I'M TIRED
I GOT NO SLEEP LAST NIGHT AND I JUST HAD SOMETHING VERY STRESSFUL TO DO.

other than that, i hope you all have rotting suppurating sores somewhere on your bodies.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 9:51, 2 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

How were the drinks I wasn't invited to?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 9:54, Reply)

really good fun
we were there until kicking out time, at which point we got kicked out.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 9:56, Reply)

Im so pleased for you and your inner circle of invitees

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 9:56, Reply)

thanks

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 9:57, Reply)

i stood on the battery from that clock that you decided to fight with in the middle of the night when i got up this morning. now i has a limp.
:(
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 9:59, Reply)

you snored like a pig

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 10:00, Reply)

yeah well
the clock won
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 10:00, Reply)

i know :(

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 10:00, Reply)

we were just trying to preserve your marriage
we thought that you rocking home at 1am covered in beer and piss might not go down very well...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 9:57, Reply)

You've been invited out before
It's nobody else's fault if you're too scared to meet random internet weirdos who might murder you and wear your pelt as a cloak.
( Kroney, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 9:58, Reply)

It's still nice to be invited

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 10:16, Reply)

Did Battered roll up, pissed and start shouting abuse at Cavy?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 9:57, Reply)

she was on great form
he's weird about her. maybe he fancies her.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 9:58, Reply)

It's probably just his autism and impotent rage

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 10:18, Reply)

Take the stairs?

(Xav loves PhillieJoe, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 9:55, Reply)

the lift up was ok this morning
although a woman next to me said something rather odd: today's my last day and then i get the weekend off.

i think it was a deeply unfunny joke, but the way she said it confused me. the depths of my confusion have made me realise that all is not well with my brain today. and i have to go to a number of meetings then drinks and dinner at the savoy. gah.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 9:57, Reply)

A forced chuckle followed by an oh-what-are-you-like sigh was the correct response here
After beating her to death with her own shoes of course
(Xav loves PhillieJoe, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 10:11, Reply)

her friend just nodded sagely
i suspect he was used to it
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 10:16, Reply)

did she have nice feet?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 10:12, Reply)

No-one has nice feet, feet are gross

(Xav loves PhillieJoe, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 10:16, Reply)

some people have much nicer feet than others
but it is like saying some people's shit stinks less than others, i agree
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 10:21, Reply)

I have leathery soles on my feet meaning in an walk on gravel and spikes things

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 10:24, Reply)

yes. they are called "shoes", dear

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 10:25, Reply)

oh come on, this was fucking brilliant
:(
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 10:29, Reply)

3/10

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 10:31, Reply)

Generous

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 10:37, Reply)

i don't know
as i'm not a sick weirdo, i didn't look inside her shoes.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 10:16, Reply)

oo ic
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 10:16, Reply)

*bokes*

(Xav loves PhillieJoe, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 10:17, Reply)

I boked your mum in the arse last night

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 10:19, Reply)

weirdo

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 10:16, Reply)

twitter.com/1StevieKilner/status/453487798117343232/photo/1
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 10:21, Reply)

I love the twitter sign in page

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 10:22, Reply)

Just for you then, prick

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 10:26, Reply)

cor!

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 10:25, Reply)