Apparently one of the corpses from MH17 had an oxygen mask on.
This means that they didn't die instantly and probably had a rather disturbing journey to the ground.

If you were in this situation, how would you spend those precious few last moments - praying, crying, wanking, playing flappy bird on your phone?

Alt: I hope you all die in plane crashes.
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Thu 9 Oct 2014, 18:24, 13 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

drinking and smoking
if I can get to the duty free trolley in time
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Thu 9 Oct 2014, 18:28, Reply)

Kick the door open and jump out, then fashion a parachute from my cagoule on the way down

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 9 Oct 2014, 18:32, Reply)

You have a cagoule?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 9 Oct 2014, 18:34, Reply)

No

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 9 Oct 2014, 18:36, Reply)

I'd allegedly use real names on B3ta, then sincerely apologise to get my steppjng lifted. A suitable useofmy last minutes alive.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 9 Oct 2014, 18:33, Reply)

Ha ha still upset!!!

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 9 Oct 2014, 18:34, Reply)

You're not allowed to use b3ta on planes. Fucks with the instruments.

(Baggenfrock get fucked, Thu 9 Oct 2014, 18:34, Reply)

I'd have a piss in the sickbag then.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 9 Oct 2014, 18:41, Reply)

UPSET LEVEL: CRANLEY
Texts imminent
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 9 Oct 2014, 18:46, Reply)

Nobody plays flappy bird anymore.
Consequently, people *do* still adopt this moniker to YM
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 9 Oct 2014, 18:45, Reply)