I bet Frog denies he has a 'on the train' Burger King meal.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 17:09, 45 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

I bet he's still in the pub dribking 'amstell'

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 17:16, Reply)

'dribking'?
Dribbling while drinking?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 17:18, Reply)

posting from my mobile device yeah

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 17:21, Reply)

HTC One yeah

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 17:21, Reply)

nope

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 17:23, Reply)

iPhone!
YER!!!!!
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 17:23, Reply)

motorola razrrr

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 17:29, Reply)

sorry, that's an unacceptable phone

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 17:30, Reply)

clamshell phones are coming back mate

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 17:33, Reply)

Especially the bearded ones.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 17:49, Reply)

exclusive to shellfish bitches

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 18:02, Reply)

don't be so crabby

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 18:05, Reply)

HTC One is a bag of shite
I have one as a company 'phone.
It's a bag of shite.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 17:33, Reply)

im surprised thats all they give you what with all the £200k+ bizznizz deals youre always bullshitting about

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 17:35, Reply)

Standard shite in the company contract

(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 17:41, Reply)

They're a pretty decent phone. What are you expecting from your company?

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 17:51, Reply)

they are indeed decent phones

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 17:52, Reply)

Issues with the bluetooth connection to the car dropping out randomly
And the on screen keyboard is too small for my porky fingers
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 17:56, Reply)

your phone just hates you too

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 17:58, Reply)

Is the software up to date?

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 18:00, Reply)

As far as I know it's up to date
However, I'll see if it'll update whenever I can be arsed.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 18:42, Reply)

Finally forked out for that Nokia, eh?

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 17:22, Reply)

SUJ

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 17:23, Reply)

I am become acronym

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 17:25, Reply)

You should put a quid in the quiz machine and dazzle the other drinkers with your
Mad general knowledge skills. You might even win your quid back.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 17:19, Reply)

we had a score off tarrent earlier

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 17:22, Reply)

It's good, but it's not right

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 17:23, Reply)

What colour was your money?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 17:23, Reply)

car key
#gonz
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 17:27, Reply)

Ha!
I hope you spent the money you won straight over the bar.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 17:29, Reply)

That's the rule!

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 17:33, Reply)

Im ace at them.
As long as the subject is pop music!
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 17:22, Reply)

I'll bet you love Eurovision.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 17:24, Reply)

Who me?
No.
No I've never had a Eurovision party.
No Im not looking forward to this years and putting an English spread on.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 17:28, Reply)

an English middle-aged
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 17:30, Reply)

Yeah, I was meaning to ask for some tips.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 17:31, Reply)

Alright yer innit

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 17:47, Reply)

safe mi nigga

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 17:51, Reply)

Classic brittas

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 17:56, Reply)

Yeah I know, it's pretty funny stuff isn't it!

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 17:58, Reply)

Do you get a toy with that?
He can play with the toy on the way home.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 17:51, Reply)

nope. nuttin but a coffee :(

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 18:02, Reply)

Thats a bit shit
Just think of the fun you could have had with a plastic dinosaur.

Why don't you just buy some plastic dinosaurs and enliven your daily commute by having dinosaur battles?
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 18:14, Reply)

In the morning I'm too tired and in the evening I'm too drunk, I believe this could only lead to trouble

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 18:16, Reply)

Think it through
These might be ideal conditions for waging dinosaur wars. You might want some plasticene as well, so you can make their lairs.

I think you could seize the MUTANT out of COMMUTAR(T) and have fun here.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 18:23, Reply)