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( , Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
Are you a QOTWer? Do you want to start a thread that isn't a direct answer to the current QOTW? Then this place, gentle poster, is your friend.
( , Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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"Anyone mentioning the royal baby gets shot in the knees" thread
Alt: best toy from your childhood
( , Mon 4 May 2015, 8:48, 19 replies, latest was 9 years ago)
Alt: best toy from your childhood
( , Mon 4 May 2015, 8:48, 19 replies, latest was 9 years ago)
me and my brother got a bag of jumble sale matchbox and dinky toys from my wigan grandparents
we lived next to an open cast mine and spent the whole summer smashing them to fuck
edit: special mention to andrew "loz" laurenceson for adding the innovation of real rock "grenades" to our games of Army and then going to hospital with a cracked eye socket
( , Mon 4 May 2015, 10:18, Reply)
we lived next to an open cast mine and spent the whole summer smashing them to fuck
edit: special mention to andrew "loz" laurenceson for adding the innovation of real rock "grenades" to our games of Army and then going to hospital with a cracked eye socket
( , Mon 4 May 2015, 10:18, Reply)
lol at the cracked eye socket.
I got a right bollocking for putting vaseline on my scalextric track so I could do burnouts and slidey turns because it turns out it also ends up spraying it into the carpet.
( , Mon 4 May 2015, 10:47, Reply)
I got a right bollocking for putting vaseline on my scalextric track so I could do burnouts and slidey turns because it turns out it also ends up spraying it into the carpet.
( , Mon 4 May 2015, 10:47, Reply)
I think loz was also the one who thought it was a good idea to build a bonfire on the ICI explosives works
that definitely ranks as the biggest bollocking of our childhood
he joined the army after school
( , Mon 4 May 2015, 11:44, Reply)
that definitely ranks as the biggest bollocking of our childhood
he joined the army after school
( , Mon 4 May 2015, 11:44, Reply)
The Loz I knew was a fucking mentalist as well.
His biggest bollocking was a possession of a Tazer.
When I say 'bollocking' I actually mean 'suspended sentence for possession of a firearm'.
( , Mon 4 May 2015, 12:12, Reply)
His biggest bollocking was a possession of a Tazer.
When I say 'bollocking' I actually mean 'suspended sentence for possession of a firearm'.
( , Mon 4 May 2015, 12:12, Reply)
Alt: SAS rescue kit, containing: balaclava, machine gun, dagger, periscope, possibly others.
( , Mon 4 May 2015, 10:19, Reply)
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I popped into a pub last night and there was a bloke who must've been around 70 gurning his tits off.
( , Mon 4 May 2015, 10:22, Reply)
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During the olympics one of my mates missuses came home to find my mate sitting in the lounge-post wank with his trousers and pants laid out on the floor like a little crime-scene.
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