It's just occurred to me that I'm going to work in a hospital,
And there is ebola is happening.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 14 Oct 2014, 14:14, 5 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

gingers are immune from normal diseases
you'll be fine
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 14:17, Reply)

as willl you

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 14:18, Reply)

why?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 14:22, Reply)

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 14:28, Reply)

WINDY IS OVER THERE

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 14:32, Reply)

Hello.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 14 Oct 2014, 14:38, Reply)

I think it only affects Africans

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 14:17, Reply)

Well that's good.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 14 Oct 2014, 14:26, Reply)

I think the gays can get it too.
Or is that just the AIDS?
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 14:32, Reply)

Where is it happening?

( Peej, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 14:19, Reply)

Africa.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 14 Oct 2014, 14:25, Reply)

And where is the hospital you will be working in?

( Peej, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 14:30, Reply)

Not on Africa.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 14 Oct 2014, 14:31, Reply)

Probably have a few African nurses though

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 14:32, Reply)

Oxford is full of peace types that go abroad to help people I foreign countries.
One of them is bound to bring it back.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 14 Oct 2014, 14:37, Reply)

There is no such thing as Ebola, it's all a conspiracy by Big Phama and CDC to cover up that the MMR vaxine causes autisim.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 14:21, Reply)

There is a theory out there that ebola and the rise in popularity of the Africa cup of nations
Is a long winded white supremacist plot to kill a bunch of darkies.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 14 Oct 2014, 14:25, Reply)

I reckon it'll all amount to nothing.
I'm pretty sure more people die from a lack of clean drinking water.

io9.com/the-anti-vaxxers-are-spreading-ebola-conspiracy-theori-1645815265?utm_campaign=socialflow_io9_facebook&utm_source=io9_facebook&utm_medium=socialflow
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 14:32, Reply)

if MMR gives you autism
What the hell did they inject into your arse?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 14:27, Reply)

Your mum's 12 inch rubber strap on, which she calls "Thor, the thundercock".
It's so big that it's even got a tiny little attachment cock that is also bigger than your dick.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 14:33, Reply)

hahahahaha!
ZING!
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 14:35, Reply)

Clickin dis

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 14:36, Reply)

surely it's his arse that would be Thor?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 14:38, Reply)

Yeth

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 14:39, Reply)

well that told him

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 14:39, Reply)

ha!
However this still means you were on the receiving end
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 14:39, Reply)

Just take your defeat gracefully mate, I know you've been badly burnt but it will pass.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 14:41, Reply)

+c +ion
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 14:47, Reply)

IDGI and my eyes keep going blurry

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 14:49, Reply)

Defecation
It's a big word for pooing
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 14:50, Reply)

thx friend

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 14:58, Reply)

worst day ever, I may have to flounce
shall I

a: post scat porn
2: MS paint versions of poster's worst moments
iii) real neams and addresses
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 14:48, Reply)

f) ALL OF THE ABOVE

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 14:48, Reply)

Roughly this:
Post swathes of text from Dozers linkedin bullshit
Post real names, then delete them, then post them again, then request your name gets deleted and do this a few times over
Keep popping back to say that everyone but you is wrong and upset
Fail to realise and acknowledge the things you've done that may have made people think you're a bit of a knob sometimes
Scat porn
Gay porn
Say you want your account to be deleted but it hasn't been
Continue posting despite this claim
MS Paint modifications of peoples pics you've got from googling and stalking
DYAAKY
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 14:54, Reply)

We need a new Phsyco, Braggonsomething isn't taking up the bait.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 15:02, Reply)

dOCTOR bEST tROLL WILL EVENTUALLY GO MENTAL, YOU MARK MY WORDS

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 15:03, Reply)

lol caps!!

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 15:03, Reply)

This should be added to /FAQ

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 15:24, Reply)

Where does a badly drawn penis fit into this plot?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 14:31, Reply)

I had to google it too, "Centre for Desease Control".

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 14:32, Reply)

WHO?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 14:34, Reply)

No, not the World Health Organisation
the Centre for Desease Control
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 14:36, Reply)

ttj

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 14:37, Reply)

No, not the Timber Trades Journal
the Center for Desease Control
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 14:41, Reply)

Just try not to have unprotected sex with any of the patients or corpses.

(Baggenfrock get fucked, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 14:30, Reply)

You tell me this NOW?!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 14:38, Reply)