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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Last week at this job, guess I'll not be on here at the new one. Make the most of me

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(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 11:18, 77 replies, latest was 10 years ago)
Mods, ban this user please

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 11:18, Reply)
i don't see what the big issue is

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 11:19, Reply)
The Big Issue is a street newspaper published in four continents; it is written by professional journalists and sold by homeless individuals, and was founded by John Bird and Gordon Roddick in September 1991.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 11:20, Reply)
It's known as 'Bag Assue' in Glasgow.

(Baggenfrock get fucked, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 11:23, Reply)
In Glasgow it's known as "a duvet".

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 11:32, Reply)
Its what stunned puts on his foot

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 11:28, Reply)
It's what my fake papier mache foot is made from.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 11:35, Reply)
Way to ruin my bigger shoe Joke Stunned Poster.

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 11:36, Reply)
Call centres are like the new workhouses.
I feel for you bro.
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 11:20, Reply)
shut up jason

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 11:20, Reply)
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(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 11:20, Reply)
I thought it was you at first and was surprised to see the announcement of a new job.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 11:22, Reply)
I don't need a new job, I had a pay rise instead, so I can fool myself into thinking I'm happy and fulfilled here for a bit longer now.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 11:23, Reply)
Well done you

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 11:24, Reply)
Actually it's not really a pay rise, I just have more money from changing my travel arrangements, but I'm hoping for a bit extra when I've been here 2 years next week, maybe, got 20% last year.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 11:38, Reply)
I had a shitty 2% rise this month, bringing it up to 4% for the year. Still more money is better than no more money.

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 11:29, Reply)
When i start my new job my pay will have risen by 18% in 12 months
I hope this somehow makes you feels better
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 11:32, Reply)
My pay has gone up 50.3% since I started 7 years ago. I can't complain too much really as I haven't had to move jobs.
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(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 11:35, Reply)
My pay has gone up 400% in 10 years.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 11:37, Reply)
My pay has gone up 12,653 % in 19 years.

(Baggenfrock get fucked, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 11:39, Reply)
Paper round lols

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 11:39, Reply)
That was the idea, yes.

(Baggenfrock get fucked, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 11:41, Reply)
Same job?
Because over 10 years mines gone up fuck loads because I had a shit job 10 years ago
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 11:39, Reply)
This sub thread is making me sad.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 11:42, Reply)
Same job.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 11:51, Reply)
Well, same company.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 11:52, Reply)
the important thing is I didn't squash it

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 11:22, Reply)
"Good lad"

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 11:22, Reply)
you said that last time
you lasted 24 hours
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 11:23, Reply)
pfft it was several weeks
member back in September when I was on hols and didn't post for a couple of weeks? It'll be like that, but FOREVER
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 11:26, Reply)
:'(

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 11:27, Reply)
ITBOH

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 11:28, Reply)
you'll be on the train EVERY NIGHT

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 11:29, Reply)
+cans

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 11:30, Reply)
perhaps, but the days will be long empty wastelands of Baggen fock "jokes" and AA anecotes

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 11:35, Reply)
someone will have butchered baggenfock for stupidity by then

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 11:40, Reply)
BEGGENFOCK FOR TOP MOD

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 11:41, Reply)
baggington b has me on 2.0

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 12:00, Reply)
he must have found out you were older than 12
and of non-english origin
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 12:02, Reply)
#TEAMBENTSPASTIC

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 11:30, Reply)
Kim Jong Un just has a massive boil on his nose and he's embarrassed to go out. My mate Dave told me

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 11:47, Reply)
Please delete Frog's real name, Phil

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 11:57, Reply)
Nah, it was a different Dave

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 12:06, Reply)
Typical Ian, fucking drama queen.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 12:07, Reply)
#whispypaedobeard

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 12:11, Reply)
oh nice
i.imgur.com/6lZreYv.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 11:53, Reply)
Thats not a nice arse at all.

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 11:55, Reply)
I am really very disappointed.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 11:58, Reply)
Hang on! Crap arse, ginger hair!
Its all becoming clear to me!
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 11:58, Reply)
excuse me, i have an excellent arse
it's way better than your face
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 12:01, Reply)
Whoa whoa whoa! Who said I was talking about you!

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 12:06, Reply)
That's a picture of me.

(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 13 Oct 2014, 12:07, Reply)
i was just pointing out the obvious

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 12:21, Reply)
That you're ginger?

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 12:26, Reply)
>:(

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 12:31, Reply)
Maybe you have Ebola?

(Baggenfrock get fucked, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 11:58, Reply)
What is this?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 12:14, Reply)
i was looking for a picture i'd seen on reddit about your new job
then i saw that, and thought it was better
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 12:22, Reply)
how does that picture relate to my new job?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 12:23, Reply)
it doesn't
i thought you'd appreciate that one more.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 12:29, Reply)
Why would you not be on here at the new job?
You're not going to get any less stupid or lazy.
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 13 Oct 2014, 11:57, Reply)
this^

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 12:00, Reply)
Will you have Internet access when you're a janitor?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 12:13, Reply)
Dunno. Probably. I know I get a desk.

(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 13 Oct 2014, 12:23, Reply)
why would you need a desk? surely you just need a mop cupboard

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 12:26, Reply)
I dunno ape, but I'll be sure to get a workstation assessment.

(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 13 Oct 2014, 12:29, Reply)
Will you get to occasionally transform into a crime-solving kung-fu expert?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 12:27, Reply)
Course. It's one of the benefits.

(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 13 Oct 2014, 12:28, Reply)

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(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 12:31, Reply)
You'll be sneaking on via the medium of a smartphone or saink. Don't lie.

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 12:01, Reply)
It's threads like this that make you TBOH

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 12:26, Reply)
I can't believe everyone hates Nakers so much they've stopped posting

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 12:40, Reply)
I hope that tosser goes away

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 12:40, Reply)
Its OK, I think he's gone now

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 12:44, Reply)
if anything, they should be celebrating.

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 12:44, Reply)
BOR-ING! CH-CH-CHA! BOR-ING! CH-CH-CHA! BOR-ING! CH-CH-CHA! BOR-ING! CH-CH-CHA!

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 12:50, Reply)


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