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Morning, on the way to Fleetwood.
How are we today? Plans for the weekend ?We have buckets and spades.
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DBT became a fruitarian on, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 8:15,
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get high and listen to big beats
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 8:26,
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Fleetwood?
That's near Blackpool, right? If so, you have my sympathy.
Today, I am tickety-boo, thanks for asking, had an awesome meal out for G/Fs birthday last night - very good food at a local pub.
Tomorrow I are mostly driving to the South West for a week's holiday in a small cottage with the aforementioned G/F and daughter. The rest of the weekend? The plan is, there is no plan, however, buckets and spades will not be involved.
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Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 8:29,
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Who here has drunk Buckfast?
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 8:45,
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It's got herbs in, and is pretty rank
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DBT became a fruitarian on, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 8:52,
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JUST LIEK U R MUM
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 8:53,
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Me
It tastes like cough medicine
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 8:57,
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Nice cough medicine yeah?
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 8:59,
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Take two bottles and call me in the morning
I dont think I could do a bottle in. Far too sweet
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 9:00,
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No.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 1 Aug 2014, 9:00,
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Oh.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 9:00,
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Going to see my nephew, hopefully.
Doing some bits on the car. Booking a hotel in Barcelona.
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Kroney, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 8:59,
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I'm fucking tip top today, gang!
Mrs Cow isn't going to die. OFFICIALLY. Had a cardiologist appointment yesterday and an echo on her heart and all OK. Thank fuck for that.
Went out for our anniversary meal last night and ate amazing steak and possibly the nicest dessert I've ever had. Nice wine and a few pints afterwards.
I now have a sausage sandwich and a coffee.
BEAT THAT, INTERNET!
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 8:59,
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This is good, I am glad. #goteamcrow
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 9:00,
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I'd like to say that if anyone has the chance to eat white chocolate and nougat ice cream with summer berries
DO IT!
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 9:06,
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Cor! That sounds nice.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 9:07,
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I'm not a fan of white chocolate normally but I fancied something different
I could have eaten the plate too, such was its wonderousness
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 9:10,
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white chocolate is shit and only eaten by benders
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 9:23,
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hiyaaaaa
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 9:24,
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*bentfives*
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 9:25,
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coooeeeee
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 9:27,
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fuck off
white chocolate is best of all teh chocolates.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 9:42,
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It clearly isnt
And I think that your foodwrong endorsement of white chocolate simply confirms my statement
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 9:47,
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I think you're confusing fact with opinion, for white chocolate is indeed teh bestest
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 9:48,
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ahh
my white (chocolate) knight
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 9:58,
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WRONG! As with all my food decisions, I eat things I like and whatever you think has no bearing on my personal choices.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 10:01,
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"Because I have a mind of my own. Don't I dear?"
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edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 1 Aug 2014, 10:07,
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lol
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 10:07,
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uh
huh
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 10:21,
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You have been around her for too long.
Chocolate in general is pretty shit but in order it goes:
High Cocoa dark chocolate
Milk
White
This has been proven scientifically
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 9:59,
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Well that can't be right, I like white chocolate the best.
Sometimes I wonder if you really *are* a racist.....
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 10:00,
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You are just anti science
You want to take us all back to the dark ages... If you deny the above you might as well deny electricity
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 10:04,
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On that basis white chocolate is better as it's a newer invention. I WIN!!!
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 10:05,
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Cock it
You found the only flaw.
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 10:09,
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I have granola :((((
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Kroney, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 9:00,
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I like granola
but 'tis no sausage sarnie
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 9:04,
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It's got dried fruit in it.
And she's making me go swimming. I swear to God this woman's trying to kill me.
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Kroney, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 9:11,
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Get a kebab for lunch
Keep those transfat levels up, old bean
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 9:13,
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plenty of fat in granola
granted it's healthier than a chocolate bar and got some good stuff in it, but you do see idiots chowing down on loads of it, and then moaning they haven't lost any weight. porridge is a much better way to get your oats.
but porridge is fucking rank.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 9:41,
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I like to wine and dine first before I get my oats
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 9:46,
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Good one.
