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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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quiet today, are we all doing actual work? Talking of w***, what's the longest you've been between jobs for?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 10:17, 207 replies, latest was 10 years ago)
1 month paid

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 10:17, Reply)
Not bad.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 10:20, Reply)
what can I say, I'm not some kind of useless cunt

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 10:23, Reply)
What about your gapyar?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 10:31, Reply)
I wasn't counting before Uni
anyway I worked hard for and during my gapyar
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 10:37, Reply)
i am, totally exhausted after back to back 1am finishes, stupid job
never. my dad made me work for him from 14-18, then i worked holidays through university from 18-21, went full-time from 21-23, worked holidays there whilst doing law degree, joined law firm at 25, never had more than 2 days between jobs since.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 10:21, Reply)
you have maternity leave to look forward to though

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 10:23, Reply)
Great, nice to know the broodiness has been sated:)

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 10:26, Reply)
fuck that shit
nobody with nieces and nephews would fuck their life up like that.

frog and i have 8 between us.

that's 8 warnings to use 8 condoms every time.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 10:27, Reply)
^ broody

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 10:29, Reply)
The clock ticking is palpable in almost every post

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 10:30, Reply)
tick followed tock followed tick followed tock

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 10:32, Reply)
she ovulates
it's what she does
and I'll tell you what
tick followed tock followed tick followed tock followed tick
Frogs says I don't care who you are
here's to our dream
the old spinsters return to the bar
HERE'S TO YOU SWIPEY
and the fat b3tan spanked his cock with all his heart

here's to waiting
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 10:43, Reply)
Moby Prick

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 10:44, Reply)
chicken fucker

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 10:46, Reply)
That made me cry :'(((

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 10:46, Reply)
are you on your period?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 10:46, Reply)
I'm feeling very needy too.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 10:47, Reply)
^ has to buy second hamsters to feel the touch of another living being ^

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 10:41, Reply)
He has Mrs Dozer.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 10:42, Reply)
haven't we all

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 10:44, Reply)
hey, I have a cat as well

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 10:43, Reply)
Get him to have the snip.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 10:30, Reply)
you can do that for him
we'll come to the pub for lunch
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 10:42, Reply)
I can suggest a good vet?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 10:44, Reply)
i don't want to neuter lemmy
he's a very handsome little recessive pied
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 10:57, Reply)
How is lemmy?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 11:09, Reply)
he's so cute
he came out and sat on top of the boxing tube this morning, singing away. he likes it up there. how are jenny and jimmy?
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 11:30, Reply)
The what?
Boxing tube? Oh, punching bag.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 11:42, Reply)
^ 'Immerses herself in her career' to try to keep the broody voices at bay ^

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 8 Oct 2014, 11:05, Reply)
Women need to breed to be whole, this is medical fact.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 11:10, Reply)
You're the doc, Doc.

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 8 Oct 2014, 11:16, Reply)
A lot of the time though when they breed it ruins their hole

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 11:16, Reply)
Not that I have much time for Robbie Williams
but I did appreciate his comment about "it felt like watching my favourite pub burn down".
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 8 Oct 2014, 11:21, Reply)
Caesarian innit.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 11:23, Reply)
Sunroof

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 11:24, Reply)
^ has to pretend to love his kids because he has fucked up by not sheathing up ^

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 11:30, Reply)
^ Dead inside ^

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 8 Oct 2014, 13:39, Reply)
I've been mega-busy with work for the last 2 months and I fecking hate it.
Never really been between jobs at all.

Left school and had a job before starting uni. When I was at uni I had a job during the Christmas and Summer holidays.

