This is quite a cunt thing to do.
www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-shropshire-31903327

I'm fine, I had a bout of the insomnias last night so I have a no sleep hangover. I'll live.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 16 Mar 2015, 15:31, 4 replies, latest was 9 years ago)

At first I thought 'lol'
But then I read it and thought 'not lol'
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Mon 16 Mar 2015, 15:34, Reply)

I love busy days like that.

( Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 16 Mar 2015, 15:37, Reply)

haha

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 16 Mar 2015, 15:37, Reply)

lol

(Baggenfrock get fucked, Mon 16 Mar 2015, 15:39, Reply)

Cunts indeed
But I wonder what action they can take if someone posts the video online and on what grounds
( Peej, Mon 16 Mar 2015, 15:38, Reply)

I don't think posting a video of a suicide is a crime, but if the person recording it is encouraging it that might be.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 16 Mar 2015, 15:40, Reply)

You could probably get round any laws by replacing the soundtrack with Yakety Sax
and classing it as a parody under fair usage.
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Mon 16 Mar 2015, 15:41, Reply)

A trombone slide with a comedy fart noise at the end would do it.

( Muns, Mon 16 Mar 2015, 15:46, Reply)

I remember one night in Newcastle someone was on the tyne bridge threatening to jump.
There was a lot of concern for about and hour and a half, then it started to rain really heavily and everyone started jeering him and shouting "hurry up!"

He was coaxed down in the end.
Pussy.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 16 Mar 2015, 15:45, Reply)

How do you talk someone down in Newcastle?
I imagine the regular stuff like 'You've got so much to live for' or 'think of your beautiful family' are non-starters.
( Muns, Mon 16 Mar 2015, 15:47, Reply)

I think you have to try to entice them down with the promise of scratchcards, brown ale and lard butties

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 16 Mar 2015, 15:49, Reply)

If you don't top yourself, we'll give you a Newcastle Utd shirt signed by Alan Shearer?
That sort of bollocks?
( Muns, Mon 16 Mar 2015, 15:50, Reply)

Jane Middlemiss will present it to you.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 16 Mar 2015, 15:52, Reply)

Interesting transfer policy but worth a punt based on their current form

( Ms Shenanigans put something interesting here later, Mon 16 Mar 2015, 15:53, Reply)

^ has no idea what their current form is

( Ms Shenanigans put something interesting here later, Mon 16 Mar 2015, 15:53, Reply)

P60

( Muns, Mon 16 Mar 2015, 16:12, Reply)

They send Gazza in like they did with Moaty.

( Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 16 Mar 2015, 15:55, Reply)

Dogs a poond a borral doon toon 'nite

( Peej, Mon 16 Mar 2015, 15:51, Reply)

and a cruise ship holiday

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 16 Mar 2015, 15:54, Reply)

What's this I keep hearing about you and a new suit?

( Ms Shenanigans put something interesting here later, Mon 16 Mar 2015, 15:55, Reply)

i think its probably something to do with me having a new suit ready for my court appearance.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 16 Mar 2015, 15:56, Reply)

COME ON TIM!

( Ms Shenanigans put something interesting here later, Mon 16 Mar 2015, 15:57, Reply)

Lets go Meatsnake lets go *clap clap*

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 16 Mar 2015, 15:59, Reply)

Shoot em' in the back now

( Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 16 Mar 2015, 16:01, Reply)

+ of the movies on a Saturday night with you

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 16 Mar 2015, 16:07, Reply)

You'll be fine mate, I'm sure you'll get custody of the budgies.

( Muns, Mon 16 Mar 2015, 16:00, Reply)

It's nothing to do with the yewtree 'others' investigation honest

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 16 Mar 2015, 16:02, Reply)

^^^

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 16 Mar 2015, 15:54, Reply)

What happened, were all the trains cancelled or something?

(Baggenfrock get fucked, Mon 16 Mar 2015, 15:47, Reply)

There is a mental hospital near Redruth and the patients were climbing this ladder to the roof and jumping off
So they took the ladder away. The patients then broke out and went in to Redruth and jumped off the railway bridge.

So they put the ladder back.
( Peej, Mon 16 Mar 2015, 15:50, Reply)

Thanks to The Shining I always try and read Redruth backwards
It doesn't work
( Ms Shenanigans put something interesting here later, Mon 16 Mar 2015, 15:58, Reply)

I always mix it up with Rednall.

( Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 16 Mar 2015, 15:59, Reply)