morning

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 17 Sep 2014, 7:32, 34 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

Whoa, why does it say 4 replies?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 17 Sep 2014, 8:55, Reply)

delete this please

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 17 Sep 2014, 8:55, Reply)

We all have you on 2.0

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 17 Sep 2014, 8:56, Reply)

FINALLY

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 17 Sep 2014, 9:03, Reply)

some cunt deleted please

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 17 Sep 2014, 8:56, Reply)

Deletion is for loooooosers

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 17 Sep 2014, 9:06, Reply)

I'm pretty excited about rob's candle day
I just know he'll pull something special out of the bag for this one!
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 17 Sep 2014, 8:57, Reply)

hopefully he'll ban everyone, kill himself, then delete b3ta

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 17 Sep 2014, 8:58, Reply)

just sent him a kyadyw card

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 17 Sep 2014, 9:01, Reply)

Isn't he married to a Kardashian?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 17 Sep 2014, 9:05, Reply)

I don't get it

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 17 Sep 2014, 9:10, Reply)

Have you tried having a wash and making less dr who references ?

(Mr Udagawa, Wed 17 Sep 2014, 9:13, Reply)

sorry fewer

(Mr Udagawa, Wed 17 Sep 2014, 9:15, Reply)

I'm going to go full retard on Asda this morning

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 17 Sep 2014, 8:59, Reply)

'Spazda'

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 17 Sep 2014, 9:01, Reply)

Asda is like the obesity wing of a mental asylum

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 17 Sep 2014, 9:02, Reply)

I had a go at them last week as I'm sick of getting unavailable items on my delivery
They basically said it was my fault as I didn't want substitute items. The latest delivery was missing 10% of my total shopping.

RANT MODE
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 17 Sep 2014, 9:05, Reply)

Do your own shopping you lazy fuck
/ac
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 17 Sep 2014, 9:07, Reply)

Or go to Waitrose, where you encounter a better class of shopper

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 17 Sep 2014, 9:07, Reply)

Or hire a reliable manservant to do it for you.

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 17 Sep 2014, 9:14, Reply)

Yeah
I'll pay £5 for a fucking onion
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 17 Sep 2014, 9:30, Reply)

Melons are better for that

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 17 Sep 2014, 9:31, Reply)

but onions are better at making eyes weep

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 17 Sep 2014, 9:41, Reply)

best substitution ever
twitter.com/John_Goodger/status/510355028897726464
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 17 Sep 2014, 9:07, Reply)

This was used in the conversation!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 17 Sep 2014, 9:25, Reply)

In Soviet Asda, food orders you.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 17 Sep 2014, 9:20, Reply)

i'll gaz you a lawyer's top tip

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 17 Sep 2014, 9:38, Reply)

Last time I was in Asda (kind of an accident)
I felt so disgusted with myself that I went straight home and donated £100 to Mind.
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Wed 17 Sep 2014, 9:13, Reply)

PLAY ON ASTROTURF
Astroturf is a hallucinogenic herb for sale on the
internet at £20 for a few grams.

A user says, "I went outdoors, took off my clothes,
and lay on my trampoline in the sun for about four
hours."

It's legal, and you can buy it here:
www.ganja.co.uk/

Read more about peoples experiences:
www.magic-mint.com/report/index.html
(Captain Give-A-Fuck #internetpals4eva, Wed 17 Sep 2014, 9:15, Reply)