If there was a Premier League club
Called Aardvark United, they would be top of the league before the season started based purely on listing teams in alphabetical order.

Alt. Saturday night.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 1 Nov 2014, 20:32, 4 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

Alt, Whigfield, all the way.
Night at home, Halloween was mental last night, chucked last out at about three. Food, wine and play with the dog.
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Sat 1 Nov 2014, 20:47, Reply)

Right, well I'm going to the pub.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 1 Nov 2014, 20:53, Reply)

I've often said Albion West Bromwich would work much better as a name
for that very reason.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 1 Nov 2014, 21:04, Reply)

I errrrm... ..... .............yeah
Alt: Tenby at night is shit, however the caldy crab I just had was delicious
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 1 Nov 2014, 21:45, Reply)