My mates are steadily falling to children.
Two fatherhoods in the past year.

It's a real shame, as they were both fun people.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 1 Apr 2014, 13:53, 1 reply, 10 years ago)

the worst is when they try to go out and convince themselves that they can still have fun
inevitably they get cunted within the first hour and then make some kind of drama or fall asleep
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 1 Apr 2014, 13:55, Reply)

Yer.
And also, dad's trying to tell you that what their toddler did was "cool", and boasting about how their five year old likes punk rock songs.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 1 Apr 2014, 13:58, Reply)

it's because they have nothing else in their lives, because the shitting crying machine takes over
so then they tell themselves that nothing else matters anyway. and then they come to believe it.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 1 Apr 2014, 14:00, Reply)

There was a great article, can't remember where or exact wording otherwise I'd link to it
but it was to the effect that women who replace their profile picture with an image of their child are in effect saying "I AM my child, my previous personality and interests have been completely overwritten by my new status as mother".
This definitely applies to some of those that I know :(
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 1 Apr 2014, 14:05, Reply)

+ ugly

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 1 Apr 2014, 14:06, Reply)

one of my friends said to me, "you have to be ready to become the frame, not the picture"
i've had to ditch a few people who talk about nothing else, and i mean nothing else.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 1 Apr 2014, 14:07, Reply)

"It's so difficult, but you'll have to get used to everyone looking at and talking about your child, rather than you"

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 1 Apr 2014, 14:09, Reply)

fucking retards

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 1 Apr 2014, 14:10, Reply)

Leave what you do with frog out of this

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 1 Apr 2014, 14:20, Reply)

:(

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 1 Apr 2014, 14:22, Reply)

dirty talk
www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/1y6lhe/z/cfhtedq
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 1 Apr 2014, 14:37, Reply)

I think it's usually because they get sick and tired of being constantly messaged by random guys from the far east

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 1 Apr 2014, 14:22, Reply)