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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Weebles.
Alt: Flumps.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 6 Jan 2015, 13:40, 107 replies, latest was 9 years ago)
Hullo, little old lady.

(old man river possible lesbian, Tue 6 Jan 2015, 13:42, Reply)
Oh, Pootle.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 6 Jan 2015, 13:51, Reply)
*comedy flumpet glissando*

(old man river possible lesbian, Tue 6 Jan 2015, 13:53, Reply)
I saw them at Infest
Most disappointing live act
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 6 Jan 2015, 14:11, Reply)
Oh man I finally got my system access back!
Better do some work.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 6 Jan 2015, 13:47, Reply)
you should test it for robustness by streaming some HD donkey porn to all your colleagues

(old man river possible lesbian, Tue 6 Jan 2015, 13:51, Reply)
Some of the inmates are probably here for doing just that!

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 6 Jan 2015, 13:58, Reply)
You can go to jail for it?
*panics*
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 6 Jan 2015, 14:12, Reply)
Nah, just a mental hospital.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 6 Jan 2015, 14:13, Reply)
But it feels so right!!

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 6 Jan 2015, 14:14, Reply)
Right, there's no need for language like that
This is a family site, m8
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 6 Jan 2015, 13:51, Reply)
Reebok Pumps

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 6 Jan 2015, 13:54, Reply)
No plimsoll chat!

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 6 Jan 2015, 13:55, Reply)
I need some new trainers

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 6 Jan 2015, 14:11, Reply)
Wobbles

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 6 Jan 2015, 14:11, Reply)
i've just polished off a vat of chilli bean soup, stuffed full of veg and beans and spices
and a mini pot of falafel and grated carrot and houmous.

i could do with a nice sleep now.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 6 Jan 2015, 14:15, Reply)
I had some chilli hummus, spinach and red pepper pitta breads
They were rather NOM
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 6 Jan 2015, 14:16, Reply)
oh that sounds good
chilli houmous is a Very Good Thing.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 6 Jan 2015, 14:18, Reply)
Seconded, chilli houmous is excellent
I've just scarfed an entirely forgettable home made lunch, I'd rather have had a burrito but it's pissing down outside.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Tue 6 Jan 2015, 14:19, Reply)
ooh hello stranger
hope my email to mrsbicyclerepairman was helpful, that tool needs his neck wringing.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 6 Jan 2015, 14:28, Reply)
Hello Ms Swipe
Yes, thank you! We've a few other issues going on at present, but your email was very helpful.

Good xmas I trust?
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Tue 6 Jan 2015, 14:31, Reply)
good stuff, let me know what you guys decide to do
amazing thank you. how's the new job?
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 6 Jan 2015, 14:34, Reply)
Will do.
It's hugely appreciated here.

New job? Will let you know in a week. Am still at a well known Mayfair arts establishment that may have the word "farts" in it's name.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Tue 6 Jan 2015, 14:38, Reply)
Are you fully over your headaids now, then?
It was touch and go for a while. We weren't sure you were going to make it.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 6 Jan 2015, 14:32, Reply)
that's odd
i distinctly remember you saying, "i hope he dies."
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 6 Jan 2015, 14:34, Reply)
Still dying on my arse here...
...even Beechams isn't really touching it.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Tue 6 Jan 2015, 14:35, Reply)
If it's viral, there's fuck all you can do.
Just got to ride it out.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 6 Jan 2015, 14:38, Reply)
I tried that, I ended up riding my bike and feeling shit
I think I need whisky.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Tue 6 Jan 2015, 14:39, Reply)
It's always the answer.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 6 Jan 2015, 14:45, Reply)
It is indeed

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 6 Jan 2015, 14:21, Reply)
i'm definitely going to make a black bean smokey chilli soup this weekend
the recipe recommends using strips of bacon to really bring out the taste of the smokey beans. i offered to do this for meatsnake, thereby sullying my delicate hands with rank pig carcass.

and he said, "no, i only like vegetarian soup". should be renamed carrotsnake, the gaylord.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 6 Jan 2015, 14:29, Reply)
I don't really like carrots.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 6 Jan 2015, 14:33, Reply)
alright, simmer down, celeryviper

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 6 Jan 2015, 14:34, Reply)
i don't mind the tops. carrot tops are 'alright'

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 6 Jan 2015, 14:36, Reply)
you're so UNFUNNY

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 6 Jan 2015, 14:38, Reply)
yeah i know

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 6 Jan 2015, 14:52, Reply)
You're fooling no-one
bumlord.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 6 Jan 2015, 14:34, Reply)
my sexual preferences are none of your business

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 6 Jan 2015, 14:35, Reply)
That's not true.
Swipe sends out a weekly email.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 6 Jan 2015, 14:38, Reply)
his mum writes it

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 6 Jan 2015, 14:39, Reply)
She writes one about all the boys though, doesn't she?

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 6 Jan 2015, 14:42, Reply)
NO SHE DOES NOT

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 6 Jan 2015, 14:53, Reply)
I got three last week

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 6 Jan 2015, 14:59, Reply)
Yeah but to be fair she *really* likes you, just like everyone does you utterly charming, decent, fucking wanker

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 6 Jan 2015, 15:02, Reply)
Sorry

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 6 Jan 2015, 15:03, Reply)
It's not me you need to apologise to, it's Jesus.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 6 Jan 2015, 15:06, Reply)
For God's sake

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 6 Jan 2015, 15:08, Reply)
well, i am just glad someone had the stones to say it

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 6 Jan 2015, 14:18, Reply)
Not just the stones, but the dignity with which to carry it off.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 6 Jan 2015, 14:22, Reply)
It's something I have long admired about you.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 6 Jan 2015, 14:23, Reply)
Stay about from my dignified stones!

