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( , Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
Are you a QOTWer? Do you want to start a thread that isn't a direct answer to the current QOTW? Then this place, gentle poster, is your friend.
( , Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Evening thread!
THERE WILL BE NO, I REPEAT NO, MOANING OR COMPLAINING OF OTHER B3TANS AS IT'S FUCKING DULL. NO COMPLAINING ABOUT HOW SHIT OFFTOPIC IS EVEN THOUGH YOU'RE ALL HERE EVERY FUCKING DAY AND DON'T DO ANYTHING TO MAKE IT NOT SHIT. JUST CALL EACH OTHER A CUNT AND HAVE A LAUGH FFS.
( , Fri 29 Jun 2012, 19:13, 315 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
THERE WILL BE NO, I REPEAT NO, MOANING OR COMPLAINING OF OTHER B3TANS AS IT'S FUCKING DULL. NO COMPLAINING ABOUT HOW SHIT OFFTOPIC IS EVEN THOUGH YOU'RE ALL HERE EVERY FUCKING DAY AND DON'T DO ANYTHING TO MAKE IT NOT SHIT. JUST CALL EACH OTHER A CUNT AND HAVE A LAUGH FFS.
( , Fri 29 Jun 2012, 19:13, 315 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
I
don't.
But yer a cunt.
Happy now?
Eating salmon and Jersey Royals plus salad dressed with a little light vinegar and some garlic oil.
*raises cheek and farts with great aplomb. And added volume.*
( , Fri 29 Jun 2012, 19:20, Reply)
don't.
But yer a cunt.
Happy now?
Eating salmon and Jersey Royals plus salad dressed with a little light vinegar and some garlic oil.
*raises cheek and farts with great aplomb. And added volume.*
( , Fri 29 Jun 2012, 19:20, Reply)
Not you.
And funnily enough this is the same response that everyone woman on the planet will have for the rest of eternity.
( , Fri 29 Jun 2012, 19:18, Reply)
And funnily enough this is the same response that everyone woman on the planet will have for the rest of eternity.
( , Fri 29 Jun 2012, 19:18, Reply)
chips
wine, not sure after that. Suddenly free to not stare at textbooks and word documents I am at a loss
( , Fri 29 Jun 2012, 19:21, Reply)
wine, not sure after that. Suddenly free to not stare at textbooks and word documents I am at a loss
( , Fri 29 Jun 2012, 19:21, Reply)
many years ago people smelled more of wee
because they needed it to mordant the fabric before dyeing.
My cloak is not that historically accurate
( , Fri 29 Jun 2012, 19:28, Reply)
because they needed it to mordant the fabric before dyeing.
My cloak is not that historically accurate
( , Fri 29 Jun 2012, 19:28, Reply)
most effective way of getting amonia
I think proper tweed places still use it, but I might be wrong
( , Fri 29 Jun 2012, 19:31, Reply)
I think proper tweed places still use it, but I might be wrong
( , Fri 29 Jun 2012, 19:31, Reply)
I was aware of this due to being interested in history and watching Worst jobs in history on the tv.
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IT'S THE EVENING CHILLAX THREAD !! COME OUT COME OUT CQ WHERE EVER YOU ARE WE'RE ALL FRIENDS IN THE EVENING THREAD
( , Fri 29 Jun 2012, 19:18, Reply)
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I'm going round to the neighbours for curry and beer in a bit.
I'm working on my chartership report in the meantime.
( , Fri 29 Jun 2012, 19:21, Reply)
I'm working on my chartership report in the meantime.
( , Fri 29 Jun 2012, 19:21, Reply)
I don't have the energy to study any more
Are your neighbours Indian? Or I hope they are good cooks
( , Fri 29 Jun 2012, 19:23, Reply)
Are your neighbours Indian? Or I hope they are good cooks
( , Fri 29 Jun 2012, 19:23, Reply)
No, one is scouse, the other is Barbadosian. Although she was born in London.
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Is that a word? What is Bajan food like?
I'm learning all sorts of currys, let me know if you get a good one
( , Fri 29 Jun 2012, 19:27, Reply)
I'm learning all sorts of currys, let me know if you get a good one
( , Fri 29 Jun 2012, 19:27, Reply)
I used to live with a woman from Singapore many years ago when I was a meat eater.
She did the most fucking awesome curries.
