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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I once fucked a midget.
It's prolly in the depths of qftw somewhere. It's not worth searching for. That's pretty much the whole story up there in the subject line.
(lol man river definite greek god, Fri 24 Apr 2015, 20:34, 3 replies, latest was 9 years ago)
It was a child.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 24 Apr 2015, 20:35, Reply)
Why would I have fucked a child?

(lol man river definite greek god, Fri 24 Apr 2015, 20:36, Reply)
Because they told you they were a midget, or trying to become a mod or something.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 24 Apr 2015, 20:37, Reply)
Can't you tell the difference between a child and a short adult?
That's a bit disturbing, mate.
(lol man river definite greek god, Fri 24 Apr 2015, 20:39, Reply)
It doesn't matter if I don't fuck them.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 24 Apr 2015, 20:40, Reply)
I've now spent 5 minutes looking for that Jam sketch with the doctor, to no avail.
Just imagine I've pasted a quote from it here.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 24 Apr 2015, 20:50, Reply)
hahalolololol!
POTD
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 24 Apr 2015, 20:52, Reply)
top stuff, drimble

(lol man river definite greek god, Fri 24 Apr 2015, 20:56, Reply)
If this was /board it'd be on the FP by now
along with all the other lazy, half-arsed, unfunny shit
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 24 Apr 2015, 20:59, Reply)
oh is that who that is?
I did wonder
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword w⚓, Fri 24 Apr 2015, 21:03, Reply)
weirdo, they're built for comedy, not for sex.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 24 Apr 2015, 20:44, Reply)
there were some logistics issues
but all the requisite components were present
(lol man river definite greek god, Fri 24 Apr 2015, 20:56, Reply)
I can't decide if i like you more or less after finding out you fucked a midget

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 24 Apr 2015, 21:00, Reply)
midget gems diarrhoea

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 24 Apr 2015, 21:09, Reply)
Maybe she was just really far away.

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 24 Apr 2015, 22:35, Reply)

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