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Friday Friday Friday Friday Friday. Guess what I've got planned. Go on. Guess.
Alt: *spoiler warning* gonna get pissed and watch a movie, what are you doing?
Altalt: best tea? And I mean proper tea, no fucking twining blended green tea with hope bollocks. I'm a typhoo man deal with it.
Altaltalt: that's a shit question, seen that pick up artist guy on the news who seems to use violence to pick up women? Where do you stand on the whole rape culture, bad man debate? Also, you did not rape my mum. Jussayin.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 7 Nov 2014, 6:03,
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Deffo didn't rape your mum, she was begging for ittyphoonis shit and for cunts, you want a Yorkshire gold bruv.
I have no plans that I am aware of
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 7:26,
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She's been dead years you sick fuck. (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 7 Nov 2014, 8:24,
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full leaf assamI've got some proper Chinese green tea too. Teabag tea is for builders and paupers.
And your mum raped me.
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Are you genuinely saying that you come down first thing in the morning with a stinking hangover and make a pot of loose leaf tea?Bent.
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I like loose leaf gold label English breakfast if I'm making a pot. Does that pass your standards?
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 7 Nov 2014, 8:23,
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I like you. (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 7 Nov 2014, 8:47,
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Marxists will only ever use tea bagsas they believe that proper tea is theft.
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Anarchists. If you're going to make a shit old joke, at least get it right.(, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 8:13, Reply)
Are you going to be cruising the local schools for waifs and strays?Alt what movie? and what beverage
altalt, Probably Earl Grey or Assam
altaltalt No I haven't could you provide more information
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Humans share 99.5% of their DNA with mallards therefore it's the most 'natural' behaviour, jussayin(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 8:12,
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you'll need to give me ten minutesand maybe a Mickey and Donald cartoon to warm me up
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I like the bit in WFRR where Donald and Daffy settle their differencesNeither is wearing trousers at any point in that film
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 8:22,
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Out with the G/F tonight - may go for a steak somewhereAltalt: Looseleaf Yorkshire tea. and before someone whinges about 'making a pot' etc etc I have a one-cup boiler and an infuser so one mug of loose leaf tea is easy to make.
Altaltalt: Never watched it - never will. However, YM is ace at rimming.
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I might get one of those funny metal mesh things. Think they're called tea pugs. Really show the guys on site how tea is made.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 7 Nov 2014, 8:35,
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Right, infuser, I will buy an infuser. Shall I get a wakki one shaped like a giraffe or sutin?
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 7 Nov 2014, 8:46,
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get one shaped like a pair of hairy bollocksthen you can make regular teabagging jokes for MUCH hilarity
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The one I have is basically a gauze thing with a handle - about 1/3 the size of small mugMakes frickin' awesome tea
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What we need is a person or persons to drum up loads of media hysteria about a certain group of people.Point out a few stereotypes about them, concentrate on the bad points of a small minority and then use their political influence to suggest that every man, woman and child in the group is the same. Dehumanise them and then suggest that your country would be better and that you personally would be better off financially without them. Its a short hop from this to easily convincing the masses that the entire world would be better off rid of them. Then boom we'll have all the muzzas in the trains to the camps before you can say "hasn'tthishappenedbefore?"
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Peej, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 8:37,
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I know a tosser who actually uses 'Kernow' in his postal address.The fucken fanny.
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it'll be funnier when the postal service is properly privatised and starts charging seven quid to deliver to his ridiculous backwater.(, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 8:44, Reply)
I'm reading a book on this very subject at the momentBecause that's the sort of dull cunt I am.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 8:51,
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I'm going home at 11.30, no not for a diet coke, but to let the boiler repair guys inThen I am going to put my feet up with AFTERNOON CANS and watch a film or 2 with no kids or nagging wife to throw books at me.
alt. I never would have guessed.
altalt. I drink buckets of it and I don't really care what brand as as long as its hot
altaltalt. THank fuck for that, I was worried for a bit after the police came round. Interesting question though. Rape obv=wrong except in cases of genuine rape where the body turns into a sofa or something or other. My spouse like many human beings watches online grot. Not it does nothing for me but she likes a type that has now been made illegalz online by just call me Dave. I don't think my wife is going to go out a rape someone just because she got turned on watching a simulated porn clip of it. Maybe she'll do it because she's batshit crazy but I don't think you can blame porn for rapists any more than you can blame violet music for school shootings.