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DBT became a fruitarian on, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 9:02,
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Ah well on to plan B
you will get that insurance pay out one way or another...
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 9:22,
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INORITE
That grand piano is taking some lifting
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 9:26,
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Hahaha
have to go with a cartoon ending... could I suggest some Acme rockets for Guy Fawkes
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 9:28,
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Splendid news for all! #TeamBovine
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 10:02,
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If you had to start a themed restaurant, what would you call it?
Celebrity backing optional.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 9:31,
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Have I Got Jews For You
Salt beef bagel shop
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 9:34,
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Little Chef
CRAAAAAANLEY!!!
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 9:34,
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Epic Phall
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 9:42,
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Served with puh-ohpadums
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 9:45,
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Gin'll Fix It
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 9:42,
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Scottish McDonalds.
Quarter pounder under every kilt.
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DBT became a fruitarian on, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 9:42,
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Carnivores Only
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 9:44,
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can see meat through the night
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 9:45,
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*runs to trademark office*
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 9:48,
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A steakhouse in Scotland
Aberdeen Rangus
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 9:46,
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An electrical themed pizza restaurant selling scottish laptops
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 9:47,
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McCurrys?
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 9:50,
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McBeef?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 9:53,
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Raggy?
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 9:55,
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Simon Cowell's House Of Bowels.
Specialises in offal, like.
Alan Sugar's Sweet Shop And Noncery
Nevermind The Bullocks Steakhouse
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 9:51,
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Brian FlapJacks Superstar Challenge
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 9:51,
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Stuart Hall's Suet Balls
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 9:52,
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Gok's Wok Around The Clock
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Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 1 Aug 2014, 9:53,
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Carl Froch's Wok Shop
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 9:56,
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Peter Duncan Donuts
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 9:57,
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Susan's Boyle In The Bag
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Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 1 Aug 2014, 9:57,
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Boyle in Oil
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 9:58,
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The Coathanger And Gin Bottle gastropub.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 9:58,
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A Conservative-party-themed pancake restaurant
'Posh tossers'
Liddlebiddapoliticsthere.
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Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 10:01,
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Only Food and Sauces
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 10:09,
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Nice!
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 10:10,
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Its sister off-licence
Rodney, You Plonker
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 10:12,
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Britneys' Shears Hair Salon
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 10:12,
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Jew Think Im Funny
Yiddish Joke Shop
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 10:14,
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A hip hop themed patisserie
House of Pain.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 10:19,
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After the health scares, Cordon Ramsays
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edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 1 Aug 2014, 10:20,
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I'd rather jack.
Tired. Hoping for a quick day then it's a full weekend with the better half. Our conflicting schedules have fucked up the past couple weeks.
I have weed and vodka.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 9:59,
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and spiced Lambs Rum
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 9:59,
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Beer, cider, shots of Patron, shots of tequila, weed, charlie, wine, wanking.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 10:02,
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Get you Patron on.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 10:09,
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i don't have a better half
frog does, mind.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 10:02,
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B3TH!!!! BULLYING!!!
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 10:04,
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Run tonight, curry + beer tomorrow
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 10:06,
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This'll be the last time we can get away as a family for a while, so no booze I think.
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DBT became a fruitarian on, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 10:06,
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Where's the fun in that?
There will be plenty of booze soaked nights in the pub I suppose.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 10:11,
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I think running a boozer isn't a drunken 24/7., be cutting right down there.
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DBT became a fruitarian on, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 10:14,
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I was mostly pissed for about ten years.
As were the owners.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 10:17,
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Different pubs, same company
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 10:17,
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hard teen pre core?
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 10:06,
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How big a tin?
