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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Mornholes, you fucking pricks!Good weekend ahead?
I have the house to myself, as the soon to be husband is working away.
I'll be mainly watching Luke Cage on the Netflixes and blazin 420.
YOU?
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 14 Oct 2016, 9:16,
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HiyaGet yourself a job, you horrid layabout
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 14 Oct 2016, 9:24,
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OH HELLO, FELLOW POSTER!Im working right now!! Rude.
As Dozer (rip) would have said... Only proles and poor people work weekends
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 14 Oct 2016, 9:27,
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Oh, thought you meant you had it to yourself right now(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 14 Oct 2016, 9:32,
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Which is the emergency services(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 14 Oct 2016, 9:38,
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Astronauts, rock stars and premiership footballers work on the weekend. This 'Dozer' character sounds like a bit of an idiot.
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depends how drunk I am...*waggles cigar*
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 14 Oct 2016, 9:44,
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Hello jHurry up home time. I was at a party with barristers in the sky garden yesterday and now I am tired. The end.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 14 Oct 2016, 11:44,
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Drunk?Sounds like fun... The work bit, not so much.
Im in spreadsheet misery
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 14 Oct 2016, 12:35,
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Tired and emotional?Or was that yesterday?
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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 14 Oct 2016, 13:03,
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I have to end a relationship today. Dreading it. Think I might go to the pub for a liquid lunch.
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Why you ending it?Have you weighed up the pros and cons?
Are the police swooping in?
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 14 Oct 2016, 12:36,
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It's a professional relationship. Been offered something better. Police would never catch me.
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OH! well make sure it's legit and that. It's a very unstable market right now(
GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 14 Oct 2016, 12:49,
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Found a more considerate pimp?(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 14 Oct 2016, 12:55,
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Nothing worse than a fat guy with overpowering BO rummaging through your drawers to see what you've hidden(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 14 Oct 2016, 13:13,
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Hello, Mr Green.Check out the snatch bank too.
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 14 Oct 2016, 14:08,
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GF is coming over tonight for Luke Cage and StroganoffThen she's off somewhere with her mother tomorrow while I watch the football and then over to hers for Lucifer and whatever she decides to cook.
It's all go.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 14 Oct 2016, 14:05,
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NopeI like my space too much.
I was going to book Skygarden for our anniversary but left it too late. Hohum.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 14 Oct 2016, 15:39,
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I'm sure all of this will be discussed with her mother tomorrowAlong with the lack of wedding bells and grandchildren.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 14 Oct 2016, 17:30,
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I wish all these gays would stop acting so gay, it freaks my nut out(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 14 Oct 2016, 20:31,
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Stepdaughter's back from Uni this weekendTonight will be mostly Chinese food and beer. Tomorrow, the plan is - there is no plan. Sunday will be lunch with the remaining crumbly (and wine).
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