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Have you thought about getting your lazy fat arse out of bed early and arriving at a very reasonable early afternoon event having got ready at home.
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 15 Apr 2014, 12:25, 2 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

Fat, innee?
He'll be all sweaty and disgusting by the time he arrives
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 15 Apr 2014, 12:27, Reply)

Its only a 2 minute walk ffs
Ah... yes point taken
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 15 Apr 2014, 12:28, Reply)

I AM getting up early. I have to travel there too yaknow!!

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 15 Apr 2014, 12:30, Reply)

Why can't you book into a hotel?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 15 Apr 2014, 12:35, Reply)

because he's gay

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 15 Apr 2014, 12:37, Reply)

*Something about being allergic to smart trousers*

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 15 Apr 2014, 12:38, Reply)

that's one crazy gay autist!

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 15 Apr 2014, 12:39, Reply)

What do you think I work in, Worzel?
Just because you can sit around in yoghurt knit slacks all day.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 15 Apr 2014, 12:41, Reply)

Great question, we think you work in a PPI call centre HTH

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 15 Apr 2014, 12:42, Reply)

'claims team leader'

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 15 Apr 2014, 12:43, Reply)

A one man team.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 15 Apr 2014, 12:43, Reply)

with plastic screw on ears

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 15 Apr 2014, 12:45, Reply)

Rory 4eva in r hartz

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 15 Apr 2014, 12:46, Reply)

he's a big name on the internet

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 15 Apr 2014, 12:47, Reply)

*was

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 15 Apr 2014, 12:51, Reply)

some Khaki's and a white shirt

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 15 Apr 2014, 12:45, Reply)

you cant do early check ins innit

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 15 Apr 2014, 12:38, Reply)

depends on the hotel

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 15 Apr 2014, 12:39, Reply)

Most hotels will accomodate an early check-in if you ask

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 15 Apr 2014, 12:39, Reply)

Even at a £29 an night Premier Inn?

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 15 Apr 2014, 12:40, Reply)

How dreadfully prole

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 15 Apr 2014, 12:41, Reply)

Exactly.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 15 Apr 2014, 12:42, Reply)

Dunno
I'm sure it's possible
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 15 Apr 2014, 12:42, Reply)

You can do a late check in though, go late thursday, sleep, get up
squeeze into your skin tight rubber bummer shorts and arrive nicely refreshed. Easy.
( Kroney, Tue 15 Apr 2014, 12:42, Reply)

I'm sorted. EVERYBODY STOP PANICKING!!

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 15 Apr 2014, 12:52, Reply)

Leather assless chaps FTW

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 15 Apr 2014, 13:01, Reply)

That's for the night time do

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 15 Apr 2014, 13:04, Reply)