pint and some pork scratchings

(old man river possible lesbian, Thu 15 Jan 2015, 12:37, 2 replies, latest was 9 years ago)

Proper BRITISH lunch.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 15 Jan 2015, 12:38, Reply)

and a heart attack. #oldandunfitlols
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 15 Jan 2015, 12:42, Reply)

we're still the same age, miserabella neverwett

(old man river possible lesbian, Thu 15 Jan 2015, 12:44, Reply)

yeah.... we really aren't
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i'm nowhere near 40 yet, greybeard, never mind being "40 something" 18 months ago. but maybe you'll get a cock balloon dobber for your 50th.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 15 Jan 2015, 12:45, Reply)

alright, granny grumps, whatever you want to believe

(old man river possible lesbian, Thu 15 Jan 2015, 12:47, Reply)

Tell you what if you're not over forty then you look like shit for your age

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 15 Jan 2015, 12:50, Reply)

i assumed that was the purpose of the giganto bumbag
to cover up his unappealing face when needed
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 15 Jan 2015, 12:50, Reply)

It's actually full of a perfect latex replica of a small boys anus and has a small hole in the back for vagabonds penis
that way he can stimulate himself at the park with no one knowing
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 15 Jan 2015, 12:53, Reply)

whilst reading wikipedia entries and typing furiously on the internet at ALL TIMES

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 15 Jan 2015, 12:54, Reply)

?

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 15 Jan 2015, 12:58, Reply)

is anybody here not preoccupied with my physical appearance?
it's all very flattering and that but there's very little chance I'm going to fuck any of you except munster
(old man river possible lesbian, Thu 15 Jan 2015, 12:55, Reply)

As far as I'm concerned
Everyone on this site is so ugly that no one can bare to communicate with them on a face to face basis, which is why they all spend so much time here.
( Muns, Thu 15 Jan 2015, 12:57, Reply)

bear, not bare

(Good evening Good evening, Thu 15 Jan 2015, 13:06, Reply)

we definitely don't want to see him bare

(old man river possible lesbian, Thu 15 Jan 2015, 13:08, Reply)

Beggars can't be choosers.
Surely?
( Muns, Thu 15 Jan 2015, 13:12, Reply)

All the letters are correct, it's just the order that's wrong.
I therefore claim this to be as a result of a typographical error.

Summary: Fuck you.
( Muns, Thu 15 Jan 2015, 13:09, Reply)

upset post

(Good evening Good evening, Thu 15 Jan 2015, 13:10, Reply)

^Upset at the lack of upset and claiming upset in an effort to upset.

( Muns, Thu 15 Jan 2015, 13:13, Reply)

UPSET

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 15 Jan 2015, 13:18, Reply)

Unlikely
The letters that have transposed are not adjacent.

Tragic that you tried to lie about it.
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Thu 15 Jan 2015, 13:20, Reply)

he's bare making shit up yo

(Good evening Good evening, Thu 15 Jan 2015, 13:20, Reply)

^upset

( Muns, Thu 15 Jan 2015, 13:52, Reply)

That much is certain

(Captain Give-A-Fuck #internetpals4eva, Thu 15 Jan 2015, 12:57, Reply)

Everyone was preoccupied with Joseph Merrick's appearance
not many people wanted to fuck him though.
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Thu 15 Jan 2015, 13:11, Reply)

If only he was alive now.
Speciality websites would offer a fortune.
( Muns, Thu 15 Jan 2015, 13:14, Reply)

well no
not at your age
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 15 Jan 2015, 13:17, Reply)