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alright fattiesLunch thread, yeah?
I'm having roast swan with braised snails, a few lines of Charlie and nine pints of Stowford Press.
You ghastly plebs.
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Swan? How dreadfully common.I'm having fried peregrine falcon.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 12:19,
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Shut up Vagabond you prick.(
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 12:21,
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fuckin plebim havin my dodo cooked sous vide with a side order of thylacine
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I'm eating a salad of roasted beetroot, with carrots and sweetcornSome chilli and basil/coriander in it too. All out of my garden, bar the sweetcorn
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 12:20,
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Sorry manIt was nice but needed MOAR MEAT ala Jaysum
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 12:39,
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i used to have ten a day but ive cut right down(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 12:27,
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In a gastropub?I'm going shopping for curry ingredients .Any suggestions for recipes, two vegi and two nommy meat?
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diced chicken/beef, jar of sharwoods, add some microwave rice. done.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 12:28,
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do half rice half chips for special occasions(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 12:33,
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Yes.Buy some 'fuck' for the veggie one, add some 'off'to the meat one, then mix them together.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 12:29,
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do a samberhot and spicy with lemons. excellent dish.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 12:31,
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Curry is meaty slop for commoners. (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 30 Jul 2014, 12:35,
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They're not people are they? (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 30 Jul 2014, 12:41,
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went out with boyce and berk and lusty the other nightwe managed to polish off £80 of cheese between 4 of us. #prouds.
frog doesn't count, as he had a gay pork chop instead.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 12:35,
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King prawn and creme fresh pasta with fresh peas and mint(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 12:31,
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i went to m&s on my way home from cornwallso i have a super wholefood nutty salad with bean and tahini dressing.
and a massive sack full of cornish fudge, cinder toffee, chocolate covered cinder toffee, peanut brittle, rocky road, 4 jars of john bull's fizzy drops (cola, lemonade, orange and dandelion and burdock flavours) and a huge box of cornish biscuits that i shall put out for the masses at 2pm.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 12:33,
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yesyou got 100grams of banana fudge, because you are a mouthwrong.
plus a designer pair of board shorts, a t-shirt and all your shopping from m&s for the next week.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 12:38,
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i spent it on board shortsand eurostar tickets
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 12:39,
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Yeah I know what it is, I kind of live by it don't i. Where are you going now?(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 12:43,
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copenhagen on a girls' weekend later in the yearnew york in november
barbados at christmas
that's about it, so far...
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 12:47,
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FFS thats another new one, plus you forgot spain(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 12:49,
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I'll probably just eat whatever slop being served in the canteen (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 30 Jul 2014, 12:33,
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Chicken kievs. (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 30 Jul 2014, 12:51,
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With chips and peas. (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 30 Jul 2014, 12:52,
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okay i will have that please, double peas for me(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 12:55,
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Double peas is an extra 10p(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 30 Jul 2014, 12:58,
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I have just made a wholewheat cheese and onion roll with salad cream on it. A Gralic Brussells pate roll with cuke. Packet of Prawn Cocktail and half a pot of garlic stuffed olives.
CUP OF FACKIN ROSIE LEE.
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I've got some lovely Ceylon off that Twinings company.The tea they have at the office is utter shit.
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Kroney, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 12:53,
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I just read this as Six pints of strong lager and a pickled onion.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 30 Jul 2014, 12:52,
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I want to be near you. (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 30 Jul 2014, 12:54,
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I've cut my foot off to emulate you. (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 30 Jul 2014, 12:58,
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Yeah. Fine. How are you? (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 30 Jul 2014, 12:51,
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Oh, you know, the usualThe world is cruel and unforgiving, staring into a dark void, everyone's a prick except me, etc
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 13:42,
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The guy I'm working with is a brummie. All he talks about is channing people and fighting and drinking and how hard he is, but he's a nice guy really, and he likes Britain first and i just want him to shut up and go away.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 30 Jul 2014, 12:56,
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I'm a Brummie.He doesn't reflect my views; he sounds like a cunt.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 13:00,
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He's hard as nails , and doesn't take shit, Road rage is his nick name but he loves his daughter but wants to kill her boyfriend and he's just so funny and oh god kill me.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 30 Jul 2014, 13:02,
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Does he fantasise about torturing hypothetical nonces?(
Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 13:05,
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I don't want to ask. (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 30 Jul 2014, 13:06,
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"Why are you asking me about nonces? Are you a fucking nonce or something? Nah, only joking mate, you're alright you are"(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 13:10,
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Start saying even more outlandish brag hard man bullshit and see what he does. (, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 13:01, Reply)
I remember the time when winders took out an entire fully armed chapter of the hells angles(, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 13:05, Reply)
I mentioned I rode motorcycles and now he's telling me about his hells angels mates. (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 30 Jul 2014, 13:07,
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bound to be something about a shooting at a heavy metal festivalor some door man shenanigans
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Slap him round the face with your bollocks.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 13:03,
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now you know what happened in tesco when you did that(
rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 13:03,
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He should shout that whilst wielding his pendulous sack(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 13:06,
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If you see some massive balls at the side of the roadThen get your stu-pid face around my nuuuuuuuutsack.
Nut sack, bebbeh!
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Tell him about the time a guy asked you if you sold pig snacks at your puband you dragged him to the bogs and straight-up murdered him.
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Kroney, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 13:04,
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I'm having airport pints woo!(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 13:03,
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Just shy of four quid mateor three, i forget which was around it goes
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Just to clarify, it's £3.90 a pint Which I thought was pretty reasonable.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 13:11,
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Alright plumsI just had an onion bargy anda bottle of Lucozade Sport Isotonic Performance Fuel Caribbean Burst. Can't say it put me in the mood to do any sports.
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i'm eating my tiny little whole food salad, at 250 calories upstairs is doing street food day, some kind of chorizo crap, some fish thing, and a chestnut mushroom and vegetable jambalaya. gaaaah.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 13:21,
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Jambalaya - that sounds like the sort of thing Winders colleague would give a kicking for eating. (, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 13:23, Reply)
Chorizo is nom.Chorizo jambalaya would be nom.
I want a beer.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 13:24,
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THESE WERE THE OPTIONS. I LOVE THE TYPO IN THE FISH OPTIONGrilled rainbow trout with a parsley & chive butter, minted new poetess and roasted fennel
Jerk Chicken Jambalaya (THIS DEFINITELY HAD CHORIZO IN IT, WHICH I DO NOT THINK IS TRADITIONAL JAMAICAN STYLE, BUT WHAT DO I KNOW?)
Vegetable & brown rice Jambalaya
Grilled bratwurst with pickles & mustard
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 13:41,
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maybe i have made a non-cannibalistic assumption(
rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 13:42,
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Tansads, eh?'Member them? Eh? Tansads? What were all that about?!
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 13:51,
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Im eating strawberry flavour grapes.What the fuck is up with this planet?!
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 13:55,
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They were marketed as pineapple flavoured strawberries, but I think they're really just a different type of berry(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 13:59,
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Yeah same here. These grapes are of a dubious size. They seem to come in bunches thoughDirty bastards
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 14:02,
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You stupid fucking fruity Gay. (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 30 Jul 2014, 14:02,
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