Shoe Thread.
Don't talk about shoes, it's fucking dull.
Post your real name. I'm Marko.

Alt: When was the last time you laughed so hard you nearly cried?

Alt: do you cry? I do a bit, not at sad films though, because that's gay.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 1 May 2015, 12:55, 149 replies, latest was 9 years ago)

Simon
I got the giggles walking home thinking about a recent hiking trip I went on. Namely the bit where I farted and my mate exclaimed 'fuck, I've just got a lungful of that'.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 1 May 2015, 12:56, Reply)

ha, excellent.
We had a laugh in the workshop last night after the apprentice managed to trip over his own feet and land face first in the flux
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 1 May 2015, 13:00, Reply)

Timothy.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 1 May 2015, 12:59, Reply)

that's a shit name for cunts

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 1 May 2015, 13:01, Reply)

I don't remember the last time I laughed like that.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 1 May 2015, 12:59, Reply)

you live a fucking terrifyingly depressing existence.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 1 May 2015, 13:03, Reply)

I noe

(PsychoChomp, Fri 1 May 2015, 13:06, Reply)

Truth

( Peej, Fri 1 May 2015, 12:59, Reply)

Hi Marko, I think most people know my name is Ian by now
I'm pretty sure that if I looked up your best posts there would be a story that involves both shoes and crying.
I neither laugh nor cry because I am emotionally dead inside.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 1 May 2015, 13:00, Reply)

ha, I'll never top that.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 1 May 2015, 13:00, Reply)

Noone can guess my real name

( Peej, Fri 1 May 2015, 13:00, Reply)

dunno to all
LOL

cheers
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 1 May 2015, 13:03, Reply)

Alright Jay.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 1 May 2015, 13:03, Reply)

HIYA!!

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 1 May 2015, 13:04, Reply)

I know which street you live on.
i.imgur.com/JyGLxJa.jpg
(PsychoChomp, Fri 1 May 2015, 13:05, Reply)

You're the funniest one here M8!!!!ONE11LOL

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 1 May 2015, 13:10, Reply)

one of the few times I've agreed with you.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 1 May 2015, 13:13, Reply)

Im Jaysums
alt. probably last weekend. it was totes hilair
altalt. Not really. My Sisters Keeper had me in bits though
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 1 May 2015, 13:04, Reply)

you're not a sobbing gay then?
I had a housemate for a while that used to burst in to hysterical tears if a film had a sad, or even slightly melancholy ending. Took us ages to calm the poor fella down.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 1 May 2015, 13:05, Reply)

im not a bloo bloo mary queen, despite sweeping internet generalisation

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 1 May 2015, 13:11, Reply)

I've just had to poke half chewed biscuit into the side of my mouth that isn't anaesthetised.

( Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 1 May 2015, 13:11, Reply)

Ha I grassed up shambles to the mods for posting my real name

( Peej, Fri 1 May 2015, 13:12, Reply)

Who is your go-to mod for getting results?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 1 May 2015, 13:15, Reply)

The alcoholic nonce one

( Peej, Fri 1 May 2015, 13:16, Reply)

Is he still a thing?
I thought the reason they needed a new qotw mod was because he was too drunk and noncey to bother any more.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 1 May 2015, 13:19, Reply)

Have you ever made hard lemonade?
I've got about 2kg of lemons might give it a go.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 1 May 2015, 13:22, Reply)

I did some last year. well worth it

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 1 May 2015, 13:49, Reply)

Search Results Gary Odemwingie-Weatherall
Alt: watching Seinfeld L O L
Alt: I cry through my penis
( $$ ✅, Fri 1 May 2015, 13:14, Reply)

My calves are quite shapely, and I can walk well in heels.
If it weren't for my ugly feet, I'd be Dozer's ideal man.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 1 May 2015, 13:19, Reply)

you already are m8 xx

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 1 May 2015, 13:20, Reply)

fanks babe

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 1 May 2015, 13:25, Reply)

Andy
Alt:

Two nights ago when my 5 year old son decided to do an impression of our EXTREMELY Geordie builder out loud in the pub

AltAlt:
Not out of sadness/frustration but yes out of laughing.
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 1 May 2015, 13:31, Reply)

My wheelie bin storage shed has just arrived! All the way from Germany!
My real given name is actually Baggenfock - I won't divulge my last name as I could be easily found online.
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Fri 1 May 2015, 13:32, Reply)

Our next door neighbour has a treble bin shed
Posh cunt
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 1 May 2015, 13:35, Reply)

And a bass bin shed?

