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Last thing you saw at the Theatre
alt. last thing you COOKED
altalt. last band you saw live and how were they?
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 14:27, 300 replies, latest was 10 years ago)
You want questions?
I give you questions
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 14:27, Reply)
You've got questions all over your face

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 14:31, Reply)
Does anyone have a wet wipe?

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 14:32, Reply)
I don't "do" the theatre
Last thing I saw there was the Christmas pantomime with the kids. Prior to that, there was a performance thing on from my daughter's school

Alt:
Chilli. Proper massive pot of it, using my tomatoes and onions. Got the old chocolate and black treacle in there too

AltAlt:
Last band I saw was a local one, Ashes of Iron. They are mates of mine and were very good indeed
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 14:30, Reply)
I have harvested my last tomatos
still got loads of green ones left as well
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 14:34, Reply)
Should they not stay on the vine to turn red?
How embarrassing for them
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 14:36, Reply)
It is no longer warm enough
I'll probably make fried green tomato chutney
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 14:40, Reply)
This was my plan at the weekend
but "meh" got in the way
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 14:47, Reply)
I've probably got about 100 left on the vines

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 14:47, Reply)
Wicked
Alt: Roast beef dinner, it was lovely.

AltAlt: Bury Tomorrow, and they were pretty good!
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 14:32, Reply)
I thought you had a Delorean then.

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 14:33, Reply)
How about a sock-date instead?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 14:33, Reply)
Are those Elf's feet?

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 14:33, Reply)
no, they're mine
I thought that was fairly clear?
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 14:37, Reply)
You have Santas Elf coloured pants on and stripy socks.

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 14:38, Reply)
My pants are'nt even in the picture you devinat

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 14:38, Reply)
Fucking hell mate. Get some help.

(Baggenfrock get fucked, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 14:41, Reply)
Is that another laminate floor?
How the mighty oak-floored have fallen :(
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 14:46, Reply)
Ha! changing room in Reiss innit

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 14:56, Reply)
The wear on the heel where your cheap mr man shoes clearly rub due to poor sizing is unbecoming.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 14:50, Reply)
I usually get some new ones for chrimblepops

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 14:56, Reply)


(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 14:35, Reply)
I like this

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 14:47, Reply)
Thanks Froggles
I was beginning to think it has gone unnoticed.
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 14:50, Reply)
I clicked it already but thought it needed pointing out, I know how sad you get sometimes.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 14:51, Reply)
I am a very needy person.

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 14:52, Reply)
I took the kids to see this yesterday:
www.warwickartscentre.co.uk/whats-on/2014/angel/

Alt: Curry.

Altalt: Not really helping with the WOMAD prick meme, but I went to see Irshad Ali Qawwali Party and they were really excellent.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 14:35, Reply)
reminds me baby of you

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 14:36, Reply)
Rajastani yurtpricks
"Direct from Rajahstan for a very rare UK appearance, Irshad Ali Qawwali Party are four young exponents of this ancient Sufi musical form. Qawwali can be traced back to the 13th Century migration south of people from Persia into India and the resultant melding of their respective musical traditions. The form has continued and evolved through then to the present day, carried through the centuries by faith and fervour, evident in the gloriously impassioned group choruses typical of Qawwali.

The youth and energy that Irshad and his BROTHERS inject into their performances suggest the lifespan of this music is truly infinite and also truly timeless."
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 14:37, Reply)
Fucking bouzouki pricks.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 14:40, Reply)
That's a Greek instrument, you big silly!

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 14:43, Reply)
It's a shit folk instrument for shit folk bands. Whatever its provenance it's still for wakki trousered pricks.
I hope they all die in a horrific tie-dying accident.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 14:45, Reply)
Bit racist

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 14:46, Reply)
Hairspray
Chilli
Roxette
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 14:35, Reply)
alt: This, slow roast pork shoulder with onion and herb stuffing, cider gravy and roasted apples and pears

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 14:36, Reply)
*golf claps*
That looks delicious, sir.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 14:37, Reply)
It really was and will be again this evening

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 14:38, Reply)
Well done on both counts

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 15:01, Reply)
Have you been on an IT course recently?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 14:38, Reply)
I realised that when I send the photios from my iphoner it gives me an option of small, medium or large
by choosing small I dunt have to resize \o/
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 14:39, Reply)
O HAI DR EST TROOL I LEIK TEH PHOTIOS FROM UR IPHONER