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 6 Jan 2015, 14:26, Reply)
Just send me a photo and I'll leave them alone.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 6 Jan 2015, 14:34, Reply)
Dignitas, more like

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 6 Jan 2015, 14:23, Reply)
Hello!

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 6 Jan 2015, 14:23, Reply)
officelol

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 6 Jan 2015, 14:24, Reply)
Got them on speed dial

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 6 Jan 2015, 14:25, Reply)
That and the party popper making place, eh?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 6 Jan 2015, 14:26, Reply)

p o
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 6 Jan 2015, 14:39, Reply)
oarty?
oopper?
olace?
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 6 Jan 2015, 14:41, Reply)
Afternoon, helmets.
I see the #QualiBants has gone from strength to strength here.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 6 Jan 2015, 14:32, Reply)
Areet, Neebs?

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 6 Jan 2015, 14:33, Reply)
Braw hen.
Yersel?
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 6 Jan 2015, 14:36, Reply)
No' bad.
Day off today. And it's the old feller's birthday.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 6 Jan 2015, 14:40, Reply)
Cool. Remember - no surprises.

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 6 Jan 2015, 14:41, Reply)
It's a big one.
Three score and ten.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 6 Jan 2015, 14:45, Reply)
Shitting hell.
Give him one from me. Gently.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 6 Jan 2015, 14:48, Reply)
I'm sure he'd love that.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 6 Jan 2015, 14:51, Reply)
Is he down for his afternoon nap at the moment?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 6 Jan 2015, 14:41, Reply)
We're just watching the Christmas Lectures at the moment.
#livingthedream
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 6 Jan 2015, 14:44, Reply)
Fuck off bert.
/ac
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 6 Jan 2015, 14:36, Reply)
"afternoon, helmets" ????
charming.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 6 Jan 2015, 14:38, Reply)
Just admit it. You've missed me.

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 6 Jan 2015, 14:39, Reply)
She hasn't, but I have.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 6 Jan 2015, 15:01, Reply)
Oh Meaters, you smooth talking bastard.
How are you?
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 6 Jan 2015, 15:02, Reply)
Just swell thanks mister. You?

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 6 Jan 2015, 15:05, Reply)
Excellent.
Not bad. Just back at work yesterday and not really enjoying it at all.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 6 Jan 2015, 15:06, Reply)
It's taken me precisely one day to relapse into boredom and misery. I have taken Friday off though so nerr

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 6 Jan 2015, 15:08, Reply)
Oooh ta
I need to take the 16th afternoon off
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 6 Jan 2015, 15:08, Reply)
I'm not sure you deserve time off.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 6 Jan 2015, 15:11, Reply)
I always thought that if I had a semi-decent lottery win I would still want to work. Just to keep myself sane.
I'm now thinking, fuck that. Champagne and hookers all the way.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 6 Jan 2015, 15:15, Reply)
I firmly believe that I would be quite happy with nothing particular to do with my time as long as I had some cash to tide me over which was replenished daily

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 6 Jan 2015, 15:18, Reply)
It's not the best Nestle selection box, that's for sure.

(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Tue 6 Jan 2015, 14:41, Reply)
You'd struggle to surpass 'Evening Arsebandits' I grant you.

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 6 Jan 2015, 14:46, Reply)
Its in my top three films

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 6 Jan 2015, 14:53, Reply)
Sporters!
\o/

Long time no see. What's new?
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 6 Jan 2015, 14:57, Reply)
An enlarged liver and early death for me

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 6 Jan 2015, 14:59, Reply)
Curse your good luck

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 6 Jan 2015, 15:01, Reply)
INORITE
I might actually not have a drink tonight, just to see what that feels like. Mainly 'cos I'm running low on gin
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 6 Jan 2015, 15:03, Reply)
Booze fail
I take no chances. I have a minimum of 6 bottles in at any time of various brands.

Currently stocking:

Gordon's (for unwanted guests)
Blackwoods
Blackwoods 60%
Whitley Neill
North Berwick
Tanquary
Bombay Sapphire
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 6 Jan 2015, 15:05, Reply)
Bombay Sapphire and Botanist at the moment

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 6 Jan 2015, 15:08, Reply)
Just finished a bottle (not literally, but at New Year) of Tanquary Rangpur, which was excellent

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 6 Jan 2015, 15:11, Reply)
I need to up my gin game

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 6 Jan 2015, 15:11, Reply)
I've heard that Chase is supposed to be quite nice.
I don't like gin myself, so I've never tried it.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 6 Jan 2015, 15:13, Reply)
Chace is lovely
Got a bottle of Monkey 47 for my birthday, that was lovely too
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Tue 6 Jan 2015, 15:16, Reply)
You could probably do with a bit more gin, there, mate.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 6 Jan 2015, 15:12, Reply)
You think?
You could be right....
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 6 Jan 2015, 15:16, Reply)
I bought a litre bottle of Bombay Sapphire in Tesco last week for just twenty quid
lasted two days.
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Tue 6 Jan 2015, 15:14, Reply)
Good effort.
What are you thoughts on tonic? I've turned into a dreadful snob since I discovered Fever Tree.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 6 Jan 2015, 15:21, Reply)
Hello Bicycle Repairman
Since I quit facebook I do miss yours and CL's daily updates on the adventures R+F, are they both well?
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Tue 6 Jan 2015, 15:11, Reply)
Hello!
Yes, R&F are doing fine. F is turning into a neat-freak, R requires frequent nagging and sanction to motivate him to maintain his personal hygiene.

How's the home brewed fixie?
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Tue 6 Jan 2015, 15:15, Reply)
Im having such a busy day :((((
boo hiss boo
not even had a break yet :((((
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 6 Jan 2015, 15:11, Reply)

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