When alighting from a hackney carriage once my batman had neglected to fully open my umbrella
and some rain drops fell on my wife's good stole.

We were horrified.

Alt: alright.

Altalt: going to see some in-laws, and, as usual, temporarily block out the misery of existence with the warm black oblivion of drunkenness.

Oh I am so dark. So dark.

Should be fun - they live near Twickers, and there's some nice pubs around there.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 5 Feb 2015, 12:06, 1 reply, 9 years ago)

your batman?
Obviously this is something hilarious.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 5 Feb 2015, 12:16, Reply)

look up the word "batman" in a military sense

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 5 Feb 2015, 12:20, Reply)

That's not easy if you don't own a military sense to look it up in.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 5 Feb 2015, 12:22, Reply)

"Up with which I will not put."

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 5 Feb 2015, 12:23, Reply)

True enough.
Or indeed have any sense.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 5 Feb 2015, 12:23, Reply)

Ive had a lot of "Military" in my time, I'll have you know.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 5 Feb 2015, 12:34, Reply)

^rear admiral

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 5 Feb 2015, 12:38, Reply)

^ gunner's mate

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 5 Feb 2015, 12:42, Reply)

BUMMERS MATE MORE LIKE!!!

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 5 Feb 2015, 12:44, Reply)

lol

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 5 Feb 2015, 12:46, Reply)

dictionary bashing prick

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 5 Feb 2015, 12:29, Reply)

Surely that's more like an Alfred.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 5 Feb 2015, 12:35, Reply)