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(, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Evening thread!
THERE WILL BE NO, I REPEAT NO, MOANING OR COMPLAINING OF OTHER B3TANS AS IT'S FUCKING DULL. NO COMPLAINING ABOUT HOW SHIT OFFTOPIC IS EVEN THOUGH YOU'RE ALL HERE EVERY FUCKING DAY AND DON'T DO ANYTHING TO MAKE IT NOT SHIT. JUST CALL EACH OTHER A CUNT AND HAVE A LAUGH FFS.
(, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 19:13, 315 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
CAPS LOCK THREAD!
I FUCKING LOVE CAPS LOCK
(, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 19:15, Reply)
I LOVE SHOUTING!!

(, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 19:16, Reply)
I ENJOY SHOUTING VERY MUCH
IN FACT IT'S QUITE A HOBBY
(, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 19:17, Reply)
SHIP AHOY!!
Lol
(, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 19:18, Reply)
I
don't.

But yer a cunt.

Happy now?

Eating salmon and Jersey Royals plus salad dressed with a little light vinegar and some garlic oil.

*raises cheek and farts with great aplomb. And added volume.*
(, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 19:20, Reply)

Evening ladies, what you doing tonight then?
(, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 19:18, Reply)
Not you.
And funnily enough this is the same response that everyone woman on the planet will have for the rest of eternity.
(, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 19:18, Reply)
HAhahHhaa
I saw your face today, it was lovely
(, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 19:21, Reply)
Were you in the carpark?

(, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 19:22, Reply)
I had a lovely dinner and now have white wine and soda.

(, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 19:19, Reply)

Soda? isn't that posh fizzy water.
(, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 19:26, Reply)
Yup!

(, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 19:26, Reply)
chips
wine, not sure after that. Suddenly free to not stare at textbooks and word documents I am at a loss
(, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 19:21, Reply)

make a cloak out of wee.
(, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 19:26, Reply)
many years ago people smelled more of wee
because they needed it to mordant the fabric before dyeing.

My cloak is not that historically accurate
(, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 19:28, Reply)
Dirty beggers.

(, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 19:29, Reply)
most effective way of getting amonia
I think proper tweed places still use it, but I might be wrong
(, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 19:31, Reply)
No, I think you might be right.

(, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 19:32, Reply)
I was aware of this due to being interested in history and watching Worst jobs in history on the tv.

(, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 19:35, Reply)
IT'S THE EVENING CHILLAX THREAD !! COME OUT COME OUT CQ WHERE EVER YOU ARE WE'RE ALL FRIENDS IN THE EVENING THREAD

(, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 19:18, Reply)
*looks stern*

(, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 19:18, Reply)
I love it when you do that.

(, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 19:19, Reply)
BOAT LOL

(, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 19:19, Reply)
BOAT lol

(, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 19:21, Reply)
BoAT lol

(, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 19:21, Reply)
BOaT lol

(, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 19:21, Reply)
BOAt lol

(, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 19:21, Reply)
BOAT Lol

(, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 19:21, Reply)
BOAT lOl

(, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 19:22, Reply)
BOAT loL

(, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 19:22, Reply)
I'm at bikini level bongle

(, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 19:19, Reply)
I'm going round to the neighbours for curry and beer in a bit.
I'm working on my chartership report in the meantime.
(, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 19:21, Reply)
No, you're pissing about on here.

(, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 19:22, Reply)
I don't have the energy to study any more
Are your neighbours Indian? Or I hope they are good cooks
(, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 19:23, Reply)
Racist!

(, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 19:24, Reply)
But of course this is OT

(, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 19:26, Reply)
No, one is scouse, the other is Barbadosian. Although she was born in London.

(, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 19:26, Reply)
Is that a word? What is Bajan food like?
I'm learning all sorts of currys, let me know if you get a good one
(, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 19:27, Reply)
I used to live with a woman from Singapore many years ago when I was a meat eater.
She did the most fucking awesome curries.
(, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 19:28, Reply)
I don't know, they're probably making an indian style curry like most people would
just because her family is from Barbados doesn't mean she only cooks jerk chicken, my family is from newcastle, we didn't grow up only eating deep fried beef dripping.
(, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 19:28, Reply)
Chill with the hand wringing
I was only asking
(, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 19:32, Reply)
You're more racist that Noel and Bear Pookies love child.

(, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 19:34, Reply)
Half cast bastard that would be

(, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 19:38, Reply)
try chicken curry
it's great, it's got chicken in
(, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 19:30, Reply)
do something funny, Rory!

(, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 19:18, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1656269
(, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 19:19, Reply)
Try again.

(, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 19:20, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1657339
(, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 19:21, Reply)
Nope!
You're not quite hitting the mark.
(, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 19:22, Reply)
Scarlett Johannson needs a more supportive bra

(, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 19:19, Reply)
I was under the impression she's quite pert.

(, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 19:21, Reply)
she won't be forever

(, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 19:22, Reply)
I don't care.
I like the fact that she took photos of her own breasts and put them on the internet.

I also like the fact that Kat Dennings has done this too.
(, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 19:23, Reply)
Would you fuck tom 'gay' cruise now that he's available again?

(, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 19:20, Reply)
Is he?

(, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 19:21, Reply)
GET WITH THE PROGRAM
LIKE YER
(, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 19:22, Reply)
He's given up scientology?

(, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 19:23, Reply)
he'll forever be a dick irrespective of his belief in hocus pocus

(, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 19:25, Reply)
Feckin hell! He is.
I don't do short men. Sorry Rory!
(, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 19:24, Reply)
I watched the forth MI film yesterday
I thought it was pretty good.
(, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 19:24, Reply)
Not my cup of tea.
Prolly catch it on TV if I'm really bored.
(, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 19:25, Reply)
there was a 4th one?
I never watched the 3rd, now I'll never catch up
(, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 19:26, Reply)
The thrid one was pretty good too.

(, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 19:29, Reply)
are the Thrid the new aliens?

(, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 19:32, Reply)
Yes.

(, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 19:34, Reply)
no
but I'm planning to spend the weekend on operation stalkjohnnydepp
(, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 19:23, Reply)
I'm watching Public Enemies.

(, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 19:25, Reply)
send him a picture of your untamed bush
you need to make your intentions clear from the start
(, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 19:26, Reply)
What's that coming over the hill?

(, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 19:28, Reply)
i dont know what's that coming over the hill ?

(, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 19:29, Reply)
Is it a monster?

(, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 19:30, Reply)
Bush

(, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 19:30, Reply)
Bush who ?

(, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 19:31, Reply)
Kate Bush ?

(, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 19:31, Reply)
George

(, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 19:33, Reply)
bush monster

(, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 19:31, Reply)
i still don't get this

(, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 19:32, Reply)
Yo sound like me?
Are you me? No one knows who anyone is anymore
(, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 19:35, Reply)
Bear Pookie is Noel

(, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 19:36, Reply)
That's like racism squared on itself.

(, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 19:37, Reply)
Rory doesn't get bush lols.

(, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 19:38, Reply)
YES, BUT WHY IS A BUSH MONSTER COMING OVER THE HILL

(, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 19:42, Reply)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=ETN7Rw8S9dg
(, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 19:44, Reply)
I hope that they've all grown up and gotten proper jobs by now

(, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 19:45, Reply)
I believe it may be a monster.

(, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 19:30, Reply)
he can tame my bush anytime he likes

(, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 19:29, Reply)

You all disgust me.

Except Rory cos of the mancrush.
(, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 19:25, Reply)
Your flesh tunnel disgusts me
Especially when Darth's cock is in it
(, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 19:29, Reply)
I haven't got any flesh tunnels.

(, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 19:32, Reply)
*inserts rude comment*
I'm not that drunk enough yet.
(, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 19:34, Reply)
you're all alternative biggers, why do the kids have flesh tunnels
apart from making you unemployable and looking shit and leaving saggy flesh in your ears in later life what else do they do?
(, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 19:36, Reply)
They give her lovers the sex horn.

(, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 19:37, Reply)
It's a place for Darths cock

(, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 19:37, Reply)
chicks don't dig flesh tunnels.

(, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 19:38, Reply)
Chicks dig scars.
And you.
(, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 19:39, Reply)
I've got scars.
Nobody ever dug them.
(, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 19:40, Reply)
it's all in the backstory

(, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 19:41, Reply)
I intimated you were dull earlier.
I take it all back now I know you have badass scars.
(, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 19:41, Reply)
I know this.
Eyed up twice this evening. First time by a redhead milf, the second by a fit alternative bird.
(, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 19:45, Reply)
Is 'alternative bird'
code for 'bloke'?
(, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 19:49, Reply)
nope.
Rockular type.
(, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 19:56, Reply)
I'd have one
but I have massive ear lobes anyway. I have to tie them behind my head to stop them getting in the way
(, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 19:38, Reply)
isn't that where your chesticles are kept out of the way

(, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 19:40, Reply)
no, I tuck those into
my combats' pockets
(, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 19:42, Reply)
FLESH TUNNELS, COMBATS, POOR PERSONAL HYGIENE
YOU'D TOTALLY FIT IN DOWN THE DEV
(, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 19:43, Reply)
dev?

(, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 19:44, Reply)
Devonshire Arms.
Gay bar in Camden.
(, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 19:46, Reply)

www.beerintheevening.com/pubs/s/12/1294/Devonshire_Arms/Camden
(, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 19:47, Reply)
It's a pub, or something.
I imagine it's short for 'The Leperous Deviant' or something.
(, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 19:47, Reply)
I wish I was cool enough to go down the dev.

(, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 19:45, Reply)
WE SHOULD ALL LIKE TOTALLY B4SH THERE
FUCK THE PIER, i'm still going though
(, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 19:47, Reply)
I had flesh tunnels for a while.
It's like Marmite. You either love them or hate them. I've always loved the idea of tribal scarification and body adornment.
(, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 19:45, Reply)
you'd love those made up 'tribal' celtic and maori tattoos that any number of people between 1994 and 1999 got, despite having no idea what the fuck they stand for
still it's one up on arm barbed wire... just
(, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 19:51, Reply)
I like the ones in Chinese script
that read 'licenced Shanghai prostitute' or something.
(, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 19:53, Reply)
that was the next golden age after the tribal tattoos, 'meaningful script, made more meaningful by being in a language that they didn't understand, but would forever be knowing of it's true unadulterated meaning, so empowering the bearer'
like a thick cunt in a tattoo parlour in droylesdon would know or give a fuck what he's inking just above some fat slags heaving arse crack
(, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 19:57, Reply)
Oh, now there's a mental image I didn't need.

(, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 20:00, Reply)
Think what you like Rory.
Water off a duck's back.
(, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 19:55, Reply)
Evening all
I will be mostly painting and moving stuff tonight in preparation for new carpets tomorrow

Shite

I want beer
(, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 19:29, Reply)
I haz beer

(, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 19:30, Reply)
I keep reading your sig as Jennifer Aniston.

(, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 19:39, Reply)
Try singing it

(, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 19:42, Reply)
Why?
It was bad enough when Paul Heaton sang it.
(, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 19:44, Reply)
I'm on taxi duty later
Beer tomorrow
(, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 19:39, Reply)
No, no, no.
I'ts jam tomorrow.
(, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 19:40, Reply)
Ok
Jam and beer then
(, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 19:46, Reply)
And
marmalade. Don't forget marmalade.
(, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 19:48, Reply)
Atkins?

(, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 19:50, Reply)
no
diets allowed.

No, something about Dundee. It used to be Jam Jute and Journalism. Now you add junkies as well. And jippsies . And Jizz. Gallons and gallons of gypsy jizz.
(, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 20:20, Reply)
You cunt.
*laughs*

I've just forced down some turkey and salad, and am contemplating ice cream.
then maybe alcohol.
(, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 19:38, Reply)
is roota coming back, I like to tick off the departed from my wallchart

(, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 19:44, Reply)
I think they're both enjoying an actual social life, and all the free sex on tap.

(, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 19:46, Reply)
damnit i don't deal in maybes

(, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 19:48, Reply)
Overrated

(, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 19:53, Reply)
Frankly
I'd settle for either.
(, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 19:53, Reply)
Me too. They're both cute.

(, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 19:57, Reply)
hahahahha
bertlols
(, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 19:58, Reply)
*raises hand*
I'm a cunt and so is my wife!
(, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 19:50, Reply)
alright freefair, it's cool in the school to talk politics now

(, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 19:51, Reply)
Freefair you prick.

(, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 20:04, Reply)
But what will we have to talk about then?

(, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 20:05, Reply)
Breasts?

(, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 20:05, Reply)
Breasts are overrated.
I'd rather talk about willies.
(, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 20:08, Reply)
willies?
I saw a willy once
(, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 20:15, Reply)
Nooo! me too.

(, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 20:19, Reply)
It
Was me.

Blousie's in Todmorden and Cavy's in Wales and one saw the start of my willy and the other saw the helmet. I hope I don't get excited.

*may contain lies*
(, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 20:22, Reply)
when you do get excited
the rest of your body gets flaccid as the blood goes to your nethers
(, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 20:25, Reply)
Oh
There's plenty of flaccidity. Droops of it.
(, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 20:29, Reply)
The current topics of the day.......and breasts.

(, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 20:08, Reply)
That Loki is a right bastard!

(, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 20:42, Reply)
Captain America is a bender

(, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 20:50, Reply)
Watching the Avengers, then?

(, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 20:53, Reply)
Hawkeye was the best
closely followed by Black Widow and the Hulk
(, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 20:55, Reply)
WithaKILISPOON!

(, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 21:00, Reply)
Hulk was the best.
"Puny God".
(, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 21:54, Reply)
See also
"Your brother killed 80 people in two days".

"He's adopted?"
(, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 21:55, Reply)
Little bit

(, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 20:59, Reply)
Puny god
Lol
(, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 21:05, Reply)
Evening all.
I was going to go out, but our babysitter fell through so I magnanimously allowed the missus to go out and I've stayed in. So you all get the pleasure of my company.
(, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 20:59, Reply)
Fuck off

(, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 21:02, Reply)
You cunt

(, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 21:03, Reply)
BLOUSIE! THE BENT SPASTIC IS BEING MEAN IN YOUR DON'T BE MEAN THREAD.

(, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 21:05, Reply)
Pussy

(, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 21:09, Reply)
You're in trouble when BGB gets back
Where the fuck is she?
(, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 21:12, Reply)
Sorry! I was internet shopping.

(, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 21:14, Reply)
Get anything interesting?
Or was it dull, girls stuff?
(, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 21:18, Reply)
Just sourcing the cheapest Issey Miyake perfume.

(, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 21:20, Reply)
I'll be honest, I'm only really interested in buying records online.

(, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 21:22, Reply)
I'll be honest, I knew that.
You did ask.
(, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 21:25, Reply)
I'll continue this honesty and confess that I was only making polite chat.
I'm sure it will make you smell lovely though.
Actually, while we're being honest, I don't really believe that as I can't stand any perfume. It makes me sneeze or makes my nose run.
Isn't all this honesty refreshing though?
(, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 21:30, Reply)
I'm not a big perfume fan either but the odd scent does get my juices flowing.
Paco Rabanne and Issey Miyake for men. I thought since I can't get a fella who will wear it for me then I might as well wear it myself.
(, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 21:32, Reply)
Is this the female equivalent of painting your nails then lying on your arm til it goes dead?

(, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 21:36, Reply)
No. It's the equivalent of keeping your ex's shirt and never washing it.

(, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 21:41, Reply)
by this logic you should want a threesome with me and my dad...

(, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 21:40, Reply)
Christ, things are worse than she thought.

(, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 21:41, Reply)
Well your dad can watch if he likes.

(, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 21:41, Reply)
BOOM!
no wait...
(, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 21:45, Reply)
You mean
The "don't be mean but call everybody else cunts" thread."

You cunt.
(, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 21:09, Reply)
Cunt off you tedious weirdo.

(, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 21:11, Reply)

2/10

You can do much better.
(, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 21:12, Reply)
I wasn't really happy with the replacing of the f with ph

(, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 21:14, Reply)
To be fair
neither was I.
(, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 21:16, Reply)
I'll edit it.

(, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 21:19, Reply)
Ah
Mr Pot, glad to see you're back.

Missing you already,

Mr Kettle.
(, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 21:23, Reply)
I do love you, Blousie.

(, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 21:02, Reply)
Would it be Blousie or Blousy ? I thought if it ends in a 's' you need to turn the 'y' into an 'ie' - but is the reverse true?
Study Studies
People can be Shitty - People can be shitties.
...etc...

Oh I don't know know, I'm just saying 'hello' in my weird way.
(, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 21:12, Reply)
Love you to bbz!

(, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 21:16, Reply)
Alright blousey?
I launched a site today, not all the content is in place 'cus I don't have it yet, so there is a lot of bullshit content, but i'm fucking proud of this one, only took me a week in total.

Getting a new iPad tomorow, OH BOY.
(, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 21:10, Reply)
What are your thoughts on teh google pad?

(, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 21:16, Reply)

Needs moar wings.

Leaks equals no lols.
(, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 21:18, Reply)
I was asking the techno expert.

(, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 21:19, Reply)
I though Gonz was more into stuff like Will Young than techno?

(, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 21:21, Reply)
I do actually have actually paid for copies of every one of his albums.
He's actually really good.
(, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 21:40, Reply)
I've never really heard any of his stuff,
But I'm sure that if you are into contemporary pop music, he has probably got some of the best writers and producers available to make him appealing to you.
(, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 21:54, Reply)
I donno man, I just like his stuff.
I like that "Think I better leave right now" and "There is a rose, in a fisted glove, and the eagle flys, with the dove. If you can't be, with the one you love... love the one you're with" one.
(, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 21:59, Reply)
It's real life-affirming stuff and no mistake.

(, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 22:01, Reply)

I know, I'm just a feminine hygiene expert with ideas above my gusset.
(, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 21:21, Reply)
I ain't played on one yet.
But for £160 its fucking well worth it, I'd go for this over the Kindle Fire any day of the week (I mean, even if you could get a Fire over here).

Work have a few ordered so we can develop on it, so I'll know more then. I find a lot of android tablets are unresponcive... the screen takes a few microseconds between your finger press and the action, especially on the cheeper ones, but I think that won't be a problem with this one.

I'd pick one over a Kindle any day, and only reason i'm not getting one for myself is because I've got iPad.

This is going to be the next big thing though, the first real "ipad killer", should be out at christmas: www.microsoft.com/surface/en/us/default.aspx
(, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 21:45, Reply)
I have a large laptop but want something small also for train journeys and in bed.
I don't want to spend too much as I'm just interested in internet and movies.
(, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 21:50, Reply)

If you want to use it as your main computer, like when you're at home, and money was no object, I'd go for a Macbook Air 13", from apple's hidden little refurb store (or a newer model if you got moeny saved)
- store.apple.com/uk/browse/home/specialdeals/mac/macbook_air/11

If you want to use it as a second device, not your main computer, like just in bed/traveling/etc, and moeny is no object, then i'd get the latest iPad.

If you like the iPad but want to save a few quid, you can knock about 1/4 off the iPad by going for an iPad 2, which is still a totally awesome device, but remember the lifespan for software upgrades is a year less.

If you want to use it as a second device, and want to save a few quid, but still have a totally amazingly rad device, go for the Nexus.
(, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 21:57, Reply)
Thanks Gonz.
I want to use it as a second device and maybe eventually pass it on to my nephew so the Nexus looks good.
(, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 22:02, Reply)
Deffo, its more handbag friendly too at 7".
You'll love it, it's more than worth it =)
(, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 22:15, Reply)
Is this the wrong time to join the nice thread?
*ducks and runs for cover*
(, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 21:14, Reply)
Evening blousie!
Here's something for your nice thread:

www.ustream.tv/sevenkittens

Live streaming kittens. Don't look right now, there's breastfeeding going on.
(, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 21:20, Reply)
All clear now!

(, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 21:23, Reply)
WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH YOUR LIFE

(, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 21:24, Reply)
Living. The. Dream.

(, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 21:25, Reply)
RIGHT I'M TURNING OFF THE INTERNET, I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE, AND I'M OUTSIDE

(, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 21:27, Reply)
Yay! we've broken him at last.

(, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 21:28, Reply)
I
doubt it's possible to break him. He's like those horses that have to be put down as they're completely incapable of being tamed. Here's the syringe, though and don't be scared, I'm right behind you. Well, quite some way behind you, to tell the truth.
(, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 21:36, Reply)
Nah! don't worry.
I know that special place to tickle him.
(, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 21:37, Reply)
\o/

(, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 21:49, Reply)
Bookmarked!
Thanks : )
(, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 21:25, Reply)
*peeps from behind the sand bags*
Hey why are these sand bags floating off the floor at knee height?
(, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 21:29, Reply)
It's Spains fault.

(, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 21:33, Reply)
The gravity of my hiding place has just hit me.

(, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 21:35, Reply)
I'm still reeling over the fact Katy and Tom have split up.

(, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 21:36, Reply)
Evening bgb
Katy? I thought she married Wills.
(, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 21:38, Reply)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z4PNpFjKVfY&feature=related
(, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 21:46, Reply)
fooking ace
Did you know battered was Tom's knee double in cocktails?

Truefacts
(, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 21:54, Reply)

sand bag on the back of yer neck?
(, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 21:38, Reply)
Hand bags at dawn

(, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 21:39, Reply)
fucking dawn, I saw it this morning
with it's stupid beauty and light, FUCK YOU DAWN
(, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 21:46, Reply)
Up at the crack of dawn was you?
Ehhh ehhhh nudge nudge wink wink
(, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 21:50, Reply)
No
It's Dawn. That slapper that's always walking home early in the morning, whose crack is dripping copious dollops of lumpy, green-tinged spunk into her already-sodden gusset. You can tell by the way she walks.

Hartley threw handbags at her, which was cruel, I thought.
(, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 21:53, Reply)
I was supposed to be throwing glad rags
Guess I'm just not a morning person.
(, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 22:00, Reply)
I finished my movie and I'm back now

(, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 21:42, Reply)

b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1657499
(, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 21:47, Reply)

b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1657501
(, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 21:47, Reply)
Not for one second did I need to click these to know what they contained

(, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 21:48, Reply)
It's like we've got a real connection going on here

(, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 21:50, Reply)
INORITE
you shitcunt
(, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 21:51, Reply)
have you seen the kittens?

(, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 21:47, Reply)
I have yes
But I am immune, as I have my gorgeous little girl asleep upstairs hugging her bunny and she out cutes everything in my eyes
(, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 21:49, Reply)

cutes -pisses, -shits, -vomits and -screams
(, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 21:50, Reply)
this is also true aside from the screaming
she is a very happy baby
(, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 21:51, Reply)
Rubbish! My daughter is loads better.
And my son too.
(, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 21:51, Reply)
I bet the kittens don't cost as much.

(, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 21:53, Reply)
And you can drown the fuckers when you've had enough of them.

(, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 21:55, Reply)
:(

(, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 21:57, Reply)
I heard you had "fucking cunt kids"

(, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 21:53, Reply)
All true.

(, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 21:56, Reply)
You
say that as if you've said it before.
(, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 21:54, Reply)
hahaha

(, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 21:56, Reply)
My pork burger is ready!

(, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 21:54, Reply)
I bet it is you naughty boy.

(, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 21:55, Reply)
I might put some...... mayonnaise on it

(, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 21:57, Reply)
Extra lubrication is always a good idea with the older woman.

(, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 21:59, Reply)
And if you use cod liver oil it's good for the joints as well

(, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 22:01, Reply)

Nah, there's cod in there already.
(, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 22:02, Reply)
What I don't understand is that cod is not even an oily fish

(, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 22:03, Reply)

You try catching a wet one.
(, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 22:04, Reply)
Yer roight dere, dey don't even wake up until midday, begorrah!

(, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 22:05, Reply)
fuck you making me click this

(, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 22:06, Reply)
it's worse than the spelling bee

(, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 22:06, Reply)
You fucking love it, bitch!

(, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 22:08, Reply)
To be sure.

(, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 22:19, Reply)

I also clicked.

OK Davvers?
(, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 22:08, Reply)
Grand, ta.
Yer good self?
(, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 22:09, Reply)

Very well thanks. Spent the day watching the Aussies being taught how to play cricket.
(, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 22:10, Reply)
I spent yesterday teaching starving Africans how to shit properly.

(, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 22:12, Reply)

ha!
(, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 22:15, Reply)
Not according to the Nutrition and Health Claims Regulations, Article 13

(, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 22:03, Reply)
Castrol GTX tends not to go down too well when you rub it on their minges, though.
Even less so when you're smoking a fag at the time.

Unless you're oiling up the crank shaft.

