I just opened the wrong hole on my pepper shaker and dumped about half of its contents into my soup.

( Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 14 Jul 2014, 13:32, 3 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

I did that with a chilli shaker on Friday
My spaghetti was HOT
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 14 Jul 2014, 13:39, Reply)

when my parents had just gotten married, they had his boss and wife round for dinner.
the pepper shaker lid fell off, and my dad's boss' wife dropped half the canister of white pepper into her dinner. before anyone could blink, my mother whipped the plate away and swapped her plate with my dad's, saying smoothly, "oh he loves pepper."

he still struggles not to sneeze by default if you bring up that story some 40 years later.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 14 Jul 2014, 13:44, Reply)

I only eat it because I didn't know what else to do with it. Too thick for the sink and too wet for the bin.
Could have tipped it down the bog, I suppose.

Are your Mum and Dad Terry and June?
( Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 14 Jul 2014, 13:47, Reply)

no
more like father ted and mrs doyle
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 14 Jul 2014, 13:48, Reply)

White pepper?

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 14 Jul 2014, 13:47, Reply)

i don't know, i wasn't there, i wasn't born for another 4 years
but he says it was white pepper.

which makes sense, because black pepper would most likely have been in a grinder.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 14 Jul 2014, 13:49, Reply)

What we all used to use before fancy black pepper came along

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 14 Jul 2014, 13:49, Reply)

Taking the work away from hardworking white pepper.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 14 Jul 2014, 13:50, Reply)

Its more efficient

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 14 Jul 2014, 13:51, Reply)

i like white pepper on some things
scrambled eggs, cabbage (not together), for example
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 14 Jul 2014, 13:51, Reply)

White pepper is fit in tomato soup.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 14 Jul 2014, 13:51, Reply)

I did that and goatse.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 14 Jul 2014, 13:53, Reply)

one of the german players has a name like goatse
i lol'd
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 14 Jul 2014, 13:56, Reply)