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'gid moaning'Alright webnerds, it's Friday innit so what are your lunch/weekend/shopping plans?
Alt- 'alroght'.
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Taking micro to see my parents tomorrow. Sunday tbc.Alt: most definitely. 14 hours sleep last night. I feel brand new.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 8:17,
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Went to bed just before 6pm. Woke up about half an hour ago.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 8:21,
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Two previous nights I'd had hardly any sleep due to a stomach bug. Now I have tea and a sausage baguette.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 9:03,
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I bought some Tropicana and I got the one 'with juicy bits' by mistake :((((((((, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 8:40, Reply)
Bits in juice is disgusting, it's like drinking vomit(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 8:54,
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How on earth do you cope with eating an orange?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 9:24,
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That's fine cos you're eating the orange, not trying to drink it(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 9:41,
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Do you have different swallowing mechanisms for solids and liquids?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 9:45,
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Tbh I don't really "eat" oranges, I tend to cut them into quarters and suck out the juice(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 9:46,
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bollocksI was pretty sure I was right, but hey you live and learn eh.
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I wonder if they could put one on my hand...(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 8:54,
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Got a BBQ to go to I think, swimming with mini ape, gardening and reading the papers(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 8:55,
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Today all hinges on an MRI result.Either way I'm probably going to see my mum.
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Kroney, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 8:58,
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What are you talking about?Why on Earth would you MRI a dead person?
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Kroney, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 9:07,
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I reckon Kroney is having an MRI to work out if his french AIDS have developed into cancer.If it has then he'll see his mum and cry, but only after 2pm because before that she's having her lunch.
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I'm afraid the tumor has grown to the size of an onion mr kroneyWe'd remove it for you but *shrugs*
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 9:11,
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Well, yeah, but that's to see what's inside all the wrappings and whatnot without destroying them.(
Kroney, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 9:10,
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She's getting ready for her stint as cum sponge for one direction (
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 9:12,
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Maybe they don't want to destroy your mum?(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 9:11,
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Allo alloEat it/smash it/buy food
Alt: 'prock'
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 9:11,
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Nice, mrs ape is a mouth wrong and hates lamb :((
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 9:50,
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if she has such good taste, how did she end up with you??(
rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 9:51,
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I'M TIREDI GOT NO SLEEP LAST NIGHT AND I JUST HAD SOMETHING VERY STRESSFUL TO DO.
other than that, i hope you all have rotting suppurating sores somewhere on your bodies.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 9:51,
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really good funwe were there until kicking out time, at which point we got kicked out.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 9:56,
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Im so pleased for you and your inner circle of invitees(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 9:56,
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i stood on the battery from that clock that you decided to fight with in the middle of the night when i got up this morning. now i has a limp.:(
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 9:59,
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we were just trying to preserve your marriagewe thought that you rocking home at 1am covered in beer and piss might not go down very well...
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 9:57,
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You've been invited out beforeIt's nobody else's fault if you're too scared to meet random internet weirdos who might murder you and wear your pelt as a cloak.
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Kroney, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 9:58,
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Did Battered roll up, pissed and start shouting abuse at Cavy?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 9:57,
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she was on great formhe's weird about her. maybe he fancies her.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 9:58,
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It's probably just his autism and impotent rage(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 10:18,
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the lift up was ok this morningalthough a woman next to me said something rather odd: today's my last day and then i get the weekend off.
i think it was a deeply unfunny joke, but the way she said it confused me. the depths of my confusion have made me realise that all is not well with my brain today. and i have to go to a number of meetings then drinks and dinner at the savoy. gah.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 9:57,
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A forced chuckle followed by an oh-what-are-you-like sigh was the correct response hereAfter beating her to death with her own shoes of course
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her friend just nodded sagelyi suspect he was used to it
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 10:16,
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some people have much nicer feet than othersbut it is like saying some people's shit stinks less than others, i agree
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 10:21,
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I have leathery soles on my feet meaning in an walk on gravel and spikes things(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 10:24,
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i don't knowas i'm not a sick weirdo, i didn't look inside her shoes.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 10:16,
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twitter.com/1StevieKilner/status/453487798117343232/photo/1
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 10:21,
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Just for you then, prick
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 10:26,
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There are a lot of mansard roofs in this part of Leeds.What's everyone's favourite type of roof?
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Hello Dozington D.I went to a leaving do last night, ended up drinking Laphroig while listening to gabba.
Squirrels - pricks or nice?
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 10:06,
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I ent that keen on LaphroaigI like squirrels. Not sexually though, I'm strictly hamster in that department.
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Jesus, this working on a Friday is a bit much. I might go to the 'spoons for a cheeky pint.
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My computer has a Trojan virus so i can't do anything for half and hour, but I feel it's little early for a pint(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 10:17,
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Yeah me too, strangely the MRI machine was in a lorry in the carpark, but there was room in the hospital for a Costa(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 10:20,
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If you want to teach a child about the miracle of childbirthSimply cover a cat with jam and force it through a toilet roll tube
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 10:21,
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you are a walking champion for "too posh to push"(
rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 10:25,
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Not at all, mrs ape did it without drugs this time, she was t impressed that it was too late for an epidural(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 10:26,
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my mum had to do that with my brother, because the epidural she had with me fucked me up for a week when i was newbornmy brother was so not worth it, not then and not now
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 10:27,
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as opposed to a well-mannered pint?(
The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 10:30,
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get your hairy arse to londonand we can all go for a drink
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 10:29,
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I'm starting to regret gazzing you that picture of it now(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 10:36,
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I'm supposed to be in London on MondayGoing to the Olympia
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 10:34,
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ho hoi think if i actually had a beer now i might die
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 10:30,
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he certainly knows how to outstay his welcome(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 10:33,
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he's not allowed any more beerhe drank a normal man's intake for a month last night
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 10:30,
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Everyone knows that the cure for drinking too much beer is to drink some more too much beer(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 10:36,
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its good because i have to help celebrate a birthday which means an earlier start and more beer than usualas is tradition
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 10:37,
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im a proper diamond geezer and no mistake(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 10:43,
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HIYA!!!Round the other halfs tonight for drinks.
Im getting my ears checked tomorrow. Might even get the AIDS turned up a notch to full blown.
Might get some gardening done if the sun persists. Go for a nice walk.
Chilling mainly.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 10:41,
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Always waiting, waiting, waiting at the taxi rank(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 10:44,
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Would someone other than Jason, Dozer or Swipe please start a new thread. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 11:03,
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You could always do one of your always funny, never dull ones, Napoleon(
GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 11:10,
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the problem with battered is that his idea of being funny is precisely nobody else's(
rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 11:12,
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the problem with Battered is that he's an alcohol dependent with small man syndrome(
GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 11:14,
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