HAPPY HUMP DAY EVERYONE!
Aren't you already excited about being one day closer to Friday? I know I am. Totes gonna go to Yates with the #ladz and chirps on #toptotty!

In all seriousness, how are you? I'm in Slough. Doesn't get much worse than that. I think I even prefer Coventry to slough.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 22 Oct 2014, 7:08, 114 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

alright Windypoos

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 7:54, Reply)

alright fod

(old man river possible lesbian, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 8:25, Reply)

#late4workkru

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 8:00, Reply)

I was early today.
So I used my time wisely to start a thread on popular social fun site B3ta, part of the cutting edge of online information transfer.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 22 Oct 2014, 8:01, Reply)

Terrible bullying of people who don't have to work office hours like some sort of chump drone.

(old man river possible lesbian, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 8:25, Reply)

Yeah.
I hate my massive salary in return for attending a plush office at agreed times. Said office being full of young fanny and free drinks and food.

I AM A DALEK!
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 8:28, Reply)

your life sounds shit
no offence like
(old man river possible lesbian, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 9:03, Reply)

None taken.
I am sure we would all rather be at home covered in egg stains and dried jizz.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 9:13, Reply)

I know I would

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 9:16, Reply)

And how!

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 9:17, Reply)

I'm sitting in the garden eating a sticky bun.

(old man river possible lesbian, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 9:18, Reply)

sticky with jizz

(old man river possible lesbian, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 9:18, Reply)

and by "bun" I mean "anus"

(old man river possible lesbian, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 9:21, Reply)

Ha, I worked shifts for years, and thought I was living the great life!
Been pretty much 9 to 5 for a year now and it's fucking bliss. You're the chump old man.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 22 Oct 2014, 8:37, Reply)

Shift work? You cheeky rapscallion.

(old man river possible lesbian, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 9:00, Reply)

What else would you call it?

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 22 Oct 2014, 10:17, Reply)

YES!!
Another WIN for Coventry.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 8:43, Reply)

I see the Bristol Art Appreciation Society have been out in full force.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 8:59, Reply)

are you fucking newsround

(Mr Udagawa, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 9:04, Reply)

I am not fucking any current affairs programmes.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 9:09, Reply)

At least Folkestone did it properly by drawing a knob on it

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 9:06, Reply)

POW! F-STYLE!

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 9:10, Reply)

Its our customer conference this week so the office is empty and most of our customers are not ringing
Two days of quiet bliss. I may have a celebratory wank
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 9:06, Reply)

you should photocopy your behind
I hear that's what all the zaniest office drones do
(old man river possible lesbian, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 9:09, Reply)

I might just do that

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 9:14, Reply)

sounds like a beerski lunch day.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 9:16, Reply)

I like this plan

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 9:21, Reply)

then hide somebody's stapler
the fun will never stop
(old man river possible lesbian, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 9:19, Reply)

how can you make it more celebratory?
put Kool & the Gang on maybe
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 9:15, Reply)

I fucking hate computers
Hours wasted because of an error message that said "system not working at this time, please try later".

Now IT tell me it really means "too many search results, please use "these""

Why can't the error message say that then? What sort of a twat put that programme together? Fucking useless.

Gash.

As you were...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 9:24, Reply)

Kroney dunnit

( Peej, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 9:36, Reply)

Seething
It's like me saying "that's a criminal offence" when it's a purely contractual breach, 6toe

:(
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 9:39, Reply)

Yeah one's an error message for an error and the other's negligent advice, I see where you're going here.

(Mr Udagawa, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 9:41, Reply)

Yes and blaming the computer for the software is like saying
"I fucking hate cars, the petrol station mislabeled the unleaded pump and now my car doesn't work."

Its victim blaming, like when they blame the slapper for dressing like a whore after she gets raped.
( Peej, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 9:44, Reply)

this is balanced and proportionate

(Zoz prayed for twink on, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 9:48, Reply)

Thank you.

( Peej, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 9:57, Reply)

She wouldn't get raped if she didn't deserve it.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 9:49, Reply)

If you don't deserve a rape the body has ways of shutting it down

( Peej, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 9:57, Reply)

the focus was on the 6toe
it's not like you to miss a bullying opportunity
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 10:29, Reply)

I do indeed have 6 toes, in fact I have 10 in total but I don't have more than 5 on each foot so I am not sure why you are pointing it out
Perhaps you are one of those terrible internet bullies I read about in the newspaper.

Either way its terrible bullying of Stunned and I think I might have to gaz the mods over this one.
( Peej, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 9:42, Reply)

I'm always getting bullied on here.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 9:50, Reply)

You should put your foot down

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 9:55, Reply)

from the shelf

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 9:55, Reply)

lies
www.youtube.com/watch?v=vW9MroBSjJc
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 10:29, Reply)

fuck off you fat psycho cunt.

( Peej, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 10:44, Reply)

heh heh heh

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 10:52, Reply)

What happened, right...
is that whoever was coding stuff was getting pestered to hurry up and finish it, so they lobbed pride out the window to make people leave them alone.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 9:46, Reply)

Undoubtedly this.
Shit like this still manages to happen, despite the users being involved in the requirements gathering and in the testing. Useless fuckwits.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 22 Oct 2014, 10:37, Reply)

I turned off my icon as I didn't want anyone to know I contributed to this shit puerile digital art community
especially when I got a glimpse of the usvsthem office and decided they had more money than me.

Now they have forced a bat icon on me that I don't want and can't turn off. DAMN YOU B3TA!
( Peej, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 9:40, Reply)

oh man, have you taken the quiz to work out what type of garden tool you are yet?
I'm a 'lopper'.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 9:49, Reply)

BRB! MUST KNOW!

( Peej, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 9:49, Reply)

oh well that was disappointing
I wanted hoe or scythe but I got dibber. 200 questions for that shit :(
( Peej, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 9:54, Reply)

+c

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 9:51, Reply)

YM took the quiz. Turns out she's a 'ho'.

( Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 9:52, Reply)

delete this please

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 9:54, Reply)

I went to slough once.
But as I was just getting off the train to get on a bus to Englefield Green it wasn't so bad as I ended up somewhere better.
( Peej, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 9:46, Reply)

McBeef's metro quiz results sound disappointing.
Perhaps he should try this one: metro.co.uk/2013/10/24/30-signs-youre-not-a-proper-grown-up-yet-4159218/
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 10:12, Reply)

"You go to exhibitions and galleries… using your parents’ Tate membership cards"
Yer, this quiz ain't for me.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 10:14, Reply)