( , Fri 29 Jun 2012, 19:28, Reply)
She did the most fucking awesome curries.
( , Fri 29 Jun 2012, 19:28, Reply)
I don't know, they're probably making an indian style curry like most people would
just because her family is from Barbados doesn't mean she only cooks jerk chicken, my family is from newcastle, we didn't grow up only eating deep fried beef dripping.
( , Fri 29 Jun 2012, 19:28, Reply)
just because her family is from Barbados doesn't mean she only cooks jerk chicken, my family is from newcastle, we didn't grow up only eating deep fried beef dripping.
( , Fri 29 Jun 2012, 19:28, Reply)
I don't care.
I like the fact that she took photos of her own breasts and put them on the internet.
I also like the fact that Kat Dennings has done this too.
( , Fri 29 Jun 2012, 19:23, Reply)
I like the fact that she took photos of her own breasts and put them on the internet.
I also like the fact that Kat Dennings has done this too.
( , Fri 29 Jun 2012, 19:23, Reply)
he'll forever be a dick irrespective of his belief in hocus pocus
( , Fri 29 Jun 2012, 19:25, Reply)
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I watched the forth MI film yesterday
I thought it was pretty good.
( , Fri 29 Jun 2012, 19:24, Reply)
I thought it was pretty good.
( , Fri 29 Jun 2012, 19:24, Reply)
there was a 4th one?
I never watched the 3rd, now I'll never catch up
( , Fri 29 Jun 2012, 19:26, Reply)
I never watched the 3rd, now I'll never catch up
( , Fri 29 Jun 2012, 19:26, Reply)
no
but I'm planning to spend the weekend on operation stalkjohnnydepp
( , Fri 29 Jun 2012, 19:23, Reply)
but I'm planning to spend the weekend on operation stalkjohnnydepp
( , Fri 29 Jun 2012, 19:23, Reply)
send him a picture of your untamed bush
you need to make your intentions clear from the start
( , Fri 29 Jun 2012, 19:26, Reply)
you need to make your intentions clear from the start
( , Fri 29 Jun 2012, 19:26, Reply)
Your flesh tunnel disgusts me
Especially when Darth's cock is in it
( , Fri 29 Jun 2012, 19:29, Reply)
Especially when Darth's cock is in it
( , Fri 29 Jun 2012, 19:29, Reply)
you're all alternative biggers, why do the kids have flesh tunnels
apart from making you unemployable and looking shit and leaving saggy flesh in your ears in later life what else do they do?
( , Fri 29 Jun 2012, 19:36, Reply)
apart from making you unemployable and looking shit and leaving saggy flesh in your ears in later life what else do they do?
( , Fri 29 Jun 2012, 19:36, Reply)
I intimated you were dull earlier.
I take it all back now I know you have badass scars.
( , Fri 29 Jun 2012, 19:41, Reply)
I take it all back now I know you have badass scars.
( , Fri 29 Jun 2012, 19:41, Reply)
I know this.
Eyed up twice this evening. First time by a redhead milf, the second by a fit alternative bird.
( , Fri 29 Jun 2012, 19:45, Reply)
Eyed up twice this evening. First time by a redhead milf, the second by a fit alternative bird.
( , Fri 29 Jun 2012, 19:45, Reply)
I'd have one
but I have massive ear lobes anyway. I have to tie them behind my head to stop them getting in the way
( , Fri 29 Jun 2012, 19:38, Reply)
but I have massive ear lobes anyway. I have to tie them behind my head to stop them getting in the way
( , Fri 29 Jun 2012, 19:38, Reply)
FLESH TUNNELS, COMBATS, POOR PERSONAL HYGIENE
YOU'D TOTALLY FIT IN DOWN THE DEV
( , Fri 29 Jun 2012, 19:43, Reply)
YOU'D TOTALLY FIT IN DOWN THE DEV
( , Fri 29 Jun 2012, 19:43, Reply)
It's a pub, or something.
I imagine it's short for 'The Leperous Deviant' or something.
( , Fri 29 Jun 2012, 19:47, Reply)
I imagine it's short for 'The Leperous Deviant' or something.
( , Fri 29 Jun 2012, 19:47, Reply)
WE SHOULD ALL LIKE TOTALLY B4SH THERE
FUCK THE PIER, i'm still going though
( , Fri 29 Jun 2012, 19:47, Reply)
FUCK THE PIER, i'm still going though
( , Fri 29 Jun 2012, 19:47, Reply)
I had flesh tunnels for a while.
