Going out before committing suicide later on

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 19:22, 1 reply, 10 years ago)

Are you not at some fancy cocktail dinner thing?
Order an old fashioned, it will make you seem cool to your guests and make the bar staff think you're a prick.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 24 Oct 2014, 19:25, Reply)

In a taxi now, I will take your advice.
If I don't like it I'll just pull a face and order a lager
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 19:27, Reply)

It's whisky and sugar and angostura bitters.
Done properly takes about 10 minutes.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 24 Oct 2014, 19:30, Reply)

We sell a lot of those :)

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 19:31, Reply)

Do you?
I always ask to make my own because A. It takes forever and I don't want to take that much time off a bar man. And B. Most people can't fucking make one.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 24 Oct 2014, 19:34, Reply)

Nah, never heard of it before now, I may give it a try when I get back from the whisky freebie.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 19:37, Reply)

Gotta be bourbon.
Needs a twist of orange. Brown sugar. Look it up. It's the best drink ever.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 24 Oct 2014, 19:38, Reply)

Just have, cheers, I'll give that a bash. Dozer suggested having a whisky tasting to get punters in, any experience of them?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 19:41, Reply)

Never did one, but they're a good shout as far as I've heard.
Dunno how pushy you wanna be, but whenever I did wine tasting I negotiated for a cut of any sales on the night from whatever wine supplier we had in. Used to make a few quid in cash for me pocket off the books that way.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 24 Oct 2014, 19:45, Reply)

Think the idea is to pay a whidky expert to talk punters through various malts, then hopefully they buy some, I'll have a word with some tomorrow.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 19:49, Reply)

Ah, fair enough, I only ever did it through wine suppliers looking to flog wine by the case,
But add on a fancy menu and make some money.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 24 Oct 2014, 19:55, Reply)

dingle malt whidky

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 20:09, Reply)

He's taking Ra*c*el to the local Yate's, then a Nandos.
I've never actually been to a Nandos, so may just be repeating snobbery from here, are they that bad?
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 19:30, Reply)

No idea.
The one by me is always full of the sort of people I don't like.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 24 Oct 2014, 19:35, Reply)

Ra's al Ghul?

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 19:44, Reply)

I'll ra's your mum's ghul in a minute.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 24 Oct 2014, 19:46, Reply)

COR!

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 19:54, Reply)