I mean, a big tin's worth of rice makes a fuckload when cooked - bit too much for one person.
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Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 10:08,
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2 Chicken thighs for 4 lunches?
INSUFFICIENT LEVELS OF MEAT!
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Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 10:48,
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you can get tinned rice?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 10:19,
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that sounds better
i was imagining you chucking ambrosia rice pudding in there
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 10:23,
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milk for the rest of the measurements. and drink them both together
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 10:28,
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I made a thai chicken curry last night
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 10:14,
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again.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 10:15,
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I need my chillies to grow and I can be churning out green curry by the bucket
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 10:15,
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this sounds like you can't wait to shit yourself
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 10:20,
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I've seen plants with hundreds on.
I'm growing three different varieties, about 6 plants of each
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 10:26,
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They're multiplying
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 10:28,
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I get this.
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Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 1 Aug 2014, 10:35,
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That's not a very good joke.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 10:27,
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Try using chicken rather than scratch next time
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 10:26,
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I'm OK.
Although my new best mate has been telling all about how cannabis cures cancer, but no one is funding it because there's too many jobs on cacer research so they won't tell anyone.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 1 Aug 2014, 10:14,
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Oh man
Thats intents
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 10:15,
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ninja
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 10:15,
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Same for AIDS
It's to keep the population down also.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 10:15,
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No one wants to cure aids because it's keeping the gays down.
Surely helping home sexuality is a more effective form of pop. Control.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 1 Aug 2014, 10:17,
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My home sexuality and work sexuality are the same
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 10:18,
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If anything I'm even more sexual at work.
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Kroney, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 10:20,
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Yessssss
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 10:26,
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More the blacks, really.
You dirty hetties don't use condoms either.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 10:34,
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The only thing cannabis cures is motivation.
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Kroney, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 10:16,
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+anorexia
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 10:18,
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is your new friend the goat?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 10:23,
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You bessie is quite awesomely dim
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 10:27,
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Somebody's written "Go Vegan" with a heart on one of the pedestrian crossings, here.
I have a number of questions about the thought processes behind why this was done and why she (for only a woman would do this) thought it would be a helpful conversion tool. However, my questions are drowning under an almost overwhelming desire to pour thick, stinking bile all over an action that she no doubt thought was done with love.
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Kroney, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 10:15,
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^works in IT
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Kroney, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 10:15,
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alright benders
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 10:16,
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lil Plum.
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edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 1 Aug 2014, 10:22,
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my ears are ringing
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 10:28,
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Him heap big cheif
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 10:28,
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My b3ta stalking extends!
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 10:33,
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b3ta stalking Penis
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 10:46,
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Y'all wish.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 10:58,
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i reckon you'd do me over any of this lot
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 11:01,
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Because you have an arse like a boy.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 11:02,
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did you see that shop that was selling peaches dressed as arses?
dailycaller.com/2014/07/31/peaches-in-panties/#!nothing disturbing to see here...
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 11:06,
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No I did not see that shop that was selling peaches dressed as arses.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 11:10,
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I like arses.
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DBT became a fruitarian on, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 11:18,
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I could eat a peach for hours
/film
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 11:19,
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grab my shaft, pull my horn
When it's hard in the early morn.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 11:21,
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I reckon so too.
*flutters eyelashes*
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 11:08,
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who would be your second choice?
a bit of pink trousered ferret mayhem? a bit of steamy samurai top knot action? a bit of fellow geordie lovin'? a monk with a metal face?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 11:09,
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Edgy
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 11:11,
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Suicide.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 11:16,
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or all of the above, depending on how much I'd drank
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 11:17,
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haha!
SLAYYYYG
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 11:18,
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Would someone other than Gary Cranley, Gayham Angrily, Jaysum, Doctor Shitman or Greames Dad please start a new thread.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 11:35,
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Can we add Jay and the Doc to this list as well.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 11:36,
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DONE
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 11:37,
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and me
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 11:41,
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