It's like Marmite. You either love them or hate them. I've always loved the idea of tribal scarification and body adornment.
( , Fri 29 Jun 2012, 19:45, Reply)
It's like Marmite. You either love them or hate them. I've always loved the idea of tribal scarification and body adornment.
( , Fri 29 Jun 2012, 19:45, Reply)
you'd love those made up 'tribal' celtic and maori tattoos that any number of people between 1994 and 1999 got, despite having no idea what the fuck they stand for
still it's one up on arm barbed wire... just
( , Fri 29 Jun 2012, 19:51, Reply)
still it's one up on arm barbed wire... just
( , Fri 29 Jun 2012, 19:51, Reply)
I like the ones in Chinese script
that read 'licenced Shanghai prostitute' or something.
( , Fri 29 Jun 2012, 19:53, Reply)
that read 'licenced Shanghai prostitute' or something.
( , Fri 29 Jun 2012, 19:53, Reply)
that was the next golden age after the tribal tattoos, 'meaningful script, made more meaningful by being in a language that they didn't understand, but would forever be knowing of it's true unadulterated meaning, so empowering the bearer'
like a thick cunt in a tattoo parlour in droylesdon would know or give a fuck what he's inking just above some fat slags heaving arse crack
( , Fri 29 Jun 2012, 19:57, Reply)
like a thick cunt in a tattoo parlour in droylesdon would know or give a fuck what he's inking just above some fat slags heaving arse crack
( , Fri 29 Jun 2012, 19:57, Reply)
Evening all
I will be mostly painting and moving stuff tonight in preparation for new carpets tomorrow
Shite
I want beer
( , Fri 29 Jun 2012, 19:29, Reply)
I will be mostly painting and moving stuff tonight in preparation for new carpets tomorrow
Shite
I want beer
( , Fri 29 Jun 2012, 19:29, Reply)
no
diets allowed.
No, something about Dundee. It used to be Jam Jute and Journalism. Now you add junkies as well. And jippsies . And Jizz. Gallons and gallons of gypsy jizz.
( , Fri 29 Jun 2012, 20:20, Reply)
diets allowed.
No, something about Dundee. It used to be Jam Jute and Journalism. Now you add junkies as well. And jippsies . And Jizz. Gallons and gallons of gypsy jizz.
( , Fri 29 Jun 2012, 20:20, Reply)
You cunt.
*laughs*
I've just forced down some turkey and salad, and am contemplating ice cream.
then maybe alcohol.
( , Fri 29 Jun 2012, 19:38, Reply)
*laughs*
I've just forced down some turkey and salad, and am contemplating ice cream.
then maybe alcohol.
( , Fri 29 Jun 2012, 19:38, Reply)
is roota coming back, I like to tick off the departed from my wallchart
( , Fri 29 Jun 2012, 19:44, Reply)
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I think they're both enjoying an actual social life, and all the free sex on tap.
( , Fri 29 Jun 2012, 19:46, Reply)
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It
Was me.
Blousie's in Todmorden and Cavy's in Wales and one saw the start of my willy and the other saw the helmet. I hope I don't get excited.
*may contain lies*
( , Fri 29 Jun 2012, 20:22, Reply)
Was me.
Blousie's in Todmorden and Cavy's in Wales and one saw the start of my willy and the other saw the helmet. I hope I don't get excited.
*may contain lies*
( , Fri 29 Jun 2012, 20:22, Reply)
when you do get excited
the rest of your body gets flaccid as the blood goes to your nethers
( , Fri 29 Jun 2012, 20:25, Reply)
the rest of your body gets flaccid as the blood goes to your nethers
( , Fri 29 Jun 2012, 20:25, Reply)
Hawkeye was the best
closely followed by Black Widow and the Hulk
( , Fri 29 Jun 2012, 20:55, Reply)
closely followed by Black Widow and the Hulk
( , Fri 29 Jun 2012, 20:55, Reply)
See also
"Your brother killed 80 people in two days".
"He's adopted?"
( , Fri 29 Jun 2012, 21:55, Reply)
"Your brother killed 80 people in two days".
"He's adopted?"
