Mornin'
A1) I have the makings of my favourite sandwich - smoked turkey, chocolate spread and encona chilli sauce.*
A2) I have ordered some stainless steel fretwire, some black machine heads and a two-way trussrod for my acoustic guitar project.
A3) Monobrow. No eyebrows looks alien.

*Scotch egg - pah!
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Tue 8 Jul 2014, 8:23, 1 reply, 10 years ago)

Sounds like a really disgusting combination.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 8 Jul 2014, 8:24, Reply)

Don't knock it
I got the idea from a South American guy who was on about some turkey/chocolate stew style thing - I think it's called a moollee?
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Tue 8 Jul 2014, 8:28, Reply)

I remain unconvinced.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 8 Jul 2014, 8:30, Reply)

I heard Captain Placid likes pastrami, turkey, ham and cheese.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 8 Jul 2014, 8:31, Reply)

Oh well done, a real joke!
*patronises*
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 8 Jul 2014, 8:32, Reply)

it's a click from me!

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 8 Jul 2014, 8:34, Reply)

It suggests to me that he's pregnant.

( Muns, Tue 8 Jul 2014, 9:33, Reply)