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What is it...
That keeps you guys here, and not say, 4chan or SA?
Just curious like.
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jim_bob can herd cats., Wed 10 Jun 2009, 14:17,
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you,
how was the stand up?
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PsychoChomp, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 14:18,
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So so
Scary as hell, mind.
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jim_bob can herd cats., Wed 10 Jun 2009, 14:21,
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I heard even your dad heckled you
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fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 14:22,
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He was the only one who did
Although to be fair he did it to everyone. And proved to be funnier than all of them combined. Although he did leave BK alone, and confused the fuck out of the compere.
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jim_bob can herd cats., Wed 10 Jun 2009, 14:24,
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The fact that
I'm worshipped as a minor deity here.
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Cawl, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 14:18,
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You know what
I think I'm going to leave and join 4chan
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Captain V, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 14:18,
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What is it that keeps you coming back here?
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fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 14:18,
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Erm, qotw mainly.
A good diversion away from idiotic civil servants.
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jim_bob can herd cats., Wed 10 Jun 2009, 14:23,
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Well we're not like the other boards
and I doubt many of us would fit in well on 4chan or SA. I do look in on them regularly, but they don't have the same appeal as this place.
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fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 14:28,
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Aye
I think we're not lolzanyzomgwhacky enough to fit in there. And this place is gentler- a bit like a rapist who is kind enough to use lube.
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jim_bob can herd cats., Wed 10 Jun 2009, 14:31,
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I wasn't including you in my appropriation
Hell OT doesn't like you, Talk hates you. Just where do you fit in?
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fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 14:32,
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Oooh
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Lisette von Falcon, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 14:47,
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Ooh get you!
Handbags at dawn and all that. I fit in where I fit in.
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jim_bob can herd cats., Wed 10 Jun 2009, 14:51,
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found a niche for an incredibly boring person?
well done you
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 14:54,
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You two
Will have to fight for it then.
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Cawl, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 14:55,
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how very dare you!
good natured baiting and bantering aside, putting me in the same category as piston_broke is incredibly harsh.
I'm going to have a bit of a cry.
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 15:02,
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Don't dish it,
If you can't take it.
Hahaha!
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Cawl, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 15:04,
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I see
You've been talking to the /talk crowd then?
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jim_bob can herd cats., Wed 10 Jun 2009, 15:13,
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no, I found you boring all on my own
;-)
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 15:24,
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and I thought it was only kittens and cups of tea here
golly
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Lisette von Falcon, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 15:01,
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When did b3ta
become about fitting in? I thought that was kinda the whole point... we're all misfits everywhere else :)
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warmfuzzies Isn't here, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 18:24,
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You've hit the nail
Right on the head!
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jim_bob can herd cats., Thu 11 Jun 2009, 9:35,
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Explains a lot...
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Captain V, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 14:31,
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What's a 4chan?
What's an SA?
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porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Wed 10 Jun 2009, 14:19,
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4chan is a bit like /board
Only with more kittens and paedo jokes. SA= Something Awful.
Sums it up really.
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jim_bob can herd cats., Wed 10 Jun 2009, 14:22,
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Can't get access to SA at work.
Simples!
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Eds Meds Mathskillz=1,Socialskillz=0, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 15:02,
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stubbornness...
Been here since 2003 so not about to give up now!
The casual abuse (and I've taken some too) grounds me and deflates some overpumped egos ... you're always going to find some intelligent criticism of your ideas/experiences/thoughts here rather than responses like OMG IM ROFL UR A FUKING TWAT LOL.
Kind of the 'posh' board of the web, this.
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hangableautobulb is an anagram of the best album ever, on, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 14:23,
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Because 4chan's shit.
Really, really shit.
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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 14:23,
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I had a look at it the other day
It just seemed a bit... schizophrenic?
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 10 Jun 2009, 14:24,
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I've never actually looked at the place myself
Although we have them to "thank" for lolcats, rickrolling and other memes.
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jim_bob can herd cats., Wed 10 Jun 2009, 14:26,
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I just like it here
*shrugs*
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 10 Jun 2009, 14:23,
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..
ru a.
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Slip Digby is a meat puppet, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 14:42,
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I'm here for the chicks.
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 14:32,
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I don't know what those other things are
I looked at b3ta for years but never felt like registering and piping up.
Off Topic seems like a generally cool place.
I like it here.
I was starved of love as a child haha.
