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As well as traditional books I am a fan of the comic book/graphic novel medium
What "interesting" fact about you proves you are a sad sad wanker?

Alt. My mate frog (not that one) likes to be pissed on by his missus during sexeh times. He thinks this is perfectly fine between two consenting adults. I'm inclined to agree but it would be a step too far for me. How far is too far in your opinion?
(, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 10:06, 120 replies, latest was 10 years ago)
I have a collection of novelty Mr Potatohead toys.
'Too far' would be receiving anal.
(, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 10:08, Reply)
I bought the Walking Dead compendium and enjoyed that. Keep meaning to buy the 2nd one
I like reading shitty spy/crime books

Alt:
Being pissed on doesn't really appeal
(, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 10:09, Reply)
I subscribe to The Walking Dead
Its a good read.
(, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 10:10, Reply)
Its good to see the differences between the comic and the series

(, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 10:12, Reply)
Is it a vampire thing?

(, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 10:15, Reply)
Zombie innit

(, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 10:19, Reply)
nommy zombies?

(, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 10:20, Reply)
They do like a good chew on people, yes

(, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 10:52, Reply)
Nah, its set in the aftermath of a Zombie Apocalypse
It works because they've already lost, theres no "How do we defeat the zombies" and mostly its humans who kill the other survivors.
(, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 10:20, Reply)
That's right up my alley.

(, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 10:25, Reply)
I'd recommend you watch the series as soon as possible

(, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 10:47, Reply)
I love star trek.
Too much. I know the Cardassian secret service is called the Obsidian Order. And the "Bonnie" out of Knight Rider was in an episode of TNG called Angel One.

Alt: Giving Dozer anal would be "too far".
(, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 10:11, Reply)
But anything up to giving Dozer anal would be fine?

(, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 10:12, Reply)
Never say never is my motto.

(, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 10:13, Reply)
Every hole and all that

(, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 10:14, Reply)
Except for Dozer.

(, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 10:15, Reply)
I can't imagine you as a Star Trek fan
apart from your username, obv.
(, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 10:13, Reply)
All sci-fi, mate.
Dr Who. Continuum. Quantum Leap. Most of it is gash but I'll give it a go and see.
(, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 10:14, Reply)
You fucking nerd

(, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 10:16, Reply)
i am surprised, i thought he was a normal one

(, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 10:17, Reply)
When did alcoholism become normal?

(, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 10:23, Reply)
He says with no sense of irony.

(, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 10:24, Reply)
The needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few.
Or the one.
(, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 10:21, Reply)
Book tokens.

(, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 10:12, Reply)
In answer to everything.

(, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 10:12, Reply)
hahahahaha

(, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 10:12, Reply)
What are they?

(, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 10:12, Reply)
Those things on the back of books with the stripes and numbers
you cut them out and take them to WHSmith an you get a free book
(, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 10:17, Reply)
Vegetable garden
alt: I don't get the pissing thing. Too far is anywhere north of Oxford
(, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 10:15, Reply)
*veg fives*

(, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 10:20, Reply)
i pulled up my purple carrots yesterday, they are some strange shapes but taste great
I've been genuinely surprised just how good hoe grown tastes, tomatoes particularly
(, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 10:25, Reply)
The only disappointment I had was the courgettes.
They were a bit woody.
(, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 10:26, Reply)
Really? mine were great and so easy to grow

(, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 10:27, Reply)
I maybe didn't water them enough.

(, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 10:29, Reply)
My courgettes all failed
:o(

Tomatoes are nom, as were the peas, the carrots, the parsnips, the garlic and the onions. I might pull up the rest of the beetroot this weekend and pickle it.

My chilli plants are starting to grow proper chillies now! JOY!
(, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 10:29, Reply)
I think my beetroot is probably ready as well, not sure what I'll do with it yet
Purple broccoli has been the biggest disappointment, the plants are enormous and have produced fuck out florettes
(, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 10:32, Reply)
You can eat the leaves.

(, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 10:35, Reply)
they have been ravaged by caterpillars

(, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 10:36, Reply)
Only the young ones
They get tough
(, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 10:43, Reply)
Bit Noncey

(, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 10:53, Reply)
Courgettes and tomatoes are fucking rank and should stop pretending to be vegetables
As for the carrots, the parsnips, the garlic and the onions, carry on.
(, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 10:33, Reply)
Tomatoes are all of the win
good bruschetta is one of life's great pleasures
(, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 10:37, Reply)
Tomatoes are ok smushed up in to a paste and used as an ingredient in cooking
Raw, whole or in chunks are disgusting
(, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 10:42, Reply)
Peej speaks for me on all tomato related matters

(, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 10:54, Reply)
I must confess to rather liking my tomatoes
I fucking hate the watery tasteless shite ones you normally get though
(, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 10:55, Reply)
I chopped a couple up and scrambled them into some eggs last weekend
It was really good!
(, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 10:44, Reply)
Hoe grown?
Ladies of the night would certainly bring a little joi de vivre to the allotments. Although I can't see the Percy Thrower types strutting between the raised beds in the full velvet suit and fur coat...
(, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 10:35, Reply)
hello blue namer, who are you?

(, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 10:40, Reply)
#bafrkru

(, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 10:55, Reply)
^#bafr legend^

(, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 10:57, Reply)
*makes embarrassed gang-style gestures with hands*

(, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 10:59, Reply)
*fist bump high five confusion leads to shaking fist*

(, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 11:00, Reply)
No growth hormones used.
Making flavour more concentrated within the smaller veg. Home grown stuff is great. I miss having a garden.
(, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 10:42, Reply)
this^
My veg beds are made of recycled old bricks and next doors oak roof trusses that I saved from the skip. Cost me a couple of bags of cement. All the old rocks, mortar and shit paving stones went in as drainage and two bins full of ash from burning all the crap in the garden in too. In total I probably spent about £10
(, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 10:46, Reply)
Yeh but veg is pointless. All it does is take up valuable meat room on the plate.

(, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 10:48, Reply)
also, comics are for children and the childish

(, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 10:16, Reply)
I met my girlfriend on internet dating website 'beeta'

(, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 10:16, Reply)
Ha ha, frog's got a girlfriend GAY!

(, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 10:17, Reply)
AM NOT

(, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 10:21, Reply)
Duh! Its pronounced bee-three-tee-ay!

(, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 10:18, Reply)
Ha ha i trolled you into saying that you sad sad wanker

(, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 10:21, Reply)
HA! You walked right in to my trap! Because AKSHULLY I was trolling you!

(, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 10:23, Reply)
#switcheroo

(, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 10:26, Reply)
Everything you already know about me.
Alt: I prefer to save any shame and regret about going too far until afterwards.
(, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 10:17, Reply)
Lolling at povvo Northerns here
www.telegraph.co.uk/finance/economics/11136151/Mapped-here-are-the-richest-places-in-every-part-of-England-and-Wales.html
(, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 10:19, Reply)
Whitley Bay FTW

(, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 10:21, Reply)
you wanna move north to Northumberland, they're doing much better

(, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 10:25, Reply)
My street is right in the middle of the red

(, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 10:27, Reply)
Blackpool was the most gyppo place I could find @ £560/wk

(, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 10:30, Reply)
and that's the RICHEST people...

(, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 10:30, Reply)
To Cramlington?
Get fucked
(, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 10:31, Reply)
The Cornwall one is bollocks

(, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 10:21, Reply)
£680 a week?
Fucking gyppoes.
(, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 10:23, Reply)
£860 for my bit

(, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 10:27, Reply)
You beat F-Town by a tenner.

(, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 10:28, Reply)
F-Town letting teh side down AGAIN

(, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 10:29, Reply)
Winchester is only a grand innit

(, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 10:33, Reply)
I've got my euromillions tciket for tonight
so an extra £80m willing flooding in tomotrrow
(, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 10:35, Reply)
Something about doing the lottery being 'ghastly'
I've done the work syndicate and a sly couple on the side just for me.
(, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 10:37, Reply)
Do you watch the draw, clutching your ticket hopefully, before switching over to x factor?

(, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 10:38, Reply)
yes, but you forgot the weeping

(, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 10:39, Reply)
All eyes in the household expectantly staring at the screen, in the hope of finally escaping rented hell.

(, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 10:40, Reply)
if you want to see desperation, watch the BBC program about people trading from home, delusional

(, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 10:41, Reply)
Whats your biggest seller on ebay?

(, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 10:42, Reply)
old copies of Bunty

(, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 10:43, Reply)
Youve prompted me to get a couple of euromillions tickets in, I'd love to be one of those undeserving winners, get a couple of pictures in the sun next to a Bentley with the plate 'Toff1' Fackin laavley

(, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 10:45, Reply)
Cran 1 ftw

(, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 10:47, Reply)
CR4N BRTDN

(, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 10:50, Reply)
FR13ND

(, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 10:52, Reply)
northern povvo^

(, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 10:28, Reply)
Is it before or after tax?

(, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 10:30, Reply)
dunno
before I suspect
(, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 10:31, Reply)
Ahh OK

(, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 10:32, Reply)
Well Cornwall has a low population
but several celebrity rich types live down here. The area for £640 for example is a big mass of nothingness with a few little villages dotted around. It only takes one guy earning over a million a year to skew the average.
(, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 10:30, Reply)
you people basically live on change

(, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 10:24, Reply)
Pretty much
but you can still buy a weeks shopping and a house here for less than a fiver.
(, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 10:25, Reply)
Petrol is more expensive.

(, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 10:26, Reply)
or "burny fire water" as the Kernow massive call it

(, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 10:27, Reply)
If you can get to the gay-rage during the 20 mins they are open per day.
It cracks be up they way the villages get one chip van a week on a fixed night.
(, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 10:31, Reply)
I just filled up at 121 a lr for unleaded at the 24 hour garage 2 minutes drive from my house.
How much is the burny fire water in The Village?
(, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 10:34, Reply)
upset^

(, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 10:36, Reply)
Cranset!

(, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 10:37, Reply)
It was a genuine question though

(, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 10:37, Reply)
124.9 for me

(, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 10:39, Reply)
Diesel is 1.28.

(, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 10:42, Reply)
Sorry wouldn't know about that. My 2JZ-GTE Engine runs on petrol

(, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 10:46, Reply)
What's that in? A Supra?

(, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 10:48, Reply)
Nah, shoehorned it in to my Polo innit

(, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 10:52, Reply)
Ha!
I get it for a quid a litre off pikeys in my local pub carpark.
(, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 10:51, Reply)
We are talking about car fuel, not pikey jizz.

(, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 10:59, Reply)
Tesco and Sains in Helston
are 1.299 and 1.289 respectively.

4p a litre dearer than London.
(, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 10:45, Reply)
Helston is a shit, navy bumboy infested hole of a town. They should charge double for the fuel there.

(, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 10:47, Reply)
There is nowhere near Camborne charging less.
According to the internet.
(, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 10:49, Reply)
Well What can I say? I paid 121 at Camborne tesco for unleaded. probably got the receipt in the car still
Though I must admit it wasn't today it was last week
(, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 10:53, Reply)
124.9

(, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 10:52, Reply)
64.7 for LPG at ASDA
or 62.9 if I want to get my card cloned at the dodgy estate garage down the road...
(, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 11:01, Reply)
If only there were a way to use folding bits of paper to pay for things

(, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 11:10, Reply)
Mules don't run on petrol though.

(, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 10:27, Reply)
They do if you light it

(, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 10:28, Reply)
The Horsleys are the highest earning villages near Guildford.
This news would surprise nobody from the area.
(, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 10:49, Reply)

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