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 14:46, Reply)
that looks fucking rank

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 14:42, Reply)
^

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 14:44, Reply)
Bang goes your invited for Sunday lunch
It were lush
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 14:57, Reply)
If that was served to me I'd send it back. Maybe I'm fussy I just don't really like burnt food.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 14:58, Reply)
Not burnt, caramalised

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 15:06, Reply)
Yeah I fucken love black caramel

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 15:07, Reply)
DONT WORRY, NAKERS, I'LL PUT YOUR PORK IN MY MOUTH I'M NOT A PRUDE LIKE THAT MEATSNAKE

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 14:59, Reply)
Seriously though, you wouldn't eat whatever the fuck that is supposed to be.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 15:00, Reply)
I would, it looks really nice.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 15:01, Reply)
It looks like someone's had another go at Simon Weston

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 15:03, Reply)
So many food neuroses in your half flat :(

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 15:05, Reply)
Nah, it's nice really I'm just being mean.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 15:06, Reply)
That's a proper roast. Not one bunged in the oven for an hour

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 15:04, Reply)
You opinion is not a valid one jay, you are bent and eat curry nearly every day.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 15:05, Reply)
or chilli

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 15:12, Reply)
& in my bedsit mini-oven of despair.

(Mr Udagawa, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 15:07, Reply)
Get your own jokes, luv.

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 15:12, Reply)
Les Miserables
Alt: As in, from scratch? That would have been on Valentine's Day, if we're not counting roasts etc.
Altalt: Fuck knows, it was over a decade ago. Probably shit given that I haven't been since.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 14:38, Reply)
alt. yes but WHAT WAS IT?!
The people need answers
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 14:42, Reply)
What was what?

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 14:46, Reply)
The thing you made from scratch?
Frogs legs?
Escargot?
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 14:53, Reply)
It was at Valentine's Day, Jase. I already said that.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 14:54, Reply)
How do you cook a day?

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 14:58, Reply)
What? I didn't cook a day, I cooked on the day.
Honestly, I don't know where you're getting so confused, Jase.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 14:58, Reply)
Priscilla Queen of the Desert.
Alt. Roast pork.
AltAlt The Eyelids and they were excellent
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 14:40, Reply)
pork fives

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 14:41, Reply)
Priscilla is one of my all time fave films. Obviously.

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 14:42, Reply)


(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 14:47, Reply)
Yep. Hilarious. Brilliant.

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 14:53, Reply)
There is nothing funnier than Tosser, go away
Except maybe Tim Stilton
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 15:09, Reply)
Last thing I cooked was a nice dinner of salmon, baby potato, tender stem brockaly, aspagous and spring onion.
Made this epic thing the other day that didn't get enough attention when I just linked to it so am now embedding it.


I ain't really into live music, I prefer it when they are at the studio and can refine what I listen too - plus I can switch tracks if I don't like it.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 14:40, Reply)
The fuck is that?

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 14:56, Reply)
Cheese of Thrones

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 15:02, Reply)
It's pretty much a cheesy receation of the "Parting of the Red Sea".

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 15:07, Reply)
Swipe really needs to wash more often

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 15:08, Reply)
What worrying is it looks like that on purpose.
I personally hate it when the cheese cools and solidifies in a cheese toasty as it goes like rubber.
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 15:10, Reply)
Depends on what cheese you use, in this case I use emmingtile and cheddar so it was crispy.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 15:12, Reply)
Enjoy your heart attack Gonzy baby!

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 15:16, Reply)
I gave it plenty of attention when it was on Facebook.
Now I feel victimised. Nice one, Gonz.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 14:57, Reply)
You did, and it was apprechated, and I apprechate that I haven't shown my apprechation here....
but I'm just showing this off for the people who aren't on my FB for more attention.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 15:06, Reply)
It rather looks like you've dropped the toast into molten cheese and photographed it at peak splosh.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 15:07, Reply)
Hah, I was thinking that myself.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 15:07, Reply)
Begginfock to all

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 14:40, Reply)
Last band I saw was Slint. They were very good indeed. You don't know them and you wouldn't understand their music even if you 'checked them out on YouTube'.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 14:40, Reply)
I listen to rock music.

