Any IT pricks know why someones screen would suddenly have everything magnified?
Not mine but one of the wimmin I work with. Windows innit
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 10:12, 6 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

Is she looking at it through a magnifying glass? That would cause this issue.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 10:14, Reply)

try looking at the magnifying glass through a microscope. that should sort it out

( Glovington, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 10:16, Reply)

Get her to move her chair backwards

( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 10:14, Reply)

When you say "everything magnified" does it possibly look like some prick might have been fucking about with the resolution?

( Kroney, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 10:15, Reply)

I thought you came here to get away from this sort of shit

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 10:16, Reply)

So did I.

( Kroney, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 10:21, Reply)

SOZ LIKE!!
Yeah possibly but it happened overnight when she came back to her comp
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 10:25, Reply)

Oh yeah, the old "it happened by itself, or maybe wizards".

( Kroney, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 10:25, Reply)

"Oh no, I'm definitely putting my password in right, it's got to be something wrong with the system"
"Hello, my internet's running slow, is there soemthing wrong with the server?"
"No, I definitely didn't delete them, there must be a problem"
"It did it by itself!"

In all of these events, the person calling you definitely did something stupid.
( Kroney, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 10:29, Reply)

when I worked at sky there was a woman though wireless worked before you took it out the box.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 10:39, Reply)

I've had three of them already today

( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 10:58, Reply)

either resolution or
she has been using the scroll wheel on her mouse and had the shift key held down...

Sorry Ctrl not shft
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 10:17, Reply)

^ Definitely works in IT

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 10:17, Reply)

SH

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 10:18, Reply)

I bet it's this
Is this a thing?
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 10:23, Reply)

Nah not that. it's her actual home screen and icons

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 10:24, Reply)

Resolution.

( Kroney, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 10:25, Reply)

Probably
right click on the desktop screen and adjust the scree resolution, there will be an option saying recommended...

Last possible one just make sure it doesn't say "safe mode" in the corners of the screen if it does then restart
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 10:27, Reply)

I feel a bit sorry for Jase, you know.
He'll end up falling into tech support at this rate.
( Kroney, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 10:30, Reply)

It happens to the best of us

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 10:31, Reply)

I thought these big PPI firms would have an IT department.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 10:25, Reply)

we're not a big firm
Just make big money
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 10:27, Reply)

What like those charity cheques?

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 10:28, Reply)

Now with MOAR Fiona Phillips

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 10:32, Reply)

If it's in one or two apps and not "everything" as you previously claimed, yes.

( Kroney, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 10:24, Reply)

WOW - look at it go!
That's me occupied for the rest of the day
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 10:26, Reply)

I WANNA GO!
how do you do it on a laptop computer geeks?
( Glovington, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 10:30, Reply)

Ctrl and + or -

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 10:31, Reply)

nope. nothing :(

( Glovington, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 10:32, Reply)

I have got this ere windows 8 that everyone says is shit, is it something to do with that?

( Glovington, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 10:33, Reply)

Got something that looks like this:
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On your trackpad?
( Kroney, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 10:33, Reply)

I don't know what a trackpad is

( Glovington, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 10:36, Reply)

and now that wonderful little feature where you go to the bottom right hand corner and a toolbar with search on comes on ir broken and I cant search
man, windows 8 is the best
( Glovington, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 10:41, Reply)

Works on mine, I can put off getting glasses indefinitely now

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 10:33, Reply)

lucky

( Glovington, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 10:40, Reply)

switch it to T-ring

( Glovington, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 10:17, Reply)

Sorted. Ta!
Dunno how that changed by itself mind.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 10:31, Reply)

Pro tip: it didn't. No way did it change by itself.

( Kroney, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 10:32, Reply)

Maybe it's alive. Like Johnny 5

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 14 Nov 2014, 10:37, Reply)

more input

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 10:38, Reply)

Only if you're gentle and don't tell anyone.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 14 Nov 2014, 10:39, Reply)

She doesn't know how to get into settings. She can barely wipe her own arse.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 10:38, Reply)

In that case it's definitely a picnic, pebkac or wetware error

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 10:39, Reply)

She definitely definitely definitely did it.
Settings don't randomly change. Stuff doesn't randomly stop working. Stuff doesn't randomly get deleted. People absolutely are idiots. People absolutely lie.

You are going to need to learn this lesson if you're to survive, Jase.
( Kroney, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 10:43, Reply)

Wow that's like sooo random, man

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 10:45, Reply)

God Tangles, way to prove my point.

( Kroney, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 10:46, Reply)

Cheque is in the post
I will warn you before I cum in your mouth

etc.
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 10:45, Reply)

I recon a good 60-70% of all professional interaction
is people covering for their incompetence and stupidity.
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 10:46, Reply)

It's a surprise to me how people lie about this sort if stuff,
I wonder sometimes they're just so dense they don't realise what they're doing and genuinely think it's not their fault.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 14 Nov 2014, 10:46, Reply)

Yes, undoubtedly.

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 10:48, Reply)

If only two thirds of the phone calls I take in a day end with me hanging up and muttering "fucking idiot" then it's been a good day
I really wish the Missus would stop calling me at work
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 10:50, Reply)

She just chats filth when she calls me

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 10:52, Reply)

I wondered what that premium rate number on the bill was

( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 10:57, Reply)