Sorry did I say AFTERNOONCANS!
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Peej, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 8:30,
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You did say afternoon cans, and I am jealous. I'm probably going to spend my afternoon on the M25 car park.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 7 Nov 2014, 8:34,
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Is it illegal to drink booze and drive as long as I don't go over the limit? (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 7 Nov 2014, 8:39,
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It is illegal in the same way as it is illegal to drink a coke and drive alongBut not because its alcohol
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Peej, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 10:32,
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Im'ma pick up the sprog and head to Brighton for the weekend, having a right old laughand similtaneously scoring some drugs for Caravan palace and Slamboree gig next week :D
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Glovington, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 8:38,
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I know...He's not a priority client like you, on acocunt of being a fucking povvo(
Glovington, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 8:50,
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Going aht tonight.Altalt: Tea bags are shit and for cunts. Loose leaf Assam is where it's at, but I'm happy enough with the bog standard red label stuff too.
Altaltalt: Rape is a culture now? Perhaps we should be doing more to protect our cultural heritage.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 8:49,
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I bet you use tea bags all the time and are just trying to look cool on front of your mates. I saw you in the queue for the price tips limited edition bear.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 7 Nov 2014, 9:00,
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I don't have any mates :((
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 9:05,
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Yeah you do. We're mates. Me and you. Chums. (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 7 Nov 2014, 9:41,
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Would you like a cup of tea?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 9:44,
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Lapsang for me. In a China cup.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 7 Nov 2014, 9:57,
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You're just trying to look cool in front of me now(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 10:06,
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I have one cup of tea in the morning out of habit and I couldn't give a fuck if it was bagged, loose, green, black, sweet, Ice or shat out by a panda as long as it's hotShould we even be debating rape?
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Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 8:59,
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I didn't say rape, I said rape culture. (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 7 Nov 2014, 9:01,
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Oh, we should definitely debate thatWhat is it?
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Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 9:04,
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I'm not really sure, From what I gather it's a catch all term for the sexually aggressive behaviour of groups of mostly young men.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 7 Nov 2014, 9:16,
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Havent men been sexually aggresive since pretty much teh dawn of mankind? (, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 9:19, Reply)
You tell the feminists that. I'm sure as hell staying out of it. (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 7 Nov 2014, 9:27,
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What is the classic image of caveman relationships?You can pretty much pass this down through the animal kingdom the genetic programming is to pass on your genes, I am not saying its correct for an evolved being to do so but creating a catch all term actually diminishes the nature of the crime.
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Is it a very hairy man, hanging around with three teenage girls and solving crimes with them?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 9:37,
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Tonight I'll be mostly doing fuck all and drinking beerGot an engagement party to go to tomorrow night so drinking more beer. I've got no overtime this weekend so I may drink more beer
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Yorkshire tea
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Violence to pick up women? Sounds like a "great" idea
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 9:48,
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well how can we guess if you told us?What movie. I cba to scroll up.
alt. Yorkshire tea.
altalt. Erm. Rape is bad mmmmkay? People who still see women as nothing more than sexual objects are a waste of oxygen tbh.
I mean, cock's much better.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 10:00,
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So you are saying that male rape is ok?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 10:05,
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when my mates point out a lady who is good looking, and then make a comment, I always feel really fake when I agree. In reality I don't give a shit. I just don't see random good looking women and then want to fuck them.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 10:08,
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Maybe, possibly, haven't really been with a bloke so don't know. How was it for you, when you realised you like cock in your bum?
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 10:11,
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Including your own?(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 10:20,
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Go fuck yourselfOh, you did
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 10:22,
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GAY^But really, it's something I've dealt with a lot. A lot of the "lads" that used to come in to the pubs I've worked on were genuinely upsettingly unpleasant. Many times I kicked groups, especially stag dos, out for the way they would leer and make horrible comments towards the bar girls. Often the hooray Henry's were worse than the builder lads.
And now, a lot of the engineers I work with are the sort of people that Wolf whistle at women and make horrid sexually comments and I know I should call them out, but I want an easy life at work so I don't. There's definitely an attitude among some men that is horrid.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 7 Nov 2014, 10:41,
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Most of the time with my mates, as they're all in relationships, they never do anything about it.I think it might be, with some of them, that they see me single so are 'trying to help' possibly. They're all really loyal to their misses, so I think when they're around me, they get that moment to live the single life without halming anyone.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 10:46,
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