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 14:43, Reply)
so do I m8

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 14:44, Reply)
only this weekend I was listening to Big Black, Fugazi and Sunn O)))

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 14:45, Reply)
I also occasionally listen to music that falls within my favoured sphere of taste.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 14:48, Reply)
Sometimes I dabble with sounds from outside of my comfort zone.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 14:50, Reply)
No you didn't.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 13 Oct 2014, 15:01, Reply)
Yes I did.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 15:19, Reply)
Eh up Jason! These stunners oughta cure you of t3h gayz!

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 14:50, Reply)
Get me those puppiessss

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 14:54, Reply)
I didn't know you had blonde hair

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 14:57, Reply)
I think the Parkinsons makes it

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 15:02, Reply)
Why am I looking at your tits? :(

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 15:02, Reply)
These are genuine usvsthem tits

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 15:08, Reply)
What is an usvsthem?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 15:09, Reply)
An experiment
UsVsTh3m has been funded by Trinity Mirror. It is part of a series of initiatives the company is doing to invest in digital. I think they would be the first to admit that historically they have under-invested in the area, and the idea was to try and launch something that would attract an audience that the group don’t currently reach with their existing national and regional brands. Essentially we’ve been charged with proving that, divorced from the existing production methods and priorities, Trinity Mirror can produce web content that people want to share. And they wanted to test a more lightweight way of publishing.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 15:10, Reply)
With dalmation tits, right?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 15:11, Reply)
usvsthem is a shit website made by Rob from bee three tee ay
It gets a big slot in the newsletter each week and this place has been pretty much abandoned by the team.
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 15:11, Reply)
They should let me loose on this site, I could fix so many errors.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 15:17, Reply)
You sorted my icons
I still haven't worked out how unless you are super secret mod
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 15:17, Reply)
Oh, when I went around sorting out other people's icons...
... I just changed the userID on the paypal form and made a 10p donation. #Simplez
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 15:19, Reply)
9p too much^

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 15:20, Reply)
733t h4xx0r

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 15:21, Reply)
Teet haxxor?
Your 1337 skillz are poor
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 15:36, Reply)
That doesn't explain how, when the original donations didn't make them available.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 15:24, Reply)
Yeh
I paid my money and didn't get my icons!

So do I owe you 10p then? I pay my debts.
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 15:25, Reply)
^Lannister^

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 15:27, Reply)
The Lannisters are deffo Cornish
Exhibit A - Incest
Exhibit B - Deformed children
Exhibit C - Dead Dad
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 15:33, Reply)
Hay Jamie, why do the Lannisters always sleep in big beds?
Because they push two twins together to make a king.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 16:14, Reply)
Sorry, did I say 10p? I meant 10k

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 16:14, Reply)
Musta fucked up at somepoint.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 16:13, Reply)
My brother fall off stage during the Cod Panto.
He was playing Dorothy and the bloke playing to to was too close behind him. 4 stitches.

Alt: a great big bolognese that I will be eating the rest of the week in different forms.

Altalt: Satyricon. Fantastic. Really very good. Tip top. Would watch again. 5 stars. 10 out of 10.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 13 Oct 2014, 15:00, Reply)
A call of duty panto?

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 15:05, Reply)
No. you fucking shit head.
Of course not call of duty Panto. What sort of fucking nonsense shit lord land isms your brain in if it thinks call of duty might be a pantomime, with a man dressed as Dorothy as one of the cast. And a man dressed as a dog. Jesus. Get a fucking grip.

It stands for Crew on Display, where the back stage crew do a send up of the pantomime that season. Usually drunk. Idiot.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 13 Oct 2014, 15:08, Reply)
lol for the impotent rage

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 15:12, Reply)
I'm not having a good day krone.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 13 Oct 2014, 15:17, Reply)
wots up hun?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 15:18, Reply)
All sorts, mostly work.
But my dad's back in hospital and I'm stuck in Bournemouth.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 13 Oct 2014, 15:21, Reply)
Oh rubbish, I hope daddy pig pulls through
Bourneouth will remain a shithole though I fear
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 15:22, Reply)
Sorry to hear that, buddy.
Hope it picks up for you.

