Who here likes Boats?

(Bazongaloid, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 16:23, 39 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

\o
I love walking the dog along the seafront to watch them
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 16:25, Reply)

l ^n
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 16:26, Reply)

Well that too

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 16:27, Reply)

I like cruising lol gay

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 16:25, Reply)

I like big boats and I cannot lie.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 16:26, Reply)

I am fond of a large posterior and cannot tell a falsehood
*points out of painting*
*grins*
( Kroney, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 16:29, Reply)

BOAT LOL

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 16:26, Reply)

Read a news story about a bloke who forgot about his boat.
£65 grand's worth with the keys just tied to the railings. Stayed there for two years without being nicked before somebody went "er, does anybody own this boat?" and the guy was all like "OMG BOAT LOL"
( Kroney, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 16:28, Reply)

There is a black merc 4x4 parked down the road from my place which has been sitting there for about two months now
since the dodgy car window tinting business suddenly went tits up and vanished.

Should I report it to the council? It doesn't have a tax disc.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 16:30, Reply)

yes

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 16:36, Reply)

*shrug*

( Kroney, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 16:38, Reply)

Doesnt the law of
Finders Keepers come into play after 2 months?
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 16:38, Reply)

I would refer m'learned colleague
to the case of Losers vs Weepers.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 16:43, Reply)

To be used in conjunction with
Smelt it dealt it
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 16:49, Reply)

The precedent for this casework was clearly
1977 Rhyme v Chime
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 16:50, Reply)

My mate took me out in a little sailing dinghy.
"We'll do a dry capsize" he said, "It'll be great fun - I've been practicing", he said.

As I swam back to the boat, and squeezed out my cigarettes, and inspected my now-ruined Zippo lighter, I resolved not to trust him again.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 16:39, Reply)

Boats..?
No.

Watersports..?

No.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 16:39, Reply)

Well this is "fucking shit".

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 16:43, Reply)

I'm listening to Aerosmith

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 16:49, Reply)

jelly.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2249346
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 16:50, Reply)

I thought it was quite good
Sweet Emotion is an excellent song
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 16:51, Reply)

I cant stand them
but lots of people seem to like them so who am I to judge
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 16:58, Reply)

Piiiiiink it was love at first sight

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 16:54, Reply)

Piiiiiink Brown
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 16:56, Reply)

yOU MYYYYY BROWN EYED BOY

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 17:02, Reply)

you would make my brown eye blue

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 17:08, Reply)

black and blue, baby

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 17:12, Reply)

I'm 'going for a piss' followed by MOAR beer

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 17:03, Reply)

You am da best

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 17:09, Reply)

YEARP

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 17:16, Reply)