Was out of work for maybe 2 months between graduating and starting my first job. Was there a few years and then finished there on the Friday and started here on the Monday. Been here nearly 20 years now.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 8 Oct 2014, 10:24, Reply)
seven years :'(

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 10:26, Reply)
Really
that's fucking shit
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 11:10, Reply)
Was that a lot of restructioning going on

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 11:11, Reply)
no, just havin a lol

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 11:16, Reply)
I've worked since I was 17 without a single day between jobs

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 10:26, Reply)
How many hours have you spent on b3ta?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 10:31, Reply)
Far too many

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 10:44, Reply)
Never mind all that, where's my cup of tea?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 10:31, Reply)
It's ok, I've got it now
Could do with a snack as well though
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 10:48, Reply)
i have some choclate digestives

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 10:50, Reply)
I want some samosas or summat like that

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 10:52, Reply)
I have crusty batches, pastrami and three types of tomatoes

(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 10:55, Reply)
captain placid likes pastrami, tomatoes, ham, cheese.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 11:08, Reply)
Damn!
I should have thought of that!!
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 11:15, Reply)
I've pretty much always worked, got a job within months of leaving school at 16 and worked pretty much since, 'cept when super sick, like, with operations and shit.
Even when I was about 10 I worked in my Dad's shops on a saturday 'cus paying me is cheaper than a babysitter; plus, I enjoyed it.

I tried like 3 times to claim sick-pay, but I always ended up giving up 'cus the system is too complicated for me.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 10:36, Reply)
do you mean benefits?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 10:37, Reply)
yah

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 10:38, Reply)
not sick pay then

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 10:42, Reply)
Well, no, the payment you get for being sick, rather than for job seekers.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 10:46, Reply)
incapacity benefit?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 10:51, Reply)
Yah', something like that.
They need to do some kind of half-way one, if they don't already, donno... like for those who can do part-time or whatever.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 10:58, Reply)
The benefit system is a nightmare.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 10:41, Reply)
YOUR FACE is a nightmare

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 10:43, Reply)
Shut up frog.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 10:46, Reply)
well we hardly want to make it easy for the feckless pricks

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 10:47, Reply)
Do you write for the Mail?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 10:49, Reply)
nah

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 10:50, Reply)

www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2014/oct/06/benefits-corporate-welfare-research-public-money-businesses?CMP=twt_gu
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 10:53, Reply)
tl:dr

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 11:00, Reply)
but you receive child benefit

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 10:53, Reply)
no, my kids do
either way it's just them giving me some of my money back
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 10:55, Reply)
no, you do, it is paid to parents.
It's a state benefit.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 11:01, Reply)
on behalf of my kids
I'd happily receive a tax cut equivalent to the value of the benefit. Far more efficient
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 11:04, Reply)
not for parents at the bottom of the scale
And not for HMRC either.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 11:06, Reply)
why should I pay for some povvo's ghastly crotch fruit who will most likely grow up to be
track suit wearing, chain smoking drains on society?
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 11:08, Reply)
because you live in the UK and that's what happens

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 11:09, Reply)
i didn't vote for it

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 11:10, Reply)
tough shit
Welcome to democracy.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 11:14, Reply)
sounds like I'm being forced into something i don't wanna do
sounds a bit like a dictatorship
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 11:17, Reply)
nah m8, parliamentary democracy innit

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 11:21, Reply)
I'd love that.
Currently I just pay the tax and the ex-wife gets the benefit.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 8 Oct 2014, 11:06, Reply)
it makes sense to remove benefits for more affluent people and tax them less

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 11:08, Reply)
no, it doesn't

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 11:08, Reply)
yes it does, it'll remove the adminstration costs involved in collecting the money, processing it and then giving it back
simplify maaan
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 11:10, Reply)
no, it really doesn't

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 11:14, Reply)
yes it does

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 11:18, Reply)
no, it doesn't.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 11:20, Reply)
i can get on board with this

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 11:28, Reply)
Seems to me, and this might be a bit Daily Mail, but the only way into the system is if you're dishonest.
But on the other hand I was watching this "Benefits House: 26 kids" thing the other day, and that life ain't or me. I like my luxouries.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 10:48, Reply)
I am, had the boss chatting about some upcoming work and then blooblooing about his current stuff
Jobless: 8 or 9 weeks - after getting the heave-ho as a consultant as I didn't want to take contracts in Liverpool or Glasgow, I sat about for a month revelling in the not-work-ness. Then it took me about a month to find a new job after that.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 10:40, Reply)
3 weeks
That was after moving to Cheshire, never been without one since, even if a couple were a bit shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 10:41, Reply)
Twice in my life, for a couple months each time
You cant live on dole money
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 10:56, Reply)
your parents managed it

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 10:59, Reply)
My Dad worked all his life, you monger.
My Mam has severe epilepsy so can't work. But thanks for your inpur
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 11:18, Reply)
At least you ended up normal despite having disabled parents.