I have ebola.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 15:23, Reply)
I thought i had it earlier, but I'll feel a bit cooler now

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 15:24, Reply)
I've definitely got it.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 15:25, Reply)
I bet the authorities in calais are hoping it wipes out San Gatte

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 15:27, Reply)
:(
I'll let you off then.
if you need to unload we are all here for you hun xoxo
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 15:25, Reply)
All over your back

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 15:26, Reply)
^ CranSet

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 15:13, Reply)
Tosser, go away

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 15:15, Reply)
Did you wear corpse paint?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 15:08, Reply)
No.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 13 Oct 2014, 15:09, Reply)
why not?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 15:14, Reply)
Not even the band wear corpse paint anymore.
It's sort of no longer relevant.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 13 Oct 2014, 15:19, Reply)
I was watching Opeth at The Royal Albert Hall the other day, their musicianship is incredible
what they were doing at the RAH i have no idea
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 15:20, Reply)
loads of bands have played there m8

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 15:21, Reply)
I didn't really think of it as a prog black metal venue

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 15:21, Reply)
It's a live music venue

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 15:22, Reply)
yeah, but for BBC proms and opera recitals i thought
*shrugs*
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 15:23, Reply)
Also, "their musicianship is incredible" is straying into achingly beautiful territory.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 15:30, Reply)
Meh

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 15:35, Reply)
Where are mince and swipe today?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 15:21, Reply)
boning

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 15:25, Reply)
Swipes been here
she posted that picture where her dress looked like she shit herself. Monty is in to that sort of thing so now he's boning her.
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 15:30, Reply)
Was that actually swipe? I didn't understand why it was posted

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 15:36, Reply)
How many other gingers with a rubbish arse could there be?

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 15:51, Reply)
Who took it and why did she post it? That's what I'm confusd about

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 15:52, Reply)
It was a "you had one job" picture
in that the red stuff is a pattern on the dress that makes it look like shark week.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 16:17, Reply)
dunno

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 15:45, Reply)
If anyone is interested graeme's funeral service will be held at City of London Cemetery on thursday at 2pm

(exB3tatroll, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 15:21, Reply)
pffft

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 15:22, Reply)
it's a click from me!!!

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 15:22, Reply)
Never mind all that, when and where is the will reading?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 15:23, Reply)
I don't think he has anything anymore.

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 15:24, Reply)
Ruth does

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 15:28, Reply)
Why do you think I want to be there?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 15:28, Reply)
Nobody's interested.

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 15:23, Reply)
It's the £100k funeral of the year mate!

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 15:26, Reply)
I'll have a memoriwank and a shot of Patron

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 15:27, Reply)
Will you be closing Blackfriars bridge in tribute?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 15:24, Reply)
Northern people keep telling me that they have houses they want to sell me.
I don't want to live in the North :(
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 15:26, Reply)
Did I mention I sold mine again?
For more than I originally did?
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 15:27, Reply)
I dunno, probably. Was it in Surbiton?

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 15:27, Reply)
"slightly" further north

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 15:28, Reply)
So why is it relevant to my house hunt? :(

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 15:29, Reply)
I just wanted to brag, mainly

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 15:29, Reply)
You gotta fund your sambuca trip somehow!

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 15:37, Reply)
A mate of mine sold his flat in Surbiton not 2 months ago

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 15:28, Reply)
I've decided I'm going to call it Surbia.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 15:30, Reply)
^runs with the dogs tonight^

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 15:39, Reply)
how was saturday's viewing?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 15:28, Reply)
Didn't really like the places we were shown, though it was very useful for nailing down what we're looking for.
Next stop Surb.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 15:29, Reply)
Vile place

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 15:28, Reply)
I'm hazy on the geography north of Oxford.
I tried to send one of our engineers to Northampton on his way back from Manchester. He lives in Doncaster and felt this was cause to call me a prick. My response of "I'm a prick? I'm not the guy that lives in Doncaster" didn't help.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 15:32, Reply)
It was either Spamalot or a burlesque show
it was a couple of years ago either way.

Alt: Slow Cooker Sausage Casserole.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 15:54, Reply)
For some reason sausage casserole doesn't appeal

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 16:02, Reply)
It's good, hearty and cheap
Think of it more as nice sausages with a a cassolet
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 16:08, Reply)
WOT NO CHIPS?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 16:10, Reply)
My mate does some kind of dish with loads of tomato and herbs where the sausages are poached in this
He raves about it
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 16:11, Reply)
It's good comfort food.
I'll be honest, I just like sausages.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 16:12, Reply)

www.boredpanda.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/packaging-fail-funny-you-had-one-job-303__605.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 16:14, Reply)
Gobble, gobble, gobble!

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 16:29, Reply)
Cassoulet... pricks trying to make stew sound posh

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 16:14, Reply)
spot the plab^

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 16:15, Reply)
plab?

