foot if you can't pay the full pound.
( , Fri 29 Jun 2012, 13:35, Reply)
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Boy have I.
My dad bought his last house for cash of the back of that little 'venture'.
Didn't even give me a family discount.
( , Fri 29 Jun 2012, 13:39, Reply)
My dad bought his last house for cash of the back of that little 'venture'.
Didn't even give me a family discount.
( , Fri 29 Jun 2012, 13:39, Reply)
Alt - because I'm an absolute cunt.
I dunno about the first part, really. Some of my publications are OK.
( , Fri 29 Jun 2012, 12:59, Reply)
I dunno about the first part, really. Some of my publications are OK.
( , Fri 29 Jun 2012, 12:59, Reply)
Oh good one b3th, like it.
I found a HW t shirt I don't remember buying, the other day. Fucking marvellous.
( , Fri 29 Jun 2012, 13:31, Reply)
I found a HW t shirt I don't remember buying, the other day. Fucking marvellous.
( , Fri 29 Jun 2012, 13:31, Reply)
I heard he has to carry a step ladder with him in case he wants to talk to battered.
( , Fri 29 Jun 2012, 13:41, Reply)
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I heard he has to carry a banjolele with him in order to appear smaller.
( , Fri 29 Jun 2012, 13:44, Reply)
( , Fri 29 Jun 2012, 13:44, Reply)
I heard he carries a pair of walkie talkies for the same purpose.
( , Fri 29 Jun 2012, 13:45, Reply)
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I heard when the three of you stand together
it looks like that TW3 sketch.
( , Fri 29 Jun 2012, 13:48, Reply)
it looks like that TW3 sketch.
( , Fri 29 Jun 2012, 13:48, Reply)
Have your publications ever made it to the Richard and Judy summer reading list?
Then I put it to you, sir, that you are a fraud and a charlatan.
( , Fri 29 Jun 2012, 13:19, Reply)
Then I put it to you, sir, that you are a fraud and a charlatan.
( , Fri 29 Jun 2012, 13:19, Reply)
Yes, unfortunately his post is still there.
I think I might have to call 'IT'.
( , Fri 29 Jun 2012, 13:34, Reply)
I think I might have to call 'IT'.
( , Fri 29 Jun 2012, 13:34, Reply)
Ah, glad you're here.
I've been having terrible trouble with a prick. You see what keeps happening is...oh, hang on.
( , Fri 29 Jun 2012, 13:37, Reply)
I've been having terrible trouble with a prick. You see what keeps happening is...oh, hang on.
( , Fri 29 Jun 2012, 13:37, Reply)
That's nothing.
I've wasted my youth, my brains, and whatever potential once existed.
( , Fri 29 Jun 2012, 13:34, Reply)
I've wasted my youth, my brains, and whatever potential once existed.
( , Fri 29 Jun 2012, 13:34, Reply)
I considered that as an option
but, as a doctor, I'm obliged to point out that by mr b3th's age they can only spaff dust.
( , Fri 29 Jun 2012, 13:40, Reply)
but, as a doctor, I'm obliged to point out that by mr b3th's age they can only spaff dust.
( , Fri 29 Jun 2012, 13:40, Reply)
I don't look like a plasterer's radio
so much as a baker's rolling pin.
( , Fri 29 Jun 2012, 13:44, Reply)
so much as a baker's rolling pin.
( , Fri 29 Jun 2012, 13:44, Reply)
haha, oh my.
That's a 9.8 from the Albanian judge. The crowd go wild.
( , Fri 29 Jun 2012, 13:49, Reply)
That's a 9.8 from the Albanian judge. The crowd go wild.
( , Fri 29 Jun 2012, 13:49, Reply)
I'm not entirely sure I get this
then again, it's Friday and I haven't slept in 4 days.
( , Fri 29 Jun 2012, 13:38, Reply)
then again, it's Friday and I haven't slept in 4 days.
( , Fri 29 Jun 2012, 13:38, Reply)
I should get a cerer's allowance for that.
EDIT: or even a carer's allowance.
( , Fri 29 Jun 2012, 13:39, Reply)
EDIT: or even a carer's allowance.
( , Fri 29 Jun 2012, 13:39, Reply)
see, the senility is infectious. run whilst you can still remember where to run to.
( , Fri 29 Jun 2012, 13:41, Reply)
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Dooooooooooooooooooooo your tits hang low?
Can you tie them in a bow?
( , Fri 29 Jun 2012, 13:47, Reply)
Can you tie them in a bow?
( , Fri 29 Jun 2012, 13:47, Reply)
he's definitely doing it wrong, then. at least a foot and a half too low.
( , Fri 29 Jun 2012, 13:50, Reply)
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Well, no
because they'd bore the general public shitless. However, I most certainly am not a fraud or a charlatan. A cad and a bounder, perhaps.
( , Fri 29 Jun 2012, 13:23, Reply)
because they'd bore the general public shitless. However, I most certainly am not a fraud or a charlatan. A cad and a bounder, perhaps.
( , Fri 29 Jun 2012, 13:23, Reply)
Alright CQ, considering this thread is all about you, and you're reading it, it's a bit fucking rude to not grace us with your presence
it's this total lack of empathy for other forum users that's turning them against you
( , Fri 29 Jun 2012, 13:36, Reply)
it's this total lack of empathy for other forum users that's turning them against you
( , Fri 29 Jun 2012, 13:36, Reply)
I see you mentioned Didsbury earlier Rory.
Are you from Manchester? if so please come tio the bash in October. We'd love to meet you and buy you a pint.
( , Fri 29 Jun 2012, 13:44, Reply)
Are you from Manchester? if so please come tio the bash in October. We'd love to meet you and buy you a pint.
( , Fri 29 Jun 2012, 13:44, Reply)
/OT today is like the last series of 'Jigsaw'.
The Lunnmeister was long gone, but they 'wilfully' (DO YOU GET IT????) struggled on for six more episodes, each one more mournful and dolorous than the last, before eventually giving up, deleting their accounts and, I'm sad to say, killing themselves. That's what's happening here.
I think tonight I'm going to hurl myself off my Grifter in tribute to the great man. RIPhileas Fogg.
( , Fri 29 Jun 2012, 13:44, Reply)
The Lunnmeister was long gone, but they 'wilfully' (DO YOU GET IT????) struggled on for six more episodes, each one more mournful and dolorous than the last, before eventually giving up, deleting their accounts and, I'm sad to say, killing themselves. That's what's happening here.
I think tonight I'm going to hurl myself off my Grifter in tribute to the great man. RIPhileas Fogg.
( , Fri 29 Jun 2012, 13:44, Reply)
I was reminded today of 'Paperplay'.
I'd completely forgotten I used to watch that.
( , Fri 29 Jun 2012, 13:51, Reply)
I'd completely forgotten I used to watch that.
( , Fri 29 Jun 2012, 13:51, Reply)
I really am going to have to insist on what we were talking about earlier
viz a viz the old internet. Soz.
( , Fri 29 Jun 2012, 13:57, Reply)
viz a viz the old internet. Soz.
( , Fri 29 Jun 2012, 13:57, Reply)
Who wants a flatshare
It's in the newsletter and everything
www.spareroom.co.uk/flatshare/london/streatham/2182517/
( , Fri 29 Jun 2012, 13:50, Reply)
It's in the newsletter and everything
www.spareroom.co.uk/flatshare/london/streatham/2182517/
( , Fri 29 Jun 2012, 13:50, Reply)
one of them "wants to teach secondary school philosophy"
which means "is so pathetic that even teaching two-pastis-and-a-gitane tesco-value level UG philosophy is beyond me"
( , Fri 29 Jun 2012, 13:59, Reply)
which means "is so pathetic that even teaching two-pastis-and-a-gitane tesco-value level UG philosophy is beyond me"
( , Fri 29 Jun 2012, 13:59, Reply)
Oh my.
'we all adore good music, good film, a good skank (a lot of dancing is to be expected'
( , Fri 29 Jun 2012, 13:58, Reply)
'we all adore good music, good film, a good skank (a lot of dancing is to be expected'
( , Fri 29 Jun 2012, 13:58, Reply)
Fucking hell, that's ridiculous. What sort of prick writes something like that?
'Streatham, so public transport links are good'.
( , Fri 29 Jun 2012, 13:54, Reply)
'Streatham, so public transport links are good'.
( , Fri 29 Jun 2012, 13:54, Reply)
His names jesse bela sullivan and he works in a library in a grade-2 listed building in clerkenwell if you want to go round and punch his head in
( , Fri 29 Jun 2012, 13:57, Reply)
( , Fri 29 Jun 2012, 13:57, Reply)
This is probably the only situation
where the terrible loss of books from burning the fucking place to the ground with him in it might be acceptable collateral damage.
( , Fri 29 Jun 2012, 14:03, Reply)
where the terrible loss of books from burning the fucking place to the ground with him in it might be acceptable collateral damage.
( , Fri 29 Jun 2012, 14:03, Reply)
The sort of person who writes
if any of this sounds fresh, pushes your buttons and tickles you pink well hotdang perhaps youre the 1?
( , Fri 29 Jun 2012, 14:00, Reply)
if any of this sounds fresh, pushes your buttons and tickles you pink well hotdang perhaps youre the 1?
( , Fri 29 Jun 2012, 14:00, Reply)
Fucking hell!
He's so far up his own arse, he can see daylight at the other end.
( , Fri 29 Jun 2012, 13:57, Reply)
He's so far up his own arse, he can see daylight at the other end.
( , Fri 29 Jun 2012, 13:57, Reply)
http://www.scribd.com/doc/54811511/Exploitation-of-Nature-and-the-Enslavement-of-Men-Analogous-Paradigms
Lol
( , Fri 29 Jun 2012, 14:01, Reply)
Lol
( , Fri 29 Jun 2012, 14:01, Reply)
he so far up his own arse he can see daylight
through both the sequential arses of his two mates.
( , Fri 29 Jun 2012, 14:02, Reply)
through both the sequential arses of his two mates.
( , Fri 29 Jun 2012, 14:02, Reply)
What a bunch of unutterable cunts.
And I say that as someone who knows you lot.
( , Fri 29 Jun 2012, 13:58, Reply)
And I say that as someone who knows you lot.
( , Fri 29 Jun 2012, 13:58, Reply)
It sounds fresh.
It tickles me pink, but it doesn't push my buttons.
( , Fri 29 Jun 2012, 14:02, Reply)
It tickles me pink, but it doesn't push my buttons.
( , Fri 29 Jun 2012, 14:02, Reply)
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