( , Fri 29 Jun 2012, 21:55, Reply)
Evening all.
I was going to go out, but our babysitter fell through so I magnanimously allowed the missus to go out and I've stayed in. So you all get the pleasure of my company.
( , Fri 29 Jun 2012, 20:59, Reply)
I was going to go out, but our babysitter fell through so I magnanimously allowed the missus to go out and I've stayed in. So you all get the pleasure of my company.
( , Fri 29 Jun 2012, 20:59, Reply)
BLOUSIE! THE BENT SPASTIC IS BEING MEAN IN YOUR DON'T BE MEAN THREAD.
( , Fri 29 Jun 2012, 21:05, Reply)
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I'll be honest, I'm only really interested in buying records online.
( , Fri 29 Jun 2012, 21:22, Reply)
( , Fri 29 Jun 2012, 21:22, Reply)
I'll continue this honesty and confess that I was only making polite chat.
I'm sure it will make you smell lovely though.
Actually, while we're being honest, I don't really believe that as I can't stand any perfume. It makes me sneeze or makes my nose run.
Isn't all this honesty refreshing though?
( , Fri 29 Jun 2012, 21:30, Reply)
I'm sure it will make you smell lovely though.
Actually, while we're being honest, I don't really believe that as I can't stand any perfume. It makes me sneeze or makes my nose run.
Isn't all this honesty refreshing though?
( , Fri 29 Jun 2012, 21:30, Reply)
I'm not a big perfume fan either but the odd scent does get my juices flowing.
Paco Rabanne and Issey Miyake for men. I thought since I can't get a fella who will wear it for me then I might as well wear it myself.
( , Fri 29 Jun 2012, 21:32, Reply)
Paco Rabanne and Issey Miyake for men. I thought since I can't get a fella who will wear it for me then I might as well wear it myself.
( , Fri 29 Jun 2012, 21:32, Reply)
Is this the female equivalent of painting your nails then lying on your arm til it goes dead?
( , Fri 29 Jun 2012, 21:36, Reply)
( , Fri 29 Jun 2012, 21:36, Reply)
No. It's the equivalent of keeping your ex's shirt and never washing it.
( , Fri 29 Jun 2012, 21:41, Reply)
( , Fri 29 Jun 2012, 21:41, Reply)
You mean
The "don't be mean but call everybody else cunts" thread."
You cunt.
( , Fri 29 Jun 2012, 21:09, Reply)
The "don't be mean but call everybody else cunts" thread."
You cunt.
( , Fri 29 Jun 2012, 21:09, Reply)
Ah
Mr Pot, glad to see you're back.
Missing you already,
Mr Kettle.
( , Fri 29 Jun 2012, 21:23, Reply)
Mr Pot, glad to see you're back.
Missing you already,
Mr Kettle.
( , Fri 29 Jun 2012, 21:23, Reply)
Would it be Blousie or Blousy ? I thought if it ends in a 's' you need to turn the 'y' into an 'ie' - but is the reverse true?
Study Studies
People can be Shitty - People can be shitties.
...etc...
Oh I don't know know, I'm just saying 'hello' in my weird way.
( , Fri 29 Jun 2012, 21:12, Reply)
Study Studies
People can be Shitty - People can be shitties.
...etc...
Oh I don't know know, I'm just saying 'hello' in my weird way.
( , Fri 29 Jun 2012, 21:12, Reply)
Alright blousey?
I launched a site today, not all the content is in place 'cus I don't have it yet, so there is a lot of bullshit content, but i'm fucking proud of this one, only took me a week in total.
Getting a new iPad tomorow, OH BOY.
( , Fri 29 Jun 2012, 21:10, Reply)
I launched a site today, not all the content is in place 'cus I don't have it yet, so there is a lot of bullshit content, but i'm fucking proud of this one, only took me a week in total.
Getting a new iPad tomorow, OH BOY.
( , Fri 29 Jun 2012, 21:10, Reply)
I do actually have actually paid for copies of every one of his albums.
He's actually really good.
( , Fri 29 Jun 2012, 21:40, Reply)
He's actually really good.
( , Fri 29 Jun 2012, 21:40, Reply)
I've never really heard any of his stuff,
But I'm sure that if you are into contemporary pop music, he has probably got some of the best writers and producers available to make him appealing to you.