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 16:18, Reply)
yas

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 16:20, Reply)
Spit tho plob

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 16:25, Reply)
photios on ur iphoner!

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 16:29, Reply)
terrible bullying

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 16:30, Reply)
Its actually very good bullying

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 16:38, Reply)
It's delish,
Sausages are always better cooked in the oven, in their own fat.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 16:24, Reply)
^ Likes a sausage in the oven^
(sorry that was too easy)
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 16:25, Reply) 


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(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 16:37, Reply)
VICTORY!

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 16:37, Reply)
you've nailed it! now post that shark again

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 16:41, Reply)
ok hang on...

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 16:42, Reply) 



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(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 16:42, Reply)
Hahaha

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 16:43, Reply)

:(
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 16:43, Reply) 



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(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 16:44, Reply)
DAMMIT

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 16:44, Reply)
Awesome

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 16:44, Reply)
i really don't understand what I'm doing wrong

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 16:44, Reply)
I do know what you're doing wrong :)

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 16:46, Reply)
FANTASTIC LIFE, BA DA BA DA DA DA DA

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 16:48, Reply)
Haha prick.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 16:49, Reply) 

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(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 16:47, Reply) 



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(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 16:51, Reply)
SUCCESS!

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 16:51, Reply)
Well done seeing what was right in front of your face.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 16:52, Reply)
I had a new IT/technology low today
I went inot the Apple store to complain that my phone won't charge and that it must be brokena nd I've never had this issue before etc. the guy preceded to simply scoop LOADS of fluff out of the port onto the floor.
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 16:54, Reply)
Common problem
means that you don't complete the connection even though it seems to click in
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 16:55, Reply)
Really, it that what the problem was? Well I never
*shakes head and chuckles to self*
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 16:57, Reply)
Haha, nice one.
I had something similar with my car. I ended up buying two more radios (the one I use are no longer made) because I was convinced the radio was at fault. On taking out the third one, spitting with rage, I find that there's a loose wire. I now have three perfectly working radios.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 16:56, Reply)
your belly button must be a delight

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 17:02, Reply) 

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(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 16:51, Reply) 


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(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 16:56, Reply)
ffs

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 16:56, Reply) 



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(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 17:25, Reply)
Hahahhahahaha!
Worse than nakers
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 17:28, Reply)
i stretched it :(

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 17:30, Reply)
I haz lager, other than that
BOR-ING! CH-CH-CHA!
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 16:40, Reply)
i've got my leaving drinklls on weds, might stay dry until then

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 16:40, Reply)
i'm staying dry for a while.
I have got the most vicious hangover going.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 16:41, Reply)
Yeah best avoid the drinklls

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 16:42, Reply)
You get a hangover from a can of Top Deck

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 16:44, Reply)
No :(

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 16:44, Reply)
Where are we going?

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 16:46, Reply)
Half flat

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 16:49, Reply)
You're welcome anytime m8

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 16:55, Reply)
I'm booking in a bottle of red and some shit TV for tomorrow evening

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 16:41, Reply)
I'm going to sleep when I get home tonight, I'm very ill although I don't like to talk about it

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 16:46, Reply)
Is it ebola?

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 16:50, Reply)
bowel cancer :(

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 16:55, Reply)

+ stop + ing
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 17:03, Reply)
i go to the theatre a lot, and particularly love soho theatre stuff, it's fantastic
very new, lots of near the knuckle comedy, not full of west end theatre tourist pricks, and cheap. this is the next show i'm at:

"Egyptian-American stand-up comedian Ahmed Ahmed tackles topics including culture, religion, family, racism, Hollywood stereotypes and most importantly trying to date in his 40s. All this material stems from his childhood experiences growing up in America all the way through the post 9/11 world he must live in today as a “non-practicing” Muslim."

alt: lamb pasta bake for the froggy one

altalt: i actually can't remember - think it was V festival, which would make it beyonce
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 17:07, Reply)
Edgy, as well as hilarious.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 17:12, Reply)
he gets good reviews
he may or may not be edgy or hilarious.

but at least he won't have hamster corpses up his bum.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 17:15, Reply)
I meant you.
Not him.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 17:16, Reply)
if you think going to see a show is "edgy"
you need to get out more
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 17:18, Reply)
yeah it was sarcasm m8

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 17:23, Reply)
it was hopelessly unclear
you write like a mong
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 17:24, Reply)
No no, it was clear enough.
Your reading comprehension skills are lacking.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 17:34, Reply)
it really wasn't

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 17:36, Reply)
Dozer doesn't get out much, he prefers nights in with "Mrs Dozer"
The real one.
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 17:37, Reply)
aka his left hand, after he's lain his not inconsiderable bulk on top of it for 20 mins?

