What the hell are you lot still doing up
ON A SCHOOL NIGHT?
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 21:12, 6 replies, latest was 9 years ago)

Oh, look who's come crawling back!

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 18 Dec 2014, 21:16, Reply)

Quick lonely curry for one and then back home to the bedsit in time for Grand Designs and a tearful wank

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 21:20, Reply)

Wait, what............I don't bother with "Grand Designs" anymore

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 21:26, Reply)

It ain't a school night I'm on holiday ain't I

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 21:17, Reply)

You should mention this to Monty

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 21:27, Reply)

im off work so ner

(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 21:17, Reply)

I hear that your work place productivity has gone up 25% DUE TO THIS

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 21:28, Reply)

definitely
the chicks no longer have me to stare at thus wasting time
/dozer
(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 21:31, Reply)

Digs it

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 21:32, Reply)

I don't go to school anymore, I'm in my mid thirties for goodness sake you senile old goat.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 21:19, Reply)

You just hang out near the gates now?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 21:29, Reply)

Several of the regulars on here are always 'up' any time school is mentioned

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 21:20, Reply)

What I'm saying is, they have erections because they are paedophiles

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 21:21, Reply)

when japanese men have erections they get a new government

(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 21:22, Reply)

Lacist

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 18 Dec 2014, 21:24, Reply)

solly

(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 21:25, Reply)

I'd imagine that japanese men have erections all the time because they are all paedophiles too

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 21:25, Reply)

If their cartoons are anything to go by,
you could be right.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 18 Dec 2014, 21:26, Reply)

dont they have vending machines with schoolgirls used knickers in or summat too?

(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 21:27, Reply)

I quite often get erections does this mean I'm a paedophile?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 21:27, Reply)

Almost certainly.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 18 Dec 2014, 21:29, Reply)

Shit, someone had better warn my kids

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 21:30, Reply)

depends where and when
during antiques roadshow, no.

outside primary school.....sorry to be the bearer, etc
(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 21:29, Reply)

I heard he'd love to be the bearer
IYKWIMAITYDKWIM
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 18 Dec 2014, 21:30, Reply)

I'm really not sure if I could be arsed to work this out

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 21:32, Reply)

I know the T is for turban, not sure about the rest

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 22:08, Reply)

I feel sad because sometimes it seems everyone is a paedo but me and I'm left out the cool gang yet again

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 21:30, Reply)

You and me both, Frog.
*gerontophile fives*
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 18 Dec 2014, 21:31, Reply)

Typical, I though older women were 'in' and now it's all about kids. I'm getting too old for all these new trends.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 21:33, Reply)

Olding back the years

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 21:33, Reply)

y
(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 21:34, Reply)

I came to it quite late, but I read up on it so I could pretend I knew more than I did
Dozer reckons he's been doing it since school when everyone else was still into pogs and Monty used to hang out with some of London's most celebrated nonces during his 90s heyday
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 21:37, Reply)

ive asked for a few books on it for Xmas, it's certainly something that interests me.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 21:41, Reply)

Having kids of your own is the easiest way in as you don't have to go through the bother of grooming or snatching them

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 21:49, Reply)

but then you have to do sexings with actual adult women which seems a bit ironic if that's what irony means now, I don't keep up to date with these things any more

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 21:52, Reply)

Best check with Dozer

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 18 Dec 2014, 21:55, Reply)

I'll probably just leave it

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 21:56, Reply)

Don't worry you as a Vegetarian
probably wouldn't have the energy to nonce up kids
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 21:42, Reply)