Evening Blousie!
(, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 22:02, Reply)
Yeah, evening DG


whatevs
(, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 22:03, Reply)
Alright Nakkers?
Or is it Nakers? Or Knackers?
(, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 22:04, Reply)
I don't know any more
it's not even my real name, or my real nickname
(, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 22:04, Reply)
The missus calls me DG all the time at home if that's any help.
Mind you, my real name is unpronouncable in the human tongue so can you blame her?
(, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 22:06, Reply)
are you Klingon?

(, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 22:09, Reply)
No, my real name really is Mr Unpronouncable in the Human Tongue.
It's a cross I have to bear.
(, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 22:11, Reply)
I'm intrigued now

(, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 22:20, Reply)

intrigued wet as an otter's pocket
(, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 22:21, Reply)
of course, but still
What could you possibly be called? Is it "English"?
(, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 22:23, Reply)
Technically, my forename is Hebrew and my surname Irish.
I'm so confused that I don't know whether to bomb people or bugger choirboys.
(, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 22:27, Reply)
Yaweh O'Keiff

(, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 22:36, Reply)
"Bent spastic"

(, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 22:05, Reply)
*waves*
: )
(, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 22:04, Reply)
HIYA!

(, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 22:07, Reply)
I shall be booking train tickets for another jaunt ooop north tomorrow.
Tell Tourettes to put the dinner on now and it should be ready in a couple of weeks : D
(, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 22:12, Reply)
Haha!
Which weekend?
(, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 22:12, Reply)
Thinking the weekend of the 14/15 July.
Is that ok?
(, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 22:14, Reply)
oh aye :)

(, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 22:16, Reply)
I'm coming to stay too
Is that ok?
(, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 22:18, Reply)
Whey aye.
Just bring a load of booze and a sleeping bag and you'll be fine.
(, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 22:19, Reply)
^this

(, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 22:20, Reply)
I've just posted my fish and cheese recipe on the main QOTW.
I may well cook this when you come up :)
(, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 22:23, Reply)
Nom!

(, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 22:23, Reply)
Can you not offer a lady a bed and some bedding?
She won't soil them again.

much
(, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 22:22, Reply)
Blousie gets the bed, soz.
We have three very comfy sofas.
(, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 22:23, Reply)
do you have any couches?

(, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 22:28, Reply)
For you, Nakers, the shed beckons.

(, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 22:30, Reply)
I'm moving up in the world!

(, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 22:34, Reply)
In the lounge

(, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 22:32, Reply)
I like this approach.
What if I brought Nakers too?
(, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 22:22, Reply)
Listen, we've had mistaspakkaman stay here. Twice.
I'm not sure we could cope with nakers, though! LOLOLOLOLOL!
(, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 22:25, Reply)
We can fit in one sleeping bag I reckon

(, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 22:25, Reply)
I have a double sleeping bag.
BEST INVENTION EVER!
(, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 22:32, Reply)
sexeh tiems!

(, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 22:32, Reply)
I have two that zip together.

(, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 22:33, Reply)
I had a Haggis scotch egg with some salad and some boursin
It were gert lush. I might actually try Haggis now.
(, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 22:12, Reply)

Haggis can be really good. It's not " the contents of a zoo put in a liquidiser then stuffed into condoms."

Scotch egg with haggis I've only tried once but it was loverly++
(, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 22:18, Reply)
+ping?

(, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 22:24, Reply)
Definitely
lovelyping
(, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 22:25, Reply)
Cavvy might well taste of scotch eggs and haggis
For she is also lovelyping.
(, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 22:34, Reply)

Possibly,

But I've tasted cavies in South America.

Just. Like. Chicken.
(, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 22:50, Reply)
I just found a clip in my hair

(, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 22:02, Reply)
Loose clips
Sink ships
(, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 22:04, Reply)
*feels better*

(, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 22:05, Reply)
News: company credit card has been in use from 5-9
Food and beer for 7 people, my new job rocks.
(, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 22:09, Reply)
That
Will be the remains of the clip on your ear you got years ago.
(, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 22:26, Reply)
punch to the ear

(, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 22:27, Reply)

This thread is quite big so I started a shitter one.
(, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 22:26, Reply)
truth on the internet

(, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 22:27, Reply)
Good luck! I'm off to bed.

(, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 22:33, Reply)
Good idea.

(, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 22:34, Reply)
Nighnies!

(, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 22:34, Reply)

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