(Mr Udagawa, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 11:19, Reply)
a minimum wage binman dad and a foam helmet eppy mum, and they get a homo cretin for a son.
God really is a prick, innee?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 11:23, Reply)
In relative terms he's the success story of his North East Council estate

(Mr Udagawa, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 11:24, Reply)
it's why he got headhunted for his team leader job at ppiclaimz4u

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 11:26, Reply)
My dad worked for the DSS. If he was still there I would have got him to up your tax, Stilton.

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 11:28, Reply)
yeah, he couldn't have done that, potatoface

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 11:29, Reply)
True, he only did high profile accounts

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 11:31, Reply)
high profile in the benefits office?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 11:32, Reply)
but enough about you

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 11:28, Reply)
hey, I'm not a cretin

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 11:29, Reply)
LIES ON THE INTERNET!!!

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 11:30, Reply)
^ cretin on the internet

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 11:31, Reply)
Im more popular than you, Plummy

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 11:34, Reply)
You're one of the best here

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 11:36, Reply)
not exactly a claim to fame, is it, tattyheid?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 11:38, Reply)
^ less popular than a fat gay potato prole
Ever thought about going into politics?
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 11:42, Reply)
oh lol
it thinks it's people
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 11:31, Reply)
battered is your mum lol#

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 11:23, Reply)
bit harsh, friend

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 11:24, Reply)
Just had my first instant stepping! Is there some sort of medal or something?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 11:25, Reply)
you still seem to be here though

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 11:26, Reply)
A red page came up, saying I'd be allowed back in0seconds, I had to click I'm very sorry. I clicked, and ended up in /talk. I feel dirty.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 11:30, Reply)
what reason were you given?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 11:31, Reply)
Real names thingie.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 11:32, Reply)
Yeah Dave don't like being called Dave, mate, you should know that.

(Mr Udagawa, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 11:34, Reply)
I've had a gaz message from the forum moderators about his threatening behavior, troo story

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 11:38, Reply)
This runs deeper than I'd ever possibly imagined.

(Mr Udagawa, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 11:41, Reply)
I've had to 2.0 him, sad times, these threats and trolling are too much for me :(
As teh modz say:
I'm sure they thought it was a trivial thing, but using someone's name like that is threatening as it means they've gone looking for something to use.
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 11:44, Reply)
You've affected him for sure.
It's all a bit stalky if you ask me.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 11:48, Reply)
he's a dangerous mental case m8, keep clear.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 11:49, Reply)
why aren't you dead?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 11:27, Reply)
How if you are still here?
Im sure you had one or 2 as Bear Pookie.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 11:29, Reply)
ffs, I was Rory, I think.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 11:31, Reply)
You don't ave the finesse to be rory

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 11:32, Reply)
About 4 months.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 8 Oct 2014, 11:34, Reply)
You still doing the pac testing?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 11:35, Reply)
pthc testing more like!

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 11:38, Reply)
pact coffee testing more like

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 11:40, Reply)
This is why I keep getting Nakers and Dozer confused
i.imgur.com/XFFAIo3.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 11:42, Reply)
i dont get it

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 11:43, Reply)
Clown feet and pastel colours

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 11:44, Reply)
I saw a cracking dozer/nakers hybrid on the tube yesterday
Turquoise polo shirt, popped collars; lilac, v-necked jumper; dark purple trousers, flat cap.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 11:49, Reply)
Sounds like a right cunt.