I wasn't.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 14:37,
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It's nice to just be yourself
... when I have to put on the 'professional' face for work, the 'intelligent and caring husband' face for the wife, the 'exciting yet responsible father' face for the kids. Here I can wear the 'alcoholic depressive who lives a fuller life via b3ta then he does in reality' face ...
Hold on. That sounded like a cry for help.
*stifled*
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hangableautobulb is an anagram of the best album ever, on, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 14:47,
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Because on here I can meet some of you and then be rude to you in real life
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chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 14:51,
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Cunt
hides
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fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 14:52,
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In yours or mine?
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chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 14:55,
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Mine's too small
crawls inside TGB's
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fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 14:56,
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Move over then!
We can both fit quite nicely in there...in fact we could even hold a party in here!
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chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 14:58,
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Then I shall prepare for meeting you on Saturday
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 14:52,
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Come fully tooled up
with razor sharp insults.
And for good measure bring some cats with LAYZ0RS!
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chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 14:56,
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Now you're demanding rather a lot from me.
I shall attempt to rise to the challenge!
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 14:57,
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All the blokes say that
but in the face of the strong b3ta women they remain flaccid.
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chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 14:59,
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Par for the course in my experience.
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jim_bob can herd cats., Wed 10 Jun 2009, 14:56,
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*plays violin*
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chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 14:58,
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World's smallest violin
*rubs forefingers together*
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hangableautobulb is an anagram of the best album ever, on, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 15:00,
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Rubs
forefinger and thumb together, shirley?
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Eds Meds Mathskillz=1,Socialskillz=0, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 15:04,
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fingersskins
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chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 15:11,
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That would be bloody awesome if you could do it...
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jim_bob can herd cats., Wed 10 Jun 2009, 15:14,
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It would make me a medical miracle
Or at least the only transexual with small feet.
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chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 15:16,
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And a damn site more convincing
Than Wakefield's local tranny who frankly, is hairier than Chewbacca.
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jim_bob can herd cats., Wed 10 Jun 2009, 15:22,
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I procrastinate here
The text plus shades of gray background make it look like work.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 14:55,
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That is until
your manager spots CUNT CUNT CUNTETY FUCKING CUNT across your screen from someone like Bert.
Can't visit here when I'm in the office. B3ta was the main reason why I decided to work from home. I do not jest.
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hangableautobulb is an anagram of the best album ever, on, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 15:01,
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This!
It blends in quite well with an excel spreadsheet.
Better than free6.com for example.
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whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 15:13,
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Er...
Because most people here are decent people. I went on /b a couple of times, never posted and to be honest it just appeared to be a mess. I guess there might be some stuff worthwhile in it, but I don't fancy wading through a tonne of lolfag comments and casual racism to find it. Also - lots of porn. Not so useful if you're at work, or anywhere others can see what you're doing. NEver been on SA though. What's it like?
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Fredz A graveyard of hopes, a dump of ambition, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 14:55,
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Hmm.
Spelling. Punctuation. Grammar.
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ThomsonsPier consumes, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 14:56,
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PEDANT ETYMOLOGIST HERE
Please do not use fragmented sentences. Your post should have read:
"Spelling, punctuation and grammar".
:-)
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hangableautobulb is an anagram of the best album ever, on, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 15:03,
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Alternatively
make it into a nice piece of existential poetry:
Spelling.
Grammar.
Punctuation.
Or even....
sPell in G.
gramm AR.
p un c tu ATION.
Which is a feeble attempt at some concrete poetry.
*EDIT* Arse. It won't let me position the text where I want it. Fucksocks.
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chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 15:07,
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HAHA
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Bazongaloid, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 15:13,
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*bows*
*puts on Chuck Norris action pants*
*drives off in Honda Accord*
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chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 15:15,
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You sound like
Microsoft fucking Word. I hate those wavy green lines. 'Fragment. Consider revising'.
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Land of Green Ginger It's dreamy weather, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 15:12,
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I more often get...
'Long sentence (no suggestions)'. Or used to, until I turned off the grammar checking.
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ThomsonsPier consumes, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 15:29,
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Can.
Will.
More likely to do so now that there is a specific person whom it annoys.
I shall also take it upon myself to drop pronouns at arbitrary intervals.
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ThomsonsPier consumes, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 15:31,
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Less paedophilia than 4chan
Less money than SA
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idonthaveafunnynickname Drink-Aware? Sure. I'm aware I want another drink., Wed 10 Jun 2009, 17:36,
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