It's foggy and icy round my way
It's been fun watching the pensioner drivers panicking when they hit the icy car park outside the newsagents. They're just abandoning their cars in even more awkward places than they normally do - with the added comedy bonus of sliding across the tarmac when on foot. I predict at least two broken hips before lunchtime.
So, when should the elderly be made to stop driving?
Alt: Smoked or sweetcure bacon?
Altalt: Just talk amongst yourselves about trainers or vinyl or somesuch.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Sun 4 Jan 2015, 10:09, 56 replies, latest was 9 years ago)

panicking.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 4 Jan 2015, 10:27, Reply)

when they start complaining about other peoples driving on an obscure comedy messageboard

(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Sun 4 Jan 2015, 11:39, Reply)

I just watched a car swerve around a bicycle and knock over a "lane closed: no overtaking" sign
Sadly they didn't crash and die otherwise that would have been ironic death GOLD
(old man river possible lesbian, Sun 4 Jan 2015, 11:44, Reply)

First fall 5 mins ago
Nothing broken though. However, one of the patrons has hit a parked van while driving into the car park. Claimed the van 'shouldn't have parked there' - what? Shouldn't have been parked in a marked parking bay in a car park? Loads of witnesses, all of whom saw him run into the van.
Daft old twat.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Sun 4 Jan 2015, 11:56, Reply)

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( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 4 Jan 2015, 15:27, Reply)

looks like those pink refeshers bars you used to get taped on the front of the beano

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 4 Jan 2015, 15:28, Reply)

Afternoons.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Sun 4 Jan 2015, 15:29, Reply)

I'm a bit bored.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 4 Jan 2015, 17:14, Reply)

Been watchingthe footie?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Sun 4 Jan 2015, 17:17, Reply)

No, been doing stuff.
The Doris did say 'do you want the football on?' - but that would have meant her switching off the show she'd been watching whilst doing housework.

Which I thought would be somewhat unfair.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 4 Jan 2015, 17:20, Reply)

You're a caring and considerate person Jeff, she's lucky to have you.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Sun 4 Jan 2015, 17:26, Reply)

Watching the Arsenal game mow.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 4 Jan 2015, 17:31, Reply)

I mean now.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 4 Jan 2015, 17:42, Reply)

I caught bits of United's, it was crap.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Sun 4 Jan 2015, 17:45, Reply)

FA Cup hasn't been that exciting this weekend.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 4 Jan 2015, 17:49, Reply)

When?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sun 4 Jan 2015, 17:46, Reply)

sows

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 4 Jan 2015, 17:49, Reply)

you miserable old prick.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 4 Jan 2015, 17:44, Reply)

Now then weepee.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Sun 4 Jan 2015, 17:48, Reply)

well, it's true

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 4 Jan 2015, 17:59, Reply)

"Now then", as in "hello", not an admonishment.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Sun 4 Jan 2015, 18:03, Reply)

is that a thing?

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 4 Jan 2015, 18:08, Reply)

It's a Northern thing.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Sun 4 Jan 2015, 18:13, Reply)

fair enough.
Slow Sunday night?
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 4 Jan 2015, 18:14, Reply)

Isn't everyone back to work tomorrow?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 4 Jan 2015, 18:16, Reply)

Been dead since New Year's Eve, taking opportunity to book a family holiday this month.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Sun 4 Jan 2015, 18:19, Reply)