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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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And now Pete Burns
Why 2016 why?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 24 Oct 2016, 18:54, 29 replies, latest was 8 years ago)
\o/

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 24 Oct 2016, 18:55, Reply)
Are you telling me that Pete Burns is dead?

(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 24 Oct 2016, 18:56, Reply)
Yeah. Now show some respect.
You'll have him spinning in his grave. Spinning right round....
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 24 Oct 2016, 19:00, Reply)
I was struggling to think who he was - I thought scouse androgony scene.

(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 24 Oct 2016, 19:05, Reply)
Is he dead or alive?

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 24 Oct 2016, 19:03, Reply)
Well, that's both of the jokes out of the way.
What happens now?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 24 Oct 2016, 19:06, Reply)
Hopefully someone else dies

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 24 Oct 2016, 19:09, Reply)
I'd like it to be Jeremy Clarkson in a really violent accident
I come here sometimes, I'd be here like a shot if that happened.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 24 Oct 2016, 19:13, Reply)
I dont really mind who it is, most celebrities are annoying, apart from local celebrities like me

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 24 Oct 2016, 19:16, Reply)
There's probably something about cremation that might pass as a joke but i dont have anything else, soz

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 24 Oct 2016, 19:10, Reply)
You should get over this upsetting episode by getting a kebab.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 24 Oct 2016, 19:26, Reply)
Im having one on friday to get the 15% discount, they deliver now too!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 24 Oct 2016, 19:28, Reply)
Discount. On a Friday?!!!!!????!!!!!
Most kebab shops would want to charge a premium for some weekend shaved elephant leg.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 24 Oct 2016, 19:32, Reply)
I dont think the discount is for fridays alone, but kebab has been scheduled for Friday in this weeks dinner diary

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 24 Oct 2016, 19:37, Reply)
Please share your dinner diary.
I'd like to judge you using the AA barbecue system.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 24 Oct 2016, 19:38, Reply)
I dont have one really but tonight looks like it'll be lager again, as the shopping delivery isn't coming until tomorrow

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 24 Oct 2016, 19:39, Reply)
You deserve lager every night.
It's only fair.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 24 Oct 2016, 19:41, Reply)
I like to mix it up, alternate days of wine and lager, both on weekends

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 24 Oct 2016, 19:44, Reply)
Having reviewed the delivery it'll go something like this 

TUESDAY - CHICKEN 
WEDNESDAY - STEAK
THURSDAY - POST PUB PIZZA
FRIDAY -  KEBAB (PLUS LUNCH FROM HAMMERSMITH WORLD FOOD MARKET)
SATURDAY - STAYING WITH FRIENDS TBC
SUNDAY - PUB ROAST

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 24 Oct 2016, 19:43, Reply)
Nice.
You should get some haggis delivered this evening.

It's Pete BURNS Night.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 24 Oct 2016, 19:46, Reply)
I had a haggis and bacon toastie not so long ago, it was nice #truestory

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 24 Oct 2016, 19:49, Reply)
Might get up in a minute and put the kettle on.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 24 Oct 2016, 19:50, Reply)
Ive just put the kid to bed so might do something equally interesting like unload the dishwasher and eat some crisps

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 24 Oct 2016, 19:51, Reply)
Crisps eh.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 24 Oct 2016, 19:53, Reply)
The amusingly named cheese bugles.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 24 Oct 2016, 20:05, Reply)
How you can enjoy an amusingly named snack at a time like this
Is beyond me. You're an animal. A heartless one.

#HEARTBURNs
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 24 Oct 2016, 20:12, Reply)
He was a fucking cunt and I'm glad he's dead.
Sorry, who are we talking about again?
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 24 Oct 2016, 20:30, Reply)
Bobby Vee
Who I think is the father of Bobby Gee from Bucks Fizz.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 24 Oct 2016, 20:32, Reply)
Can either of them fly, though?

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 24 Oct 2016, 20:50, Reply)

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