It isn't the fact that people tend to say "he was like, she was like, etc" every 5 seconds (interspersed with uninventive and repetitive swearing); it is the simple fact that anyone who thinks reciting prior conversations verbatim is a massively boring individual. You could replace any 15 - 30 year olds brain with an electronic one with a dozen stock phrases and I would be none the wiser.
(Ooooh_cuntroversials_sockpuppet Make O/T great again., Sat 3 Jun 2017, 23:25, 6 replies, latest was 7 years ago)

From my brother.

(Ooooh_cuntroversials_sockpuppet Make O/T great again., Sat 3 Jun 2017, 23:25, Reply)

is he heavy?

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 5 Jun 2017, 12:52, Reply)

No.
And he can't spare a dime either.
(Ooooh_cuntroversials_sockpuppet Make O/T great again., Mon 5 Jun 2017, 13:18, Reply)

What?

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 5 Jun 2017, 13:39, Reply)

haha observational comedy is brilliant

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 5 Jun 2017, 15:26, Reply)

That Wizbit is getting a bit too clever these days

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 5 Jun 2017, 15:52, Reply)