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 1 May 2015, 13:37, Reply)

Its all about that

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 1 May 2015, 13:47, Reply)

You must be wheelie excited!

(PsychoChomp, Fri 1 May 2015, 13:36, Reply)

indeed

(Baggenfrock get fucked, Fri 1 May 2015, 13:44, Reply)

I briefly considered building a bin shed.
Then I came to my senses, realised I'm not a fucking wanker and just put them down the side of the shed I already have
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 1 May 2015, 13:48, Reply)

We just have biffa bins in the street.
There's a clothing one by the charity shop that often has some Roma gypsies going through it like a pair of raccoons.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 1 May 2015, 13:59, Reply)

what kind of deviant has a shed in their front garden?

(Baggenfrock get fucked, Fri 1 May 2015, 14:10, Reply)

YM has a warehouse in her lady garden
at least that's what I think she said
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 1 May 2015, 14:16, Reply)

That's some shedy (shady) shit.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 1 May 2015, 14:26, Reply)

back garden.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 1 May 2015, 14:34, Reply)

what kind of deviant keeps their bins in the back garden?

(Baggenfrock get fucked, Fri 1 May 2015, 14:39, Reply)

don't have a front garden.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 1 May 2015, 14:42, Reply)

my dad keeps his in the side garden
does that make him half a deviant?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 1 May 2015, 15:07, Reply)

There's no such thing as 'side gardens'
If there is land on either side of your house, the front half of it is part of the front garden and the back part of it is part of the back garden.

It's embarrassing I have to explain this.
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Fri 1 May 2015, 15:14, Reply)

Bollocks
As if you'd divide a lawn at the side in half front and back.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 1 May 2015, 15:16, Reply)

if i want to call it a side garden, i'll call it a side garden
and you will just have to suck it up like the little bitch that you are.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 1 May 2015, 15:17, Reply)

You could just say 'to the side of the house' like a normal person.
'Side garden' indeed. You never cease to amaze me.
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Fri 1 May 2015, 15:19, Reply)

but there is a garden there. with plants and everything. it's distinct from the front garden and the back garden. you have to walk round a pathway to get to it, it's that separate.
what is the matter with you, did you catch "thick" or summat?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 1 May 2015, 15:28, Reply)

In legal terms
half of it is part of the front garden and the other half is part of the back garden. Look it up.
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Fri 1 May 2015, 15:30, Reply)

and in descriptive i'll call it what the hell i want because it makes more sense than saying "the bins sit half in the front and half in the back garden, after you've slogged them down a path to get them there" terms
it is a SIDE GARDEN.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 1 May 2015, 15:32, Reply)

hahahahaha
poor old man nile
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 1 May 2015, 15:55, Reply)

100!!!!

(PsychoChomp, Fri 1 May 2015, 14:57, Reply)

I am wearing shoes.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 1 May 2015, 15:02, Reply)

+ NHS orthopedic

(Baggenfrock get fucked, Fri 1 May 2015, 15:09, Reply)

earing anking into
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 1 May 2015, 15:12, Reply)

i like shoes
i might buy some shoes this weekend.

alt: it was hard not to laugh at yoga last night. why do ghastly old hippie teachers bang on about "transferring the love" and other such bits of shite? just say, "this stretch is going to fucking kill you," and be done with it.

alt: only with frustration. not with sadness. the thing that most frequently reduces me to tearfulness is fucking traffic when i'm in a hurry.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 1 May 2015, 15:06, Reply)

TD;FY

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 1 May 2015, 15:25, Reply)