I still remember the yoghurt cake
cooked by a vague acquaintance with no knowledge of cookery science, who thought that it didn't matter if he didn't have enough yoghurt because he could just use vegetable oil instead. The end result was like a limp and impotent brick after a kiln misfire.
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Mon 5 Jan 2015, 14:13, 1 reply, 9 years ago)

we made ginger cake when i was at school
someone brought mixed herbs instead of mixed spices. it did NOT look or smell good.

also someone else thought it would be a good idea to swirl red, blue and green food colouring into a cake, like a psychedelic marble effect.

no. like a grey mutant dishcloth effect.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 5 Jan 2015, 14:14, Reply)

Haha Ginger cake

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 5 Jan 2015, 14:15, Reply)

our class thpethul once brought cauliflower instead of cornflour for a cake
in his defence, he probably spelled then both "conflowa" so it was entirely his idiot mum's fault
(old man river possible lesbian, Mon 5 Jan 2015, 14:27, Reply)

That takes some doing.
Unless, obviously, you're a mong.
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Mon 5 Jan 2015, 14:32, Reply)

He's dead now. He had something pretty grim I think. He was tiny and thick as fuck.
It's still his mum's fault for thinking cauliflower was a sensible cake ingredient.
(old man river possible lesbian, Mon 5 Jan 2015, 14:34, Reply)

Maybe she took advantage of his relaxed standards
by giving him a cauliflower with candles on it on his birthday every year.
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Mon 5 Jan 2015, 14:35, Reply)