( , Fri 29 Jun 2012, 21:54, Reply)
But I'm sure that if you are into contemporary pop music, he has probably got some of the best writers and producers available to make him appealing to you.
( , Fri 29 Jun 2012, 21:54, Reply)
I donno man, I just like his stuff.
I like that "Think I better leave right now" and "There is a rose, in a fisted glove, and the eagle flys, with the dove. If you can't be, with the one you love... love the one you're with" one.
( , Fri 29 Jun 2012, 21:59, Reply)
I like that "Think I better leave right now" and "There is a rose, in a fisted glove, and the eagle flys, with the dove. If you can't be, with the one you love... love the one you're with" one.
( , Fri 29 Jun 2012, 21:59, Reply)
I know, I'm just a feminine hygiene expert with ideas above my gusset.
( , Fri 29 Jun 2012, 21:21, Reply)
I ain't played on one yet.
But for £160 its fucking well worth it, I'd go for this over the Kindle Fire any day of the week (I mean, even if you could get a Fire over here).
Work have a few ordered so we can develop on it, so I'll know more then. I find a lot of android tablets are unresponcive... the screen takes a few microseconds between your finger press and the action, especially on the cheeper ones, but I think that won't be a problem with this one.
I'd pick one over a Kindle any day, and only reason i'm not getting one for myself is because I've got iPad.
This is going to be the next big thing though, the first real "ipad killer", should be out at christmas: www.microsoft.com/surface/en/us/default.aspx
( , Fri 29 Jun 2012, 21:45, Reply)
But for £160 its fucking well worth it, I'd go for this over the Kindle Fire any day of the week (I mean, even if you could get a Fire over here).
Work have a few ordered so we can develop on it, so I'll know more then. I find a lot of android tablets are unresponcive... the screen takes a few microseconds between your finger press and the action, especially on the cheeper ones, but I think that won't be a problem with this one.
I'd pick one over a Kindle any day, and only reason i'm not getting one for myself is because I've got iPad.
This is going to be the next big thing though, the first real "ipad killer", should be out at christmas: www.microsoft.com/surface/en/us/default.aspx
( , Fri 29 Jun 2012, 21:45, Reply)
I have a large laptop but want something small also for train journeys and in bed.
I don't want to spend too much as I'm just interested in internet and movies.
( , Fri 29 Jun 2012, 21:50, Reply)
I don't want to spend too much as I'm just interested in internet and movies.
( , Fri 29 Jun 2012, 21:50, Reply)
If you want to use it as your main computer, like when you're at home, and money was no object, I'd go for a Macbook Air 13", from apple's hidden little refurb store (or a newer model if you got moeny saved)
- store.apple.com/uk/browse/home/specialdeals/mac/macbook_air/11
If you want to use it as a second device, not your main computer, like just in bed/traveling/etc, and moeny is no object, then i'd get the latest iPad.
If you like the iPad but want to save a few quid, you can knock about 1/4 off the iPad by going for an iPad 2, which is still a totally awesome device, but remember the lifespan for software upgrades is a year less.
If you want to use it as a second device, and want to save a few quid, but still have a totally amazingly rad device, go for the Nexus.
( , Fri 29 Jun 2012, 21:57, Reply)
Thanks Gonz.
I want to use it as a second device and maybe eventually pass it on to my nephew so the Nexus looks good.
( , Fri 29 Jun 2012, 22:02, Reply)
I want to use it as a second device and maybe eventually pass it on to my nephew so the Nexus looks good.
( , Fri 29 Jun 2012, 22:02, Reply)
Deffo, its more handbag friendly too at 7".
You'll love it, it's more than worth it =)
( , Fri 29 Jun 2012, 22:15, Reply)
You'll love it, it's more than worth it =)
( , Fri 29 Jun 2012, 22:15, Reply)
Is this the wrong time to join the nice thread?
*ducks and runs for cover*
( , Fri 29 Jun 2012, 21:14, Reply)
*ducks and runs for cover*
( , Fri 29 Jun 2012, 21:14, Reply)
Evening blousie!
Here's something for your nice thread:
www.ustream.tv/sevenkittens
Live streaming kittens. Don't look right now, there's breastfeeding going on.
( , Fri 29 Jun 2012, 21:20, Reply)
Here's something for your nice thread:
www.ustream.tv/sevenkittens
Live streaming kittens. Don't look right now, there's breastfeeding going on.
