Staying in.
#sofacans #musicbinge #loner #snailonthemat #pooplops
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 24 Oct 2014, 19:15, 28 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

Not going out?
#fuckingawfulshitcom
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 19:17, Reply)

Only seen a little.
My dad likes it. He has generally good taste in things, but I think this might be the first sign of his brain going.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 24 Oct 2014, 19:20, Reply)

There seem to be very few decent comedies around.
I watched Plebs recently, christ that was bad.
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 19:25, Reply)

Sitcoms have been poor for a while.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 24 Oct 2014, 19:27, Reply)

Plebs was laff free, totally. It actually has decent writeups too?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 19:31, Reply)

What you like is not what people like.
See goggle box
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 24 Oct 2014, 19:38, Reply)

They should get a single, alcoholic, borderline nutter on that, who swears and throws shit at the screen.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 19:44, Reply)

Cranley?

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 24 Oct 2014, 19:56, Reply)

\0/

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 20:00, Reply)

worst of all the diana roszzzzz

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 19:22, Reply)

Going out before committing suicide later on

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 19:22, Reply)

Are you not at some fancy cocktail dinner thing?
Order an old fashioned, it will make you seem cool to your guests and make the bar staff think you're a prick.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 24 Oct 2014, 19:25, Reply)

In a taxi now, I will take your advice.
If I don't like it I'll just pull a face and order a lager
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 19:27, Reply)

It's whisky and sugar and angostura bitters.
Done properly takes about 10 minutes.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 24 Oct 2014, 19:30, Reply)

We sell a lot of those :)

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 19:31, Reply)

Do you?
I always ask to make my own because A. It takes forever and I don't want to take that much time off a bar man. And B. Most people can't fucking make one.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 24 Oct 2014, 19:34, Reply)

Nah, never heard of it before now, I may give it a try when I get back from the whisky freebie.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 19:37, Reply)

Gotta be bourbon.
Needs a twist of orange. Brown sugar. Look it up. It's the best drink ever.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 24 Oct 2014, 19:38, Reply)

Just have, cheers, I'll give that a bash. Dozer suggested having a whisky tasting to get punters in, any experience of them?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 19:41, Reply)

Never did one, but they're a good shout as far as I've heard.
Dunno how pushy you wanna be, but whenever I did wine tasting I negotiated for a cut of any sales on the night from whatever wine supplier we had in. Used to make a few quid in cash for me pocket off the books that way.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 24 Oct 2014, 19:45, Reply)

Think the idea is to pay a whidky expert to talk punters through various malts, then hopefully they buy some, I'll have a word with some tomorrow.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 19:49, Reply)

Ah, fair enough, I only ever did it through wine suppliers looking to flog wine by the case,
But add on a fancy menu and make some money.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 24 Oct 2014, 19:55, Reply)

dingle malt whidky

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 20:09, Reply)

He's taking Ra*c*el to the local Yate's, then a Nandos.
I've never actually been to a Nandos, so may just be repeating snobbery from here, are they that bad?
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 19:30, Reply)

No idea.
The one by me is always full of the sort of people I don't like.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 24 Oct 2014, 19:35, Reply)

Ra's al Ghul?

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 19:44, Reply)

I'll ra's your mum's ghul in a minute.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 24 Oct 2014, 19:46, Reply)

COR!

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 19:54, Reply)