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 11:53, Reply)
flat cap and aviators is one of my signature looks

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 11:59, Reply)
i did tell frog to stay in the flat

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 12:01, Reply)
just booked this place with a client (their choice) but looks rather nice and i don't even eat chicken
whyteandbrown.com/
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 11:55, Reply)
I don't like the decor

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 11:56, Reply)
don't you? i quite like that big airy window thing

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 11:59, Reply)
Ahh not postmodern bedsit enough for you eh

(Mr Udagawa, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 11:59, Reply)
get your own jokes, Al. You never even spoke to me before your shit rory persona.

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 12:09, Reply)

eat fuck
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 11:58, Reply)
well, who does?

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 11:58, Reply)
hi!

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 12:02, Reply)
I have also once eaten out with people related to my work.

(Baggenfrock get fucked, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 11:58, Reply)
yeah right
like anybody would let you near a client. you are incapable of saying anything interesting.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 11:59, Reply)
he means, CEOP intercepted him in a branch of Burger King

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 12:01, Reply)
and 7-zark-7 made the arrest?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 12:31, Reply)

with
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 12:03, Reply)
Christ on a bike
Wooden platters ffs! How very 1975
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 11:59, Reply)
it's nice to find a client who doesn't go, woohoo they're paying, let's spend a fortune

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 12:00, Reply)
Lucky you

(Baggenfrock get fucked, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 12:05, Reply)
what would you know?
you have a shit job and a shit life, soz.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 12:12, Reply)
nandos is better

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 12:00, Reply)
Nandos is shit
the first time i went we sat there for 20 minutes wondering why no one was conming to take an order
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 12:03, Reply)
flidiot^

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 12:03, Reply)
i dunno, it's a "restaurant" i expect table service

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 12:05, Reply)
It's chicken and chips for a fiver or whatever, what did you expect you fucking great twit?

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 12:03, Reply)
it was my first time

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 12:05, Reply)
I've been twice!!! I think it's good for what it is.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 12:06, Reply)
^ this ^
i had tasty salad with feta cheese and ratatouille and some spicy chips. it was quick and easy and cheap. fuck chicken though. who wants that shit?
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 12:06, Reply)
CHICKEN STARTER AND CHICKEN MAIN FTW

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 12:07, Reply)
THIS^

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 12:13, Reply)
Nandos is for pikeys and asians.
Which are you?
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 12:05, Reply)
and blacks

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 12:05, Reply)
Fuck off you boring fat chode.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 12:05, Reply)
^ upset

(Baggenfrock get fucked, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 12:06, Reply)
You're not very good at this m8

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 12:07, Reply)
neither are you

(Baggenfrock get fucked, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 12:08, Reply)
k

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 12:09, Reply)

chode racist
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 12:07, Reply)
The jerk burger sounds nice.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 12:01, Reply)
Are you calling Dave a jerk?

(Mr Udagawa, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 12:02, Reply)
Better gaz my mod pals again, he hasn't learnt his lesson

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 12:02, Reply)
Better screenie before he deletes mate

(Mr Udagawa, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 12:03, Reply)
I don't know where he got my surname from, that's the weird bit.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 12:04, Reply)
gigalos4u

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 12:08, Reply)
I use a stage name on that though.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 12:09, Reply)
Dave Tinycock isn't your real name?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 12:13, Reply)
IT'S 'IRONIC'

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 12:13, Reply)
Knifey Spoons

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 12:14, Reply)
His real name's Dave Hamstercock

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 12:15, Reply)
MODS!!!

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 12:15, Reply)
All the beer over a fiver, chicken burger £11
Sounds like your kind of place.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 12:03, Reply)
it's on carnaby street
that's cheep for lunch out around there (see what i did there)
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 12:08, Reply)
Beers over a fiver!
For 'wheelnut and pomegranate-infused wheat beer with a hint of international date line'.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 12:15, Reply)
I have worked without any gaps since I got my first paper round.

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 12:23, Reply)

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