( , Fri 29 Jun 2012, 21:20, Reply)
RIGHT I'M TURNING OFF THE INTERNET, I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE, AND I'M OUTSIDE
( , Fri 29 Jun 2012, 21:27, Reply)
( , Fri 29 Jun 2012, 21:27, Reply)
I
doubt it's possible to break him. He's like those horses that have to be put down as they're completely incapable of being tamed. Here's the syringe, though and don't be scared, I'm right behind you. Well, quite some way behind you, to tell the truth.
( , Fri 29 Jun 2012, 21:36, Reply)
doubt it's possible to break him. He's like those horses that have to be put down as they're completely incapable of being tamed. Here's the syringe, though and don't be scared, I'm right behind you. Well, quite some way behind you, to tell the truth.
( , Fri 29 Jun 2012, 21:36, Reply)
*peeps from behind the sand bags*
Hey why are these sand bags floating off the floor at knee height?
( , Fri 29 Jun 2012, 21:29, Reply)
Hey why are these sand bags floating off the floor at knee height?
( , Fri 29 Jun 2012, 21:29, Reply)
fooking ace
Did you know battered was Tom's knee double in cocktails?
Truefacts
( , Fri 29 Jun 2012, 21:54, Reply)
Did you know battered was Tom's knee double in cocktails?
Truefacts
( , Fri 29 Jun 2012, 21:54, Reply)
fucking dawn, I saw it this morning
with it's stupid beauty and light, FUCK YOU DAWN
( , Fri 29 Jun 2012, 21:46, Reply)
with it's stupid beauty and light, FUCK YOU DAWN
( , Fri 29 Jun 2012, 21:46, Reply)
Up at the crack of dawn was you?
Ehhh ehhhh nudge nudge wink wink
( , Fri 29 Jun 2012, 21:50, Reply)
Ehhh ehhhh nudge nudge wink wink
( , Fri 29 Jun 2012, 21:50, Reply)
No
It's Dawn. That slapper that's always walking home early in the morning, whose crack is dripping copious dollops of lumpy, green-tinged spunk into her already-sodden gusset. You can tell by the way she walks.
Hartley threw handbags at her, which was cruel, I thought.
( , Fri 29 Jun 2012, 21:53, Reply)
It's Dawn. That slapper that's always walking home early in the morning, whose crack is dripping copious dollops of lumpy, green-tinged spunk into her already-sodden gusset. You can tell by the way she walks.
Hartley threw handbags at her, which was cruel, I thought.
( , Fri 29 Jun 2012, 21:53, Reply)
I was supposed to be throwing glad rags
Guess I'm just not a morning person.
( , Fri 29 Jun 2012, 22:00, Reply)
Guess I'm just not a morning person.
( , Fri 29 Jun 2012, 22:00, Reply)
Not for one second did I need to click these to know what they contained
( , Fri 29 Jun 2012, 21:48, Reply)
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I have yes
But I am immune, as I have my gorgeous little girl asleep upstairs hugging her bunny and she out cutes everything in my eyes
( , Fri 29 Jun 2012, 21:49, Reply)
But I am immune, as I have my gorgeous little girl asleep upstairs hugging her bunny and she out cutes everything in my eyes
( , Fri 29 Jun 2012, 21:49, Reply)
this is also true aside from the screaming
she is a very happy baby
( , Fri 29 Jun 2012, 21:51, Reply)
she is a very happy baby
( , Fri 29 Jun 2012, 21:51, Reply)
Very well thanks. Spent the day watching the Aussies being taught how to play cricket.
( , Fri 29 Jun 2012, 22:10, Reply)
I spent yesterday teaching starving Africans how to shit properly.
( , Fri 29 Jun 2012, 22:12, Reply)
( , Fri 29 Jun 2012, 22:12, Reply)
Not according to the Nutrition and Health Claims Regulations, Article 13
( , Fri 29 Jun 2012, 22:03, Reply)
( , Fri 29 Jun 2012, 22:03, Reply)
Castrol GTX tends not to go down too well when you rub it on their minges, though.
Even less so when you're smoking a fag at the time.
Unless you're oiling up the crank shaft.
Evening Blousie!
( , Fri 29 Jun 2012, 22:02, Reply)
Even less so when you're smoking a fag at the time.
