the daily fail sidebar of shame
alt: at the moment, fuck-all. i go from 3-4 times a week and being super-healthy to never going at all. stupid.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 27 Oct 2014, 11:00, 1 reply, 10 years ago)

that's pretty normal behaviour for middle aged women with eating disorders

(old man river possible lesbian, Mon 27 Oct 2014, 11:08, Reply)

or people with jobs that sometimes run 9-6 and sometimes 18-20 hours a day

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 27 Oct 2014, 11:09, Reply)

or "losers" as they're technically known

(old man river possible lesbian, Mon 27 Oct 2014, 11:11, Reply)

yep
those pathetic no-hopers with their high-octane jobs sure do make me smh
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 27 Oct 2014, 11:14, Reply)

hahahahafuck
Seriously? Is it 1985? Nobody thinks that wasting your life in an office is an achievement any more. "Cash rich and time poor" basically means you've lost at life.
(old man river possible lesbian, Mon 27 Oct 2014, 11:16, Reply)

^tggi^
Has anyone ever been on their deathbed and uttered 'i wish i spent more time at work'?
( Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 27 Oct 2014, 11:18, Reply)

at work conversing with anonymous autists on the internet
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Mon 27 Oct 2014, 11:31, Reply)

yeah
who wants to work with fun and intelligent people and challenge their brain with something different every day? god, what a bunch of losers.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 27 Oct 2014, 11:34, Reply)

Obviously not your colleagues.

( Muns, Mon 27 Oct 2014, 11:35, Reply)

lolzers

(Baggenfrock get fucked, Mon 27 Oct 2014, 11:35, Reply)

me ... so that's what I do
but if you're happy doing glorified data entry for twenty hours a day so that you can afford to live in a two bedroom flat in your forties then that's cool too
(old man river possible lesbian, Mon 27 Oct 2014, 11:37, Reply)

course it is
you're the gimp that nobody wants to work with, so you have to tell yourself that you don't mind being a "consultant".

stick to your ex-council semi, there's a good boy.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 27 Oct 2014, 11:47, Reply)

Shit. Have I hit a nerve?
Sorry.
(old man river possible lesbian, Mon 27 Oct 2014, 12:09, Reply)

haha you wish
they're buried under several layers of tasty tasty ryvita
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 27 Oct 2014, 12:21, Reply)

layers of tasty tasty ryvita folds of flab
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Mon 27 Oct 2014, 12:24, Reply)

must take a lot of ryvita to get a big boned woman through a twenty hour slog in the office
but at least those long hours mean there's no rush to get a grown up place to live
(old man river possible lesbian, Mon 27 Oct 2014, 12:26, Reply)

do you hate ryvita so much because your local lidl won't let your pikey wife haggle them down?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 27 Oct 2014, 12:33, Reply)

good one
Only ... you know ... the stuff about you working twenty hour days in a clerical job and living in a flat in your forties is true

I mean ... you could take the piss out of my pizza oven or beard if you liked ... that might work better for you on account of them actually existing and that
(old man river possible lesbian, Mon 27 Oct 2014, 12:36, Reply)

lol pizza oven cunt

(Baggenfrock get fucked, Mon 27 Oct 2014, 12:39, Reply)

I know right?

(old man river possible lesbian, Mon 27 Oct 2014, 12:44, Reply)

What's wrong with living in a flat in your forties?
I lived in a 3 bed semi-detached for nearly 20 years. When I sold it I chose to live in a flat because FUCK GARDENING and the extra space is just more space that needs cleaning.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 27 Oct 2014, 13:05, Reply)

sheltered accommodation is a different thing, gramps

(old man river possible lesbian, Mon 27 Oct 2014, 13:30, Reply)