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Are you a QOTWer? Do you want to start a thread that isn't a direct answer to the current QOTW? Then this place, gentle poster, is your friend.
( , Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
Are you a QOTWer? Do you want to start a thread that isn't a direct answer to the current QOTW? Then this place, gentle poster, is your friend.
( , Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Adele ain't bad for a fat bird.
Still ginger, mind.
( , Fri 24 Oct 2014, 16:11, 2 replies, latest was 10 years ago)
Still ginger, mind.
( , Fri 24 Oct 2014, 16:11, 2 replies, latest was 10 years ago)
That is always one of lifes great disappointments when you see a fattie with small boobicles
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There is simply nothing more horrific than a bird who's belly extends further than her jugs.
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Except maybe a man who thinks looks count more than anything else
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alright, gran
have you got your tartan shopping basket next to you
( , Fri 24 Oct 2014, 16:47, Reply)
have you got your tartan shopping basket next to you
( , Fri 24 Oct 2014, 16:47, Reply)
No, it's mulberry
Your wife would have loved it, I got it in a secret sale, £200 off!
( , Fri 24 Oct 2014, 16:48, Reply)
Your wife would have loved it, I got it in a secret sale, £200 off!
( , Fri 24 Oct 2014, 16:48, Reply)
if only I'd married a desperate climber I'd maybe know what that meant
( , Fri 24 Oct 2014, 16:50, Reply)
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ah well
at least you can afford to buy your wife a bartered down primark special
( , Fri 24 Oct 2014, 16:59, Reply)
at least you can afford to buy your wife a bartered down primark special
( , Fri 24 Oct 2014, 16:59, Reply)
romance? surprises? birthday? christmas?
go on, you can't be as joyless as you sound. get down to argos, they might have a sale on...
( , Fri 24 Oct 2014, 17:14, Reply)
go on, you can't be as joyless as you sound. get down to argos, they might have a sale on...
( , Fri 24 Oct 2014, 17:14, Reply)
failed not to?
i've taken panicky precautions against it since i was 18!
( , Fri 24 Oct 2014, 17:24, Reply)
i've taken panicky precautions against it since i was 18!
( , Fri 24 Oct 2014, 17:24, Reply)
no need to be defensive ... it wasn't a criticism
posh handbags are almost as good as kids
( , Fri 24 Oct 2014, 17:28, Reply)
posh handbags are almost as good as kids
( , Fri 24 Oct 2014, 17:28, Reply)
hardly defensive
plenty of people make the choice not to have kids. they're the ones who look years younger and go on decent holidays.
( , Fri 24 Oct 2014, 17:31, Reply)
plenty of people make the choice not to have kids. they're the ones who look years younger and go on decent holidays.
( , Fri 24 Oct 2014, 17:31, Reply)
you have no idea what i look like
unless you're a really weird creepy stalker
( , Fri 24 Oct 2014, 17:34, Reply)
unless you're a really weird creepy stalker
( , Fri 24 Oct 2014, 17:34, Reply)
this is hardly an anonymous messageboard after thirteen years
I doubt any of the regulars are more than two degrees separated
That's why the kiddie picture bants aren't funny
( , Fri 24 Oct 2014, 17:36, Reply)
I doubt any of the regulars are more than two degrees separated
That's why the kiddie picture bants aren't funny
( , Fri 24 Oct 2014, 17:36, Reply)
then you know i am hawt
sorry dude, your old mum comments make no sense
( , Fri 24 Oct 2014, 17:39, Reply)
sorry dude, your old mum comments make no sense
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yeah ... I'm sure in the shallow pond of humanities dorks you're probably a minor catch
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at least people dive into the humanities/social science pool
ain't nobody getting wet in the science department
( , Fri 24 Oct 2014, 17:53, Reply)
ain't nobody getting wet in the science department
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I'm sure they'll be a great comfort in your dotage
and the jewellery might even pay for a few weeks of food for the cat that you name as your sole benefactor in your will
( , Fri 24 Oct 2014, 18:02, Reply)
and the jewellery might even pay for a few weeks of food for the cat that you name as your sole benefactor in your will
( , Fri 24 Oct 2014, 18:02, Reply)
i'm allergic to cats
your spreadsheet of stalking has let you down here
( , Fri 24 Oct 2014, 18:22, Reply)
your spreadsheet of stalking has let you down here
( , Fri 24 Oct 2014, 18:22, Reply)
Oh yeah he's the other one you did your weirdo creepy stalking on, Jesus man, you're dangerous
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You're going to be chucked like hot coals once your tits sag, big man.
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I don't care about looks; just window dressing innit
Attractiveness comes from whether someone makes you laugh and has a brain, not from a six pack
( , Fri 24 Oct 2014, 16:47, Reply)
Attractiveness comes from whether someone makes you laugh and has a brain, not from a six pack
( , Fri 24 Oct 2014, 16:47, Reply)
imagine being the lucky Pierre in a Manning/Dawson sandwich.
Go on. Imagine!
( , Fri 24 Oct 2014, 16:57, Reply)
Go on. Imagine!
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I've seen a few larger cups and they have without exception been a disappointment.
Perhaps I'm just unlucky, who knows.
( , Fri 24 Oct 2014, 16:42, Reply)
Perhaps I'm just unlucky, who knows.
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A bit of hair dye wouldn't hurt, surely.
She ought to have some self-respect. Being ginger isn't the crippling disability it once was. Quick bit of Grecian in the shower and job's a good 'un. No shame, that one.
( , Fri 24 Oct 2014, 16:19, Reply)
She ought to have some self-respect. Being ginger isn't the crippling disability it once was. Quick bit of Grecian in the shower and job's a good 'un. No shame, that one.
( , Fri 24 Oct 2014, 16:19, Reply)
Somehow I reckon her millions will console her
Also she could be twice as fat and ginger, somehow I doubt she'd look twice at a group of sweaty internet
( , Fri 24 Oct 2014, 16:32, Reply)
Also she could be twice as fat and ginger, somehow I doubt she'd look twice at a group of sweaty internet
( , Fri 24 Oct 2014, 16:32, Reply)
Of course, there's that God-awful East End market trader voice of hers.
Ain't nobody getting the horn from having sweet nothings whispered to you by Mike Read's sister.
( , Fri 24 Oct 2014, 16:40, Reply)
Ain't nobody getting the horn from having sweet nothings whispered to you by Mike Read's sister.
( , Fri 24 Oct 2014, 16:40, Reply)
the thing about genuine #ladbantz is that the horrible chav pricks who use it are generally having lots of awful teenage sex
whereas this lot ... not so much
( , Fri 24 Oct 2014, 16:45, Reply)
whereas this lot ... not so much
( , Fri 24 Oct 2014, 16:45, Reply)
That was kind of the point
A load of shuffling sweaty nerds nudging each other and going, phwoar would, Urgh wouldn't, about women who wouldn't touch them with someone else's minge
( , Fri 24 Oct 2014, 16:46, Reply)
A load of shuffling sweaty nerds nudging each other and going, phwoar would, Urgh wouldn't, about women who wouldn't touch them with someone else's minge
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