Beans on toast
king of the piss-easy dinners
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 20:24, 3 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

You still cunt-struck from yesterday?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 20:26, Reply)

I fucking cracked my shin a right one on the coffee table saturday night when I got back
still hurts. :(
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 20:29, Reply)

So when are you seeing her again? Gonna try to muck up inside her this time?
Probably best to not suggest anal yet.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 20:35, Reply)

Never too early to suggest the ringpiece.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 20:38, Reply)

Can I put my willy in your bum?

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 31 Mar 2014, 21:05, Reply)

No

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 21:15, Reply)

dunno yet
she's out of the country for a bit for her job.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 21:05, Reply)

That's what she's told you.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 21:06, Reply)

that's what my crippling anxiety thinks too

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 21:11, Reply)

Well, did she mention the job early in the date,
Or just drop it in the conversation about an hour in?
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 31 Mar 2014, 21:13, Reply)

early, so fingers crossed on that one

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 21:13, Reply)

All that means is that she was looking for a get out clause early on.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 21:17, Reply)

Just because YOU'RE a horrid little man that nobody likes

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 21:18, Reply)

Put it this way, i felt so sorry for your physical appearance I sponsored you to try and impove yourself.
18 months later you've stepped away from drunken late night online poker and found someone who didn't run away from you in the first 3 minutes.

PROGRESS!!!
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 21:23, Reply)

And whom have you found???
Wanking off in the toilets at the soft play area doesn't count, btw
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 21:37, Reply)

You're a saint

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 21:39, Reply)

alright lighto

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 20:29, Reply)

evening

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 21:11, Reply)

i heard you went on a date and it was good.
That is good news.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 31 Mar 2014, 20:45, Reply)

Not so much for the girl though

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 21:01, Reply)

Rude.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 31 Mar 2014, 21:03, Reply)

well I never

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 21:04, Reply)