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 17:40, Reply)
It may be his right hand. But yeah, same idea.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 17:42, Reply)
how are the birdies????

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 17:43, Reply)
Good ty :)) Jimmy is a bit more sure of himself now. Jenny is nicer to him, and doesn't nick his grape.
I think she's after some budgie loving.
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 17:48, Reply)
omg baby budgies!!!
lemmy would be petrified of a grape. he only likes seeds, however hard we try, the little yellow fat-ass.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 17:51, Reply)
They love grapes, but I give them one each and she takes his, then shouts at him if he approaches her. Think she's wanting budgie nookie now :0

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 17:56, Reply)
woah, cloacally hot

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 17:58, Reply)
Shut up.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 17:59, Reply)
upset again and outfunnied by everyone.
Including Agnostic Antichrist.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 18:06, Reply)
do they like apple?
the one i had as a kid would have mugged its own shadow for a piece of apple.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 18:09, Reply)
They like most fruit and veg.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 18:18, Reply)
Did you get Lemmy from a shop or a breeder?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 17:58, Reply)
a shop
they promised us he was very young. he was NOT as young as they said.

we loves him, and he sits on us and puts his head down for tickles etc, but he's just nowhere near as adoring and silly-tame as the ones i've had from about 6 weeks old. sigh.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 18:08, Reply)
J and J were from a breeder, they'd been brought up eith fresh stuff, their favourites are carrots and grapes.
All good stuff.
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 18:16, Reply)
it's definitely the way to go
at some point i think we'll get lemmy a friend, this time a hand-tamed baby. hopefully that will encourage lemmy to fly and come out more. he's not frightened at all, he's just a lazy little git, who likes the comforts of his own cage!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 18:25, Reply)
tosser, go away

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 17:41, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2390731
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 17:43, Reply)
I get good reviews.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 17:44, Reply)
whatevs, pissed-on

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 17:47, Reply)
piston shat in yer fanny and psychochomp put his cheesoid member in your gob

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 17:54, Reply)
He pays tranvestite hookers to do that to him.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 17:57, Reply)
hey, if I 'upset' you so much, why not put me back on 2.0, Doctor Bloobloo Trool

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 18:00, Reply)
lol wanker

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 18:02, Reply)
yeah, we all lolled when you got all 2.0 happy over some minor arsing about.
I put it to you that you are in fact not any type of troll, let alone a 'best' one and you are in fact a trembling waiflike bloobloo fannybaws of the highest order.

You fat fucking fingered barely-tolerated buffoon, nobody here would even notice if you died tomorrow.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 18:05, Reply)
\0/

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 18:06, Reply)
it's nothing to celebrate m8

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 18:06, Reply)
^ has no m8s^

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 18:11, Reply)
^ has an ass so fat you can see it from the front

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 18:13, Reply)
oh, you have no idea
it's so tiny i mostly wear wear boy's jeans
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 18:15, Reply)
like jaysums size

(Mr Udagawa, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 18:17, Reply)
an ass the size of jaysum's head

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 18:18, Reply)
Dozer likes boy arses, you're well in there.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 18:17, Reply)
you're an internet ledge with yer classy bantz pal

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 18:19, Reply)
shudder

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 18:24, Reply)
Alt, pancakes. Alright GJ

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 17:35, Reply)
peter pan
alt: scrambled eggs
altalt: crystal castles, they were demented
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 17:47, Reply)
Tosser, go away

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 18:14, Reply)
What's the clique inside news on Richard?
He didn't put that arsonist fella up did he?
(Mr Udagawa, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 18:19, Reply)
all the goss is on a fielden tip yo

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 18:20, Reply)
What does this mean.

(Mr Udagawa, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 18:21, Reply)
it means #fielden

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 18:22, Reply)
You're not helping here.

(Mr Udagawa, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 18:23, Reply)
Hello clique I WANT ANSWERS

(Mr Udagawa, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 18:20, Reply)
we saw him last night
he was still alive
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 18:24, Reply)
I'm sending my positive vibes his way hun xxx

(Mr Udagawa, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 18:27, Reply)

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