Johnny Rotten has put on weight
was in the newspaper. Also there's a lot of sugar in Waitrose Duchy organic ice cream. CONSPIRACY! ILLUMINATI! CAPITAL LETTERS!
(Ooooh_cuntroversials_sockpuppet Make O/T great again., Wed 26 Oct 2016, 9:18, 19 replies, latest was 8 years ago)

he's such a wanker

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 26 Oct 2016, 9:29, Reply)

I for one am livid

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 26 Oct 2016, 9:30, Reply)

Surely he just uses anger for energy?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 26 Oct 2016, 9:36, Reply)

'Man is heavier at 60 than he was at 20 - shock horror'

(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Wed 26 Oct 2016, 9:54, Reply)

Sugar? In ice cream?
HOLD THE FRONT PAGE!

I wonder why print media is dying?
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 26 Oct 2016, 9:55, Reply)

I need the newspaper to carry on.
What else can I use to mop up oil in the garage?
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 26 Oct 2016, 10:13, Reply)

YOUR HAIRY GINGER BUM!!!!

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 26 Oct 2016, 10:19, Reply)

Was there anything else fascinating in the newspaper?

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 26 Oct 2016, 10:22, Reply)

There was a small piece about Russia
having a super nuke that could obliterate England and Wales in one strike. I wasn't sure it was important though as the ice cream story had more space and a bigger headline.
(Ooooh_cuntroversials_sockpuppet Make O/T great again., Wed 26 Oct 2016, 10:44, Reply)

I only really like celebrity gossip tbh

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 26 Oct 2016, 10:53, Reply)

BROKEN BISCUITS
BROKEN BRITAIN!
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 26 Oct 2016, 10:26, Reply)

no m8

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 26 Oct 2016, 10:26, Reply)

YES LAD!

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 26 Oct 2016, 10:27, Reply)

That new Hugo Boss fragrance smells... well, BOSS.
And they made sexy Nazi uniforms. Top show all in all.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 26 Oct 2016, 10:26, Reply)

I can't remember the last time I felt the need to wear fragrance.
Quick blast of antiperspirant under the pits ought to be enough for anybody.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 26 Oct 2016, 10:31, Reply)

Your poor wife/gf/pet

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 26 Oct 2016, 10:42, Reply)

Bit of lynx for a big night out eh

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 26 Oct 2016, 10:54, Reply)

and a spray down the pants for luck.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 26 Oct 2016, 11:01, Reply)

no m8

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 26 Oct 2016, 11:05, Reply)