Unless you're oiling up the crank shaft.
Evening Blousie!
( , Fri 29 Jun 2012, 22:02, Reply)
I don't know any more
it's not even my real name, or my real nickname
( , Fri 29 Jun 2012, 22:04, Reply)
it's not even my real name, or my real nickname
( , Fri 29 Jun 2012, 22:04, Reply)
The missus calls me DG all the time at home if that's any help.
Mind you, my real name is unpronouncable in the human tongue so can you blame her?
( , Fri 29 Jun 2012, 22:06, Reply)
Mind you, my real name is unpronouncable in the human tongue so can you blame her?
( , Fri 29 Jun 2012, 22:06, Reply)
No, my real name really is Mr Unpronouncable in the Human Tongue.
It's a cross I have to bear.
( , Fri 29 Jun 2012, 22:11, Reply)
It's a cross I have to bear.
( , Fri 29 Jun 2012, 22:11, Reply)
of course, but still
What could you possibly be called? Is it "English"?
( , Fri 29 Jun 2012, 22:23, Reply)
What could you possibly be called? Is it "English"?
( , Fri 29 Jun 2012, 22:23, Reply)
Technically, my forename is Hebrew and my surname Irish.
I'm so confused that I don't know whether to bomb people or bugger choirboys.
( , Fri 29 Jun 2012, 22:27, Reply)
I'm so confused that I don't know whether to bomb people or bugger choirboys.
( , Fri 29 Jun 2012, 22:27, Reply)
I shall be booking train tickets for another jaunt ooop north tomorrow.
Tell Tourettes to put the dinner on now and it should be ready in a couple of weeks : D
( , Fri 29 Jun 2012, 22:12, Reply)
Tell Tourettes to put the dinner on now and it should be ready in a couple of weeks : D
( , Fri 29 Jun 2012, 22:12, Reply)
Whey aye.
Just bring a load of booze and a sleeping bag and you'll be fine.
( , Fri 29 Jun 2012, 22:19, Reply)
Just bring a load of booze and a sleeping bag and you'll be fine.
( , Fri 29 Jun 2012, 22:19, Reply)
I've just posted my fish and cheese recipe on the main QOTW.
I may well cook this when you come up :)
( , Fri 29 Jun 2012, 22:23, Reply)
I may well cook this when you come up :)
( , Fri 29 Jun 2012, 22:23, Reply)
Can you not offer a lady a bed and some bedding?
She won't soil them again.
much
( , Fri 29 Jun 2012, 22:22, Reply)
She won't soil them again.
much
( , Fri 29 Jun 2012, 22:22, Reply)
Listen, we've had mistaspakkaman stay here. Twice.
I'm not sure we could cope with nakers, though! LOLOLOLOLOL!
( , Fri 29 Jun 2012, 22:25, Reply)
I'm not sure we could cope with nakers, though! LOLOLOLOLOL!
( , Fri 29 Jun 2012, 22:25, Reply)
I had a Haggis scotch egg with some salad and some boursin
It were gert lush. I might actually try Haggis now.
( , Fri 29 Jun 2012, 22:12, Reply)
It were gert lush. I might actually try Haggis now.
( , Fri 29 Jun 2012, 22:12, Reply)
Haggis can be really good. It's not " the contents of a zoo put in a liquidiser then stuffed into condoms."
Scotch egg with haggis I've only tried once but it was loverly++
( , Fri 29 Jun 2012, 22:18, Reply)
Cavvy might well taste of scotch eggs and haggis
For she is also lovelyping.
( , Fri 29 Jun 2012, 22:34, Reply)
For she is also lovelyping.
( , Fri 29 Jun 2012, 22:34, Reply)
Possibly,
But I've tasted cavies in South America.
Just. Like. Chicken.
( , Fri 29 Jun 2012, 22:50, Reply)
News: company credit card has been in use from 5-9
Food and beer for 7 people, my new job rocks.
( , Fri 29 Jun 2012, 22:09, Reply)
Food and beer for 7 people, my new job rocks.
( , Fri 29 Jun 2012, 22:09, Reply)
That
Will be the remains of the clip on your ear you got years ago.
( , Fri 29 Jun 2012, 22:26, Reply)
Will be the remains of the clip on your ear you got years ago.
( , Fri 29 Jun 2012, 22:26, Reply)
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