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( , Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
Are you a QOTWer? Do you want to start a thread that isn't a direct answer to the current QOTW? Then this place, gentle poster, is your friend.
( , Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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sometimes I have half a lager and lime as well as a sherry
( , Mon 27 Oct 2014, 13:00, 1 reply, 10 years ago)
( , Mon 27 Oct 2014, 13:00, 1 reply, 10 years ago)
did a carnie once keep your change on the waltzers?
you seem to have a bit of a thing about them
( , Mon 27 Oct 2014, 13:02, Reply)
you seem to have a bit of a thing about them
( , Mon 27 Oct 2014, 13:02, Reply)
nope, it was just some french fishwife with hairy pits screeching about le BOGOF
( , Mon 27 Oct 2014, 13:04, Reply)
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does this make sense? it's muffled by the fury of realising that you're spending a hundred hours a week doing typing and still living in a 2 bed flat
( , Mon 27 Oct 2014, 13:06, Reply)
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terrible stalking skillz
the flat isn't at all small, and i don't have to pay for it, it was bought for cash.
now go and haggle on some venus or veet, there's a good boy.
( , Mon 27 Oct 2014, 13:08, Reply)
the flat isn't at all small, and i don't have to pay for it, it was bought for cash.
now go and haggle on some venus or veet, there's a good boy.
( , Mon 27 Oct 2014, 13:08, Reply)
sometimes, if it's necessary
i like to give clients a gold-plated service. it means they come back.
( , Mon 27 Oct 2014, 13:20, Reply)
i like to give clients a gold-plated service. it means they come back.
( , Mon 27 Oct 2014, 13:20, Reply)
you don't have to justify your life choices to me
you have to justify them to yourself in twenty five years time when you look back on the waste of your youth
although conveyancing will all be done by machines in five years so maybe your second career will be less soul destroying
( , Mon 27 Oct 2014, 13:26, Reply)
you have to justify them to yourself in twenty five years time when you look back on the waste of your youth
although conveyancing will all be done by machines in five years so maybe your second career will be less soul destroying
( , Mon 27 Oct 2014, 13:26, Reply)
i was doing that a couple of weeks ago
for a £100,000,000 claim where an urgent high court injunction was needed on short notice.
you stick to your lonely little drawing board and i'll stick to my real life job with real people.
( , Mon 27 Oct 2014, 13:45, Reply)
for a £100,000,000 claim where an urgent high court injunction was needed on short notice.
you stick to your lonely little drawing board and i'll stick to my real life job with real people.
( , Mon 27 Oct 2014, 13:45, Reply)
hey ... I've already said that nobody is judging you
you've decided that you value your all-too-brief existence so little that you'll spend it doing clerical work ... that's your choice
( , Mon 27 Oct 2014, 13:47, Reply)
you've decided that you value your all-too-brief existence so little that you'll spend it doing clerical work ... that's your choice
( , Mon 27 Oct 2014, 13:47, Reply)
i suppose i could take a few more drugs to make the kids think i'm cool
( , Mon 27 Oct 2014, 13:49, Reply)
( , Mon 27 Oct 2014, 13:49, Reply)
I'm starting to feel bad about this.
Sorry. Didn't intend genuine upset.
( , Mon 27 Oct 2014, 13:51, Reply)
Sorry. Didn't intend genuine upset.
( , Mon 27 Oct 2014, 13:51, Reply)
Basing you sense of self-worth on being able to afford middle-class luxuries
is not going to lead to a happy life in the long run.
HTH
( , Mon 27 Oct 2014, 13:07, Reply)
is not going to lead to a happy life in the long run.
HTH
( , Mon 27 Oct 2014, 13:07, Reply)
having a kid who smears shit on the walls is a sign of failing in pretty much every area of life
h T h
( , Mon 27 Oct 2014, 13:09, Reply)
h T h
( , Mon 27 Oct 2014, 13:09, Reply)
try putting your finger under each word and reading it out loud
it might help you
( , Mon 27 Oct 2014, 13:15, Reply)
it might help you
( , Mon 27 Oct 2014, 13:15, Reply)
ah well, you tried, and that's the main thing
anyway, anyone who says money can't buy happiness simply doesn't know where to shop.
( , Mon 27 Oct 2014, 13:21, Reply)
anyway, anyone who says money can't buy happiness simply doesn't know where to shop.
( , Mon 27 Oct 2014, 13:21, Reply)
just because you're working yourself to the aged bone with kids now doesn't mean they'll stick around
( , Mon 27 Oct 2014, 13:35, Reply)
( , Mon 27 Oct 2014, 13:35, Reply)
I'm sitting in the park.
You're the one doing twenty hour days, love. I'm a proper idle cunt.
( , Mon 27 Oct 2014, 13:37, Reply)
You're the one doing twenty hour days, love. I'm a proper idle cunt.
( , Mon 27 Oct 2014, 13:37, Reply)
I'd say that's more failing at parenting.
No-one in their right mind regrets having kids, those that do will usually buy them property on the other side of the country to get rid of the cunts.
( , Mon 27 Oct 2014, 13:46, Reply)
No-one in their right mind regrets having kids, those that do will usually buy them property on the other side of the country to get rid of the cunts.
( , Mon 27 Oct 2014, 13:46, Reply)
everybody's different
some people should have kids, some shouldn't.
baggenfock definitely shouldn't, the nonce.
( , Mon 27 Oct 2014, 13:49, Reply)
some people should have kids, some shouldn't.
baggenfock definitely shouldn't, the nonce.
( , Mon 27 Oct 2014, 13:49, Reply)
buying property for your kids is basically like telling them you expect them to fail at life
( , Mon 27 Oct 2014, 13:50, Reply)
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you keep telling yourself this as your wife shouts at SSE to try and reduce the 'leccy bill by a quid
( , Mon 27 Oct 2014, 13:54, Reply)
( , Mon 27 Oct 2014, 13:54, Reply)
now what's got ricecake crumbs in your knickers?
don't tell me that two bed flat was a present from Daddy? hahaha fucking hell
( , Mon 27 Oct 2014, 13:57, Reply)
don't tell me that two bed flat was a present from Daddy? hahaha fucking hell
( , Mon 27 Oct 2014, 13:57, Reply)
if a giant wholewheat tortilla stuffed with brown rice, peppers, onions, carrots, courgettes, baby sweetcorn, mushrooms, spicy salsa, cheese, sour cream and jalapenos is pikey...
... then colour me pikey.
( , Mon 27 Oct 2014, 14:12, Reply)
... then colour me pikey.
( , Mon 27 Oct 2014, 14:12, Reply)
it's the most depressing peasant food outside Africa
Christ alone knows why anybody ever imported it
( , Mon 27 Oct 2014, 14:29, Reply)
Christ alone knows why anybody ever imported it
( , Mon 27 Oct 2014, 14:29, Reply)
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