So there was me and me two other older caveman brothers
and we were walking through the woods, starving, when we saw a cave. Through that cave we saw a loaf of sliced berad, it was the best loaf of bread I ever did see, but we had to go into a big scary cave to get it.

My oldest brother went in, and as he stepped up to the peddistole that had the bread, he heard a ghost, this is what happened.

    .'``'.      ...
     :o  o `....'`  ; WOOO I am the ghost that guards the toast
     `. O         :'
       `':          `.
         `:.          `.
          : `.         `.
         `..'`...       `.
                 `...     `.
                     ``...  `.
                          `````.

He ran out, and went to the my second oldest brother "Don't go in there bruv', theres a ghost". Well, second oldest caveman brother thought it was bullshitting so he went in .....

    .'``'.      ...
     :o  o `....'`  ; WOOO I am the ghost that guards the toast
     `. O         :'
       `':          `.
         `:.          `.
          : `.         `.
         `..'`...       `.
                 `...     `.
                     ``...  `.
                          `````.

And then he done a runner too, up to me. Well, I ain't no pussyole, I ran in grabbed the bread, and wolfed it all down.

    .'``'.      ...
     :o  o `....'`  ; WOOO I am the ghost that guards the toast
     `. O         :'   I warned you once.
       `':          `.       I warned you twice
         `:.          `.        I wiped my bottom on every slice.
          : `.         `.
         `..'`...       `.
                 `...     `.
                     ``...  `.
                          `````.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 3 Nov 2014, 12:39, 61 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

more of this sort of thing

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 3 Nov 2014, 12:42, Reply)

     .'``'.      ...
     :o  o `....'`  ;    WOOO MINE WOOOOO                
     `. O         :'
       `':          `.
         `:.          `.
          : `.         `.
         `..'`...       `.
                 `...     `.
                     ``...  `.
                          `````.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 3 Nov 2014, 12:43, Reply)

lol

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 3 Nov 2014, 12:49, Reply)

you ridiculous heeb

(old man river possible lesbian, Mon 3 Nov 2014, 12:55, Reply)

Did you see on the news someone's knicked the Arbeit macht frei sign off Dacchau.
Might keep an eye on the black market, see if we can buy it for beefo for Christmas.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 3 Nov 2014, 13:00, Reply)

why bother nicking it when you can just get some of your Jew slaves to make a new one

(old man river possible lesbian, Mon 3 Nov 2014, 13:01, Reply)

This assumes the person who stole it has got jew slaves.
Which they might not. Atop making assumptions about stuff. Assumpo.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 3 Nov 2014, 13:03, Reply)

Wait, there are people without Jew slaves?
I thought it was a basic human right
( Peej, Mon 3 Nov 2014, 13:04, Reply)

I don't have any.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 3 Nov 2014, 13:06, Reply)

Where are yours from then?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 3 Nov 2014, 13:07, Reply)

Is this one of those cruel jokes where you all make me feel inferior by pretending to have jew slaves?
Because it's mean and it's bullying and it's not nice and I don't like it and I'm telling my mum.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 3 Nov 2014, 13:11, Reply)

No you won't.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 3 Nov 2014, 13:19, Reply)

:(

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 3 Nov 2014, 13:21, Reply)

lol povvo no slaves

(old man river possible lesbian, Mon 3 Nov 2014, 13:08, Reply)

I bet he's going to run out and get some slaves to try and be cool like the rest of us
but get Aldi brand slaves and make them do clerical work.
( Peej, Mon 3 Nov 2014, 13:15, Reply)

what's the point of that sign if you don't have Jew slaves?

(old man river possible lesbian, Mon 3 Nov 2014, 13:07, Reply)

what, again?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 3 Nov 2014, 13:12, Reply)

That was the Auchwitz one

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 3 Nov 2014, 13:15, Reply)

Auschwitz last time fucko

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 3 Nov 2014, 13:15, Reply)

That was Auchwitz you fucking cunt

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 3 Nov 2014, 13:16, Reply)

Auschwich tosser last go time away!

( Peej, Mon 3 Nov 2014, 13:21, Reply)

I think you'll find that was Auschwitz you stupid ghost wanker

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 3 Nov 2014, 13:23, Reply)

Wasn't that Belsen?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 3 Nov 2014, 13:24, Reply)

No. I believe this is the first time.

(old man river possible lesbian, Mon 3 Nov 2014, 13:26, Reply)

    .'``'.      ...
     :o  o `....'`  ; WOOO you schmuck
     `. O         :'
       `':          `.
         `:.          `.
          : `.         `.
         `..'`...       `.
                 `...     `.
                     ``...  `.
                          `````.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 3 Nov 2014, 13:26, Reply)

It's like that hilarious BBC sitcom So Haunt Me

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 3 Nov 2014, 13:29, Reply)

This made me laugh. A little.
www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/germany/11204284/Nazi-Arbeit-Macht-Frei-sign-stolen-from-gate-at-Dachau-concentration-camp.html

'She said a private security service supervises the site but officials had decided against surveillance of the former camp with video cameras because they didn't want to turn it into a "maximum-security unit." '
Isn't that what it was intended to be?
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 3 Nov 2014, 13:17, Reply)

No. No it wasn't.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 3 Nov 2014, 13:30, Reply)

What's with all the Nazi rage?

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 3 Nov 2014, 13:32, Reply)

INORITE
Lets have a NE based calm area
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 3 Nov 2014, 13:32, Reply)

Exactly, it isn't like they did anything wrong!

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 3 Nov 2014, 13:33, Reply)

lolocaust

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 3 Nov 2014, 13:34, Reply)

It's Dozer
started with hamsters, now he's moved on to Goebbels.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 3 Nov 2014, 13:35, Reply)

Goebbels are a fiver, chief

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 3 Nov 2014, 13:39, Reply)

this was quite good
i approve
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 3 Nov 2014, 13:47, Reply)

I followed Lightys link last week and got a free trail of Nicoccino
I gave them out at Saturdays party. The verdict is fucking shit. initial taste is disgusting, aftertaste is like someone has stubbed out a cigarette in your mouth and absolutely zero feeling of nicotine buzz.

Basically I hope lightly gets force fed a whole pack.
( Peej, Mon 3 Nov 2014, 13:57, Reply)

Sounds like a shit coffee

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 3 Nov 2014, 14:00, Reply)

Sounds like a foreigner.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 3 Nov 2014, 14:03, Reply)

^ wants to know what love is

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 3 Nov 2014, 14:05, Reply)

^playing head games

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 3 